Cootamundra to us is what Wagga is to you big city folk. :p

Well...it is Wagga 8-[

I actually had someone ask me who Led Zepp were once.

This happened to me on Tuesday. Bought Wasting Light and we met my brothers girlfriends brother at the train station as he got in. He asked what was in the JB HiFi bag...I said 'the new Foo Fighters album, do you like em?' 'Nah, are they a new band?'.
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Go back to Cootamundra you hick.

TAMW someone says they don't know who the Foo Fighters are, and they're actually being serious :shock:

That's my maths lecturer 95% of the time.

TAMW when the english teacher starts making jokes about people's last essay's.

I'd make him do my washing.

He could help you with your daily chores, afro. You should look into it - he'll have picked up the skills of orange cutting and boot cleaning soon enough.

Karma. Consequentialism would be if you said how great your glasses were, and then you sat on them and the arm stabbed you in the leg.[/quote]

if that happened...:lol:

I'll give them a dollar for him.

Karma. Consequentialism would be if you said how great your glasses were, and then you sat on them and the arm stabbed you in the leg.

TAMW your glasses break as soon as you boast about them

Consequentalism right there

TAMW when you and all your pakeha mates know all the words and moves to Nesian 101.

TAMW the attractive bank teller sees how much money you don't have.

TAMW there's one white girl who hangs out with a whole big group of fobs

I need to get me a set of specs. Fucking uni - ruining my eyes.

They still need a receipt if it's not as advertised, don't they?

Mate I'll have you know I have top of the range Morrissey glasses, chicks dig em

..and store credit isnt an option.

TAMW Chelsea can't find the receipt for Torres.

TAMW you ask a friend how their family is going so you can tell them your wife is Pregnant and they tell you that they have split with their second wife.

Glasses fetish.

TAMW you didn't even notice that marconi had reached legend status.

TAMW a girl is actually coming on to you. There must be a God

TAMW when the song is actually louder than you think and everybodys looking at you.

TAWM youre staring into space and space just happens to be a womans breats/tits/crotch/etc.

TAWM some guy is taking a shit with headphones blaring and the toilet door open in a huge changing room. WTF.

TAWM you realise its actually TAMW.

TAMW You're standing at the urinal and realise you really need to do a crap.
TAMW You feel like you need to piss but can't because you've held it so long.

TAMW You're standing at the urinal and all of a sudden realize you don't need to piss

Her family had overstayed their holiday visa by about 3 years and the immigration department finally caught up with them, just when we were on year 11 camp had to leave the country immediately. If she had of left a week earlier not many people would have noticed!

lol wut? Do tell!

Nothing like that happened on my school camps, that we know of. Most interesting thing was someone putting their fist through a window and another being taken by immigration.

There's a video of my cousin after she's had a few drinks, she goes outside to the Esky to grab another can of Jack's and Coke, closes the sliding glass door behind her, fishes the can out of the esky, turns straight back around and *BAM* into the door she'd just closed behind her.

TAMW when you walk into a wall whilst being filmed on camera