Read this in a few places. Apparently the new board are unhappy about the fans' attitude, and about them giving it to the team/manager and thus are looking to relocate the club. FFA happy with the idea because they want a team up there.

Roff.

There's only room for 1 team in Melbourne.
Heart

Original troll is original, I'll give you that.

very original, but still trolling and therefore locked.