nice, just realised there may have been a typo or two in my questions 8-[

Awesome read, I had no idea you were such a good athlete :O
Sorry for spamming with all those last minute questions too.

can I go next? [-o<

Dale and catbert are both due to go next.

Cat, do you want this one?

cheers, ill take this one.

well then i guess cat is up which will make dale the last one.

cool, well i guess ill answer questions sun or sat if i get the chance.

Waddya got?

Right. fear my questions. I'm in a procrastinating mood.

Is your name Bert?

Do you own a cat?

Are you a cat?

Are you a cat named bert?

Assuming that the 'catdog' is a genetic mutation gone completely wrong, what were they thinking with 'catbert'

What's your opinion on hot dogs?

The awkward moment when you're looking for a hot dog, and it's just a slutty dog?

Should i stop procrastinating on fourfourtwo and on this particular thread, and finish off my assignment so i can get out of here by 6pm?

how hungry are you at the time of this question?

Whasts the last thing you ate?

whats the last thing you drank?

favourite beer?

If they served Beer at McDonalds, would that entice you to dine there more often?

Would you classify McDonalds as a resteraunt?

Would you classify Subway as a Sandwich shop?

Do you laugh at the women who work in Subway, because they have to make you a sandwich when you ask for one?

Do you slap the women at subway, if they don't make your sandwich 100% to your liking?

:lol: <--- what i wrong with this emoticons lips?

:-" <--- why is it when i whistle a little music note doesn't come out of my lips?

:-({|= <--- is this a good violinist?

:cool: <--- should the government just use this emoticon to replace the horrible cancer mouth ads and say "smoke and you'll turn blue" with the "I'm Blue" by Eifel 65 playing in the background?

](*,) <--- on a level of 1 (being minimum) and 10 (maximum) what would you rate this guy's headache being as; seeing as he consistantly bangs his head against a brick wall

=p~ <--- He seems to be drooling a lot. Do you have any tissues for him, or are you of the opinion, as am i, that right now he needs a mop?

#-o <---- Where is the hand coming from?

:cry: <---- who should give this guy a hug?

Do you think we need new/fresh emoticons on this forum?

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

what phone you got?

Your wonderful avatar choices are:

Dexter, Serious Business, Derp, John Hamm, Lenny, Crying Bear, Zapp Brannigan, Nuoh My God, CAN THEY HEAR ME!!!?, Crying Leonidas, Ainsley, Stoned Franco, Spiderman Sandwich, Hutcho Crying, Taxmaster, Trollface IRL, Captain Obvious, Rorschach, The Comedian, Wikipedia Guy, Bill Maher, Bearstronaut , Davy Grolton, Ron Donald, Lizzy Caplan, Very Pleasant Looking Man, Religious Chimps, Stephen Colbert, Sin City's Kevin, Footos: The Fresh Fighters

LMFAO at Heineken Q's

***Normal*** Q's
Salt vs Pepper
Sony vs Samsung
Cats vs Dogs
Ill come back later with some weird ones.........................

since business seems to be a bit slow, its time to stimulate things a bit.

DO YOUR WORST!

I'll ask some questions soon, I just gotta think of a few

Do you feel worthy of a place on 442 Frontline without making the final 16 of Battle of the forumers? (I apologize if you were in the original 16 lol)

Was he even in Battle of the Forummers?

Whens the next Battle of the Forummers?

Who would win the next one?

Should melbhearthammer get a go after Dale?

DO you watch WWE?

If so, whos your favourite wrestler, if not, they why dont you?

Who cares if its fake, its entertainment?

Have you seen some of the chicks on the show, OMW?

Why should I ask a forumer who has been on posting on here not very long questions?
I think me and you can be friends.
Why the communist ideology?
Political heroes?
Favourite country other than Australia?
Cardiff or Swansea
Inter or AC

Right, ill try and have the answers up by sunday evening, until then keep em' coming.
Oh, and if your could inbox me the core questions that would be great zimbos

Forum name?
Catbert

Age?

15

Reason for forum name?

Just before I setup my 442 account I saw a amusing Dilbert comic with the character ‘Catbert’ and I thought it was as good as any name.

Location?

Canberra

TWG Refugee or 442 Citizen?

442 Citizen

Jersey Number and why?

4, or 7, the former because of my date of birth, and the latter because that was the date I say Arsenal play. But because they are normally taken, and im a gk, i usually just have 1

Occupation?

Student

What’s your postage like? forum and post?

Forum wise, its only started to ramp up very recently, although ive had the account for a while. I dont use the post very often, except when im getting match of the day tapes from my great uncle

At what point did you realise you weren't going to make it as a professional footballer?
Can you tell us a little about your amateur football career or any other sporting career?
At about the age of 13, I was a bit of a late entrant to playing, and it didn’t take me long to realise I wasn’t that good. There isnt much to tell.

Where are the burgers better?

Not really a burger fan to be honest

Tasty Beverage?

Melon Soda, trust me

FM, FIFA oPES?

I haven’t really been into FIFA for quite a while, so ill say FM

Who do you go to the football with?

Brother, Mother or mates

Favourite Arsenal player of all time?

Dennis Bergkamp

Currently?

Thomas Vermaelen

Greatest Arsenal game?

Villareal v Arsenal 2006

Favourite Arsenal memory?

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Worst Arsenal memory?

[youtube]e9pFaWTBjZc&feature=related[/youtube]

Funniest Arsenal memory?

[youtube]bXmgJzYQVM4[/youtube]

Favourite Arsenal goal?

[youtube]XnA-GwnsDuI[/youtube]
Not just because it was awesome but because I was at that match

Active Support or the silent tactical analyst?

Active support

UK or European Terrace Culture?

UK

Favourite Chant?

“He’s fat
He’s Scouse
He’ll probably rob your house
Wayyyne Rooney
Wayyyne Ronney”

Which team in the A-league do you have more of a liking too?

Wellington Phoenix and NZ knights before them

What is your view on the finals series system?

We should have one but the current system is rubbish and it drags on for far too long.

Where do you see the a-league in 5 years time?

Up a certain creek unless the FFA can get their act together

What would you do to entice more big names to the A-league?

Money, lifestyle.

What is your summary on the A-league season?

Fiasco

Other:

Favourite football player of all time?

Dennis Bergkamp

Favourite non Aussie player?

Dennis Bergkamp

Favourite Aussie Player?

Johnny Warren

Favourite other clubs?

Gamba Osaka
Dundee United

The club you hate but secretly admire?

cant think of one

Club or Country?

Id have to say club

Other hobbies/sports/interests?

Fencing, debating, and surfing whenever im in Sydney

Favourite non football sports star/s?

Roger Federer

Ideal Woman

Attractive (obviously) smart, and a good sense of humour, and at least open to football.[/b]


Where would you take a woman on a first date?

Wherever they wanted to go

If you could be anybody else for a day, who would you be?

Wojciech Szczesny, just to know what it would be like to be goal keeper for arsenal

Who would you turn gay for?

Thomas Rosicky

Is your name Bert?

No

Do you own a cat?

‘Own’ isn’t really the word, but I do share a house with a cat

Are you a cat?

No

Are you a cat named bert?

No :lol:

Assuming that the 'catdog' is a genetic mutation gone completely wrong, what were they thinking with 'catbert'

I have no idea. Some scientists probably got really pissed.

What's your opinion on hot dogs?

Not a lot

The awkward moment when you're looking for a hot dog, and it's just a slutty dog?

Im not familiar with it

Should i stop procrastinating on fourfourtwo and on this particular thread, and finish off my assignment so i can get out of here by 6pm?

No, where would all my questions come from then?

how hungry are you at the time of this question?

4 out of 10

Whasts the last thing you ate?

A Sandwich with Olives, Olives stuffed with anchovies, Lettuce and Trout Pate

whats the last thing you drank?

A 50/50 mix of solo and Schweppes lime soda

favourite beer?

Asahi Super Dry

If they served Beer at McDonalds, would that entice you to dine there more often?

