Better than catching you wanking.

The awkward moment when someone catches you singing.

Maybe he has a packet in EVERY ROOM OF THE HOUSE?!!

Yes, even the attic.

:idea: :idea: :idea: :idea:

Maybe he has a packet in the bedroom AND in the bathroom!?

This man is my hero. :cool:

This. Mind you, maybe he likes to do it in the shower...

People who leave condoms in the bathroom don't get enough sex. Condoms are to be kept in the bedside table... fact!

The awkward moment when you start fooling around with your gf and the dog jumps on the bed.

*BUMP*

The awkward moment when you're renovating the bathroom of one of your high school teachers and open the vanity and find a box of condoms......ansell ultra thins are his weapon of choice.

congrats matt.
the awkward moment when ur talking about ur smelly greek coworker to another coworker and the greek co worker walks past

He's not linguistically challenged. He lost his tongue in a fly-fishing accident at Niagra Falls and had it replaced with a solid gold prosthesis. I guess that explains why your wife took a 'shine' to him...

My bro the linguistically challenged black milkman?

I thought that's why you called him 'brother'...

My brother the black milkman?

All will make sense when the baby comes out black, notorganic.

When someone from 442 is a mate with a good mate of yours. WTF CBOWDEN :P Lol

+1. Ew.

Congrats notorganic.

Or my brother the milkman?

Who knew that wanking into a plastic cup turned men fertile?

I guess you'll have to thank the milkman...or your brother.

The awkward moment when an ex wants to meet and catch up.

Congratulations notorganic.

The awkward moment when you try to get up like a ninja from your nap but jump into your clothes basket.

The washing machine lid was closed and I was sitting on the dryer next to it. I like just threw up towards the floor but a corner of the washing machine was in front of my so it kinda went through the gap between the lid and machine.
So luckily not much went into the machine.

Have had a mate throw up in my sink, and that was bad enough.

Washing machine is a bridge too far.

It did indeed!

Thanks man, more miraculous than magnets.

The awkward moment when you're told you threw up in your mates washing machine.

Assuming this actually happened to you...Congratulations man! :)

That awkward moment when a few weeks before you're due to start IVF treatment, your wife tells you that she's pregnant despite not being able to conceive for three years.

...and you thought people were honking at you because you bought a 'Honk if you're horny' bumper sticker...

The awkward moment when you realise you've been driving with your high beams on for an hour...

LOL:lol:

That's just fucking unhygenic :-& :-&

This. Me and my mates have this problem all the time. "conspicuous lol's" we call them. You laugh and all the suits on the train turn to look at you like you've grown another head.

That's a home time activity, not a work time.