Whistle Blower: Which Premier League Player Got His Wife’s Sister Pregnant?

By Ollie Irish

Pies understands that for one Premier League player, a very big stream of shit is about to hit a very big fan. It will get messy. Very messy. More messy than Lionel Messi’s teenage bedroom.

The dirt: Said player is alleged to have got his wife’s sister pregnant (yikes!), but only an extended gagging order in the courts is preventing the story getting out. The tabloids will have their day soon enough though…

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In entirely unrelated news, reports are emerging from the England camp that there was no love lost between John Terry and Steven Gerrard in South Africa.

A ‘source’ quoted in the Sun said: “There was a lot of tension between Stevie G and JT.”

Hmm, wonder why?


http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/fail/33378/which-premier-league-player-got-his-wifes-sister-pregnant.html

It is with great joy and emotion that I inform I have recently become father to a baby boy. As agreed with the baby's mother, who prefers to have her identity kept confidential, my son will be under my exclusive guardianship. No further information will be provided on this subject and I request everyone to fully respect my right to privacy (and that of the child) at least on issues as personal as these are.

He's not a EPL player anymore, but look at this....

http://twitter.com/Cristiano



:shock:

This appears to be true...

This is actually about an American waitress. He chatted her up with something along the lines of "I'm Ronaldo. Wanna fuck?".

This is the truth.

Similer deal with Paris Hilton, but she spilled the beans and said he was a terrible lay :lol: Somthing along the lines of not being up to expectations size wise, and he was a bit too quick :lol: