:lol:

new facebook is so confusing. i don't get it.

my only girl advice is be honest and be upfront about whether you like them or not.

Yeah be honest, Honesty is the way to a girls heart :lol:. That's what i reckon, it's kinda working for me at the moment, but we'll see.

Also look after her needs more then your own, if she's in need of some company, be there for her, doesn't matter if the grand final's on and you got the best seats, give them up, spend the afternoon with her, and she'll love you for it. It's a lot better then if your team loses
thats just an example btw lol.

is someone still bitter about missing the gf?

Girl advice: Chicks dig jerks, so be a complete asshole.


Only joking, best thing ive learned over the years is to always remember that they are girls and they will act crazy from time to time and theyll get over it pretty quick. And if they say dont talk to me, talk to them because thats what they actually want and leaving them alone just gives them time to become bitter and angry. But that only works if when you keep talking to them you try and make things better, not just keeping doing whatever it was that got them pissed off.

That advice is to be her homosexual best friend...:lol:



Edited by leftrightout: 26/10/2009 12:40:46 PM

ive learnt you need to play a bit of hard to get, you dont want to be the one that does every thing for her because a)she'l start to use you and b) you'l fall into the friend trap,

give em a little bit of attention but not too much, if the girls hot she'l be use to guys giving her heaps of attention so what makes you any diffrent doing the same thing as all the other guys,

just youtube - 'the pick up artist' really funny american reality tv show that takes a bunch of virgins/geeks and turns them into studs...really funny show. they train on women all week and then get released into night clubs. The host looks like a weirdo but he knows his shit.

Hahaha that is a good show!!!!

Here is some more "advice". Don't listen to "advice" with girls because when something goes wrong you will just end up blaming the advice and not realise what you did to fuck it up. How's that for confusing? :?

Funnily enough. Sadly true. All of the above. Chicks do dig jerks.

Chicks will act crazy. And most of the time when they say 'go' they mean 'dont'. And when they lose it, it's better to just walk away and save yourself the angst.

Actually, hot chicks - most guys who talk to them are total wankers, and everyone else is too intimidated to talk to them, they want someon who will talk to them on the level. So go over and ask her if you can buy her a drink, because it's probably the most stimulating conversation she's had all night. Don't overdo it though or you'll look like one of the neanderthals who've been hitting on her for the last howevermany years of her life.

Advice is all well and good, bt people need to think for themselves.

All I can think of at the moment is the "Dicks fuck assholes" scene from Team America. #-o

Chicks dig scars.

Unless they're all over your face...

For hot chicks you need to bring them down...give them a subtle insult like...'did you wear that same dress here last week?' or 'your nose wiggles when you laugh' make them feel self conscious bringing there value down makes your go up. They know they're are hot they know they are sexy so that's exactly what you don't need to tell them.

How does your wife feel about that lro? :lol:

Just walk up drool and say 'Boobs' and you're done.

Well that's the Wagga way anyway...

I picked her up didn't I...;)





Edited by leftrightout: 26/10/2009 03:18:53 PM

How'd that work with Stade Renee for you?

Touche. I bet she hit on you first though :lol:

Actually she refused to give me her number...I had to get of a friend of a friend...bitch.

:lol::lol: You're a real smooth operator :P Can't even get a chick's number.

she played hard to get and I was the sucker.

But when I think about it there are so many chicks out there with so little respect for themselves...I'm glad she played hard ball. By doing that she showed me that she wasn't one of these one night stand types...she had high values of herself...:-k

so now I'm an armchair expert...so what? aren't we all when it comes to football? ;)

Its amazing how this forum changes due to one person, i reckon today is the busiest extra time has been since Afroman left, and thank god, the place was starting to get a bit boring

I can finally take 'R.I.P. Afro' out from my signature! \:d/
Welcome back.

Ahhhh I see what you did there...

I thought of it the other night when I made that typo actually... :lol:

Yeah...missing both me and mk will do that to a place...but if Funky or imno were to disappear the forum would suffer for that too. It's good to be back though. Nice to see I was missed too :lol:

It's so easy to become an armchair expert when you have a mrs and forget how shit it is trying to meet a girl in the first place. After a two weeks or so of seeing a girl now i am also starting to shoot my mouth about do's and don'ts! Worst thing is when all your mates have gf's and you only end up talking to them or being judged for talking to another girl...

P.s. Is it just me or is don'ts maybe the weirdest word in the english language?

:roll: :roll: :roll:

weclome back afro, we can get this thread moving again, its obviously the best one out.

So are we getting a name change or is Guest too pissed off?

thats a sticky issue, like somebody at a workplace who has quit and was very high up in the heirachy coming back and thinking that they can run the place like they did before.