you have a discussion with pimpsta over affairs and its all good.

i have a discussion or my express my own views on religion and im getting pissed off?


get a bloody brain

erpa derp if a tree falls in the woods and no ones around to derp hear it then does it make a sound derp? no of course not. herpa derp.

you dont hear the sound, but you know that a falling tree will make some sort of sound.

what the eff is derp?

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The awkward moment when Andrew Dewhurst commentates an all-Australian match.

when you're losing to Perth.

That awkward moment when Robbie Fowler discoveres the form he was in for Liverpool and knocks his first hat trick in yonks past you... :lol:.

First hat trick in the A-League for a while too. I think Sergio van Dijk got the last one.

when you're about to make a comment about losing to Perth when you realize its already been done.

when a taxi driver isn't Indian.

when the person who serves you at 7/11 isn't Indian.

when the person who makes your whopper at Hungry Jacks isn't Indian.

:-#

The sad thing about this is that in Melbourne its pretty much true. Not racist at all.

the awkward moment when Harbhajan starts scoring more runs than Tendulkar...

This isn't an awkward moment, this is some kinda crazy parallel universe where shit is all messed up.....because this will NEVER happen.

in the cbd thats just not a possibility. none of those alone youd put money on.

Fucking hell, pimpsta your a Christian? What a load of bullshit. The Commandment: Thou shalt not commit adultery (its in Exodus chapter 20 mate). Is aimed at you. The first 4 Commandments are how God wants you to behave towards him and the remaining 6 are aimed at how you behave towards others. I have just finished teaching these to my Sunday School and they 9as a bunch of 4-10 year olds) could point out that your argument is flawed. Deliberately turning your back on the teachings of God and Jesus because you think that you have a free pass is flawed logic. You have broken God's law and you have helped another to do the same. The only option you should have as a Christian is to ask for God's forgiveness and confess your sin and help her to confess hers as well. You need to stop this behaviour and you need to encourage her tell her husband, if she doesn't want to then you should tell him.

No matter how you try and justify this to yourself you do not have a leave pass for the sins you have commited. Forgiveness is a process:

1, Confess your sins before God
2, Seek forgiveness for them from God and those you have hurt
3, Do not repeat your sin!

Your behaviour as a Christian reflects on me as a Christian and reflects on Jesus. Would Jesus approve of your actions? If the answer is no then you should not be doing it! FFS it isn't that hard!

Not necessarily true, I was an athiest who was converted through apologetics (all the speakers who convinced me are leading scientists in their fields, like genetics and astrophysics etc.).

The main thing is that debate has to be respectful and rational.

That's easy, we just have to keep Bonkers out of the argument:lol: :p

:lol: easier said than done ;)

banning.8-[ ..........wait who said that.

^^^
:lol:

The awkward moment when your best friend accidently sends you a picture of her tits.

Are you sure it was an accident?

Send her back a picture of somebody else's cock.

That awkward moment when you wake up and have no idea where the hell you are...then realise you're in your own bed.

The awkward moment at the races when your mate says "Oy sexy legs in the black dress" to your friend as she walks past and another lady assumes you were talking to her :lol:

Another fat lady with a face like a mack truck :lol:

TBH she was fairly attractive and her daughter was smoking hot.

More like you have to keep rationale out of the debate.

This ones from last year.

The awkward moment when the hot English head of RE at my former all boys catholic high school is impregnated by another young teacher. While she is married. BOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!