ahaha with that defense that's amazing =d>
it sounds like a horrible place to be a keeper :lol:

One of my Center Backs is a lad, and has a habbit of nasty sliding tackles, fists that tend to break the occasional nose, and a mouth like a drunken sailor, he gets plenty of red cards, and hence we only see him for a couple games a season :lol: but he's dedicated, shows up to training every week, and is generally a nice bloke,

One of my Defensive midfielders is Lebanese, and also tends to tackle dangerously, and has the second highest Red card rate in my team.

My right back is a lazy short fuck (shorter then me) and just slide tackles and doesn't bother chasing or running much, and the other defender is half chinese and has a habbit of pulling opposition forwards shirts during the match, he gets plenty of Yellows.

Yes i have an imcompetent team, but we still have won 2 finals in 4 years.

I was thinking a 7 foot tall penis-pump might be a little less painful.....might be onto something here, better copyright it.

Your teammates must be quite shit if you are conceding that amount of penalties in regular time. My record in matches over the past 10 years would be about 40% success rate, once you hit a decent level there is no-saving quite a lot of the penalties that you face.

They could break your legs and stretch them out for that extra half an inch.

178cm is no short you goose. that's like 5'10.

I'm 6'1" and a half.....I had my last growth spurt about 10 years ago, don't think I'm gonna hit the elusive 6'2" mark anytime soon.

Good reflexes and reading the player. My keeping is woeful :lol: I'm good at claiming crosses, but I always get caught in no-mans land when the ball's on the ground in the box ](*,)

I'm about 1.76m. I want to grow taller though, I hope I do.

im only about 170. I'm quite short i must admitt, but hey i play goalkeeper, and best goalkeeper 4 years in a row in my comp, with on average 8 penalty saves a year aint too bad.

If you're 178cm, I'm 200cm.

Haha yeah.
I have grown heaps this past year.

Edited by tiny455: 11/12/2009 06:25:21 PM

Damn that is pretty short! :p

About 165cm.

How tall are you?

Haha, thats short m8.
I am too though, That's why everyone calls me Tiny.

I am like 178cm.

You're not much over 160cm.

Hey I am not that short! :p

That's largely because david is scarcely 5 foot tall. :lol:

Hahaha yeah I know. But that isn't my position soooo.
But I did make 1 good save!

How good was my Archie Thompson celebration at the end?

You guys are really poor goalkeepers.

EPIC PENALTY SHOOTOUT!!

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You are a zombie apple, you just don't know it. If you bite a green apple and leave it, it gets infected and shrivels...you just don't notice because you eat them before they can shrivel.

I wasnt aware I walked into the Ask Afro a question thread.

What if you pull the stalk off?

Also if you eat a zombie you either turn or die so why not when you eat a zombie apple?

No, red apples start out green before they turn red. They're actually ZOMBIE APPLES. Cannibalistic and devious, they terrify the green apples and attack them when they least expect it. The only way to kill them is to shoot them in the stalk.

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The trick is to eat them before they band together and eat you.

I wonder if there are race wars between the green apples and the red apples. They fight in our fruit baskets over night, while we sleep.

Now I'm going to be paranoid.