No, because it would probably be something like Budweiser

Would you classify McDonalds as a resteraunt?

No, id classify it as a grease factory

Would you classify Subway as a Sandwich shop?

Yes

Do you laugh at the women who work in Subway, because they have to make you a sandwich when you ask for one?

Yes, but I also laugh at the men.

Do you slap the women at subway, if they don't make your sandwich 100% to your liking?

ummmm, no

:lol: what i wrong with this emoticons lips?

Hes got a nervouse twitch

:-" why is it when i whistle a little music note doesn't come out of my lips?

You didn’t eat a music textbook when you were young

:-({|= is this a good violinist?

Since hes managing to play the violin without a body to support it on, yes; hes great.

:cool: should the government just use this emoticon to replace the horrible cancer mouth ads and say "smoke and you'll turn blue" with the "I'm Blue" by Eifel 65 playing in the background?

No, the face would be encouraging.

](*,) on a level of 1 (being minimum) and 10 (maximum) what would you rate this guy's headache being as; seeing as he consistantly bangs his head against a brick wall

8. It’s a 10 if hes hungover aswell.

=p~ He seems to be drooling a lot. Do you have any tissues for him, or are you of the opinion, as am i, that right now he needs a mop?

I have some tissues, but he does need a mop.

#-o Where is the hand coming from?

That’s my hand, he asked me to scratch his head, cause he lost his body in ‘Nam

:cry: who should give this guy a hug?

You, and give him a Heineken while your at it.

Do you think we need new/fresh emoticons on this forum?

Yes, probably a poker face.

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

He’s James, he’s in the Navy

what phone you got?

Dunno, LG something

Salt vs Pepper

Salt

Sony vs Samsung

Sony

Cats vs Dogs

Cats

Do you feel worthy of a place on 442 Frontline without making the final 16 of Battle of the forumers? (I apologize if you were in the original 16 lol)

Sure, why not.

Was he even in Battle of the Forummers?

No, I wasn’t

Whens the next Battle of the Forummers?

2012. (the worlds not going to end)

Who would win the next one?

Funky

Should melbhearthammer get a go after Dale?

I don’t see why this forum should close after Dale has had a go, so yes.

DO you watch WWE?


No.

If so, whos your favourite wrestler, if not, they why dont you?

Well I heard there was one who decided to do actual wrestling and then got kicked out. So if that true then him.

Who cares if its fake, its entertainment?

Id rather watch an episode of ‘Blackadder’

Have you seen some of the chicks on the show, OMW?

No, I haven’t.

Why should I ask a forumer who has been on posting on here not very long questions?

Ive been here longer than some of the people who have had turns, Its just I only started posting heavily recently.

I think me and you can be friends.

So do i

Why the communist ideology?

I prefer the term ‘socialist’ :p

Political heroes?

Nelson Mandella

Favourite country other than Australia?

Japan

Cardiff or Swansea

Swansea

Inter or AC

The referee

Fark, that felt like forever.
Enjoy!

Wow, always thought you were older than me! Didn't expect you to be two years younger. :shock:

You thought that was forever?! :lol: Go back and look at how long mine was!
Loving the Nix support btw ;) even I didn't support the Knights way back then. I had no idea there was even such a team until a couple of seasons back.
Annoyed thar I didn't get a chance to ask anything, you didn't leave it open for long enough.

nice work catbert.

i agree with kiwichick though, some of us took ages to get our answers up.

choose my avatar commie

Give him a Karl Marx one

oh right sorry, forgot 8-[

ill star the questions for dale.

Why are you so good at photoshop?
Can you run faster than Usain Bolt?
Is there a car across the street from you?
Do you want pizza?
Do you play online games?
Will you change your name to Mordekaiser?
If not, then how about Warwick?


Edited by zimbos_05: 16/5/2011 05:32:59 PM

Well it didnt take that long, it just felt like ages.

And sorry. I thought that 6 days would have been enough. Again, apologies.

Oh and marconi... here comes the new avatar

These are the choices for catbert and dale