Mate, I was the one who reached out to him to help him. I tried. For a month. Invited him to chat with all the lads. No one could do more than they did, and it's not one's fault but his own. Everyone still wants to help him out, but all he does is sabotage himself.

It's not even picking on him. No one is making fun of his weight. Everything is complete #bantz and he knows it. You know how he knows it? Because he was in a chat for days on end with 15 of the lads from the forum and not only did we explain to him that it was all #bantz, we gave him life advice, advice for high school, advice with friends, career advice, advice for girls.

Sure there needs to be some individual responsibility. And I take full responsibility for being sanctimonious. That is my character on here ffs :lol: Feel free to ask any of the lads that I've hung out with if I'm actually like that in real life.

In any case, I'd love to head over to Adelaide for you to give me slap m80.

Many would like to know ;)

Ok cool and good to hear.

That is why I asked if my assumption was correct.
I still maintain that what is #bantz to a 30 year old should not always be assumed to be water off a duck's back to a younger person but I do know you are smart enough to know that just from seeing your online persona.

Why people need to have an online persona separate to their real one will always baffle me but I guess that's just something I missed out on along the way and I should get used to that

Also the slap was only ever metaphorical. My middle class hands are too nicely moisturised these days to waste on another man's face

All good m80. And yeah we know that, which is why we reassure him. He's a good kid.

In any case, the Draups persona just developed. It was never intended :lol:

Aha fair enough
Maybe I should get me an online persona
To be honest I should probably listen to my fiance and work on my actual one first :lol:

You're right, in hindsight I should've taken the advice from the m80s instead of being so self defeating. Can we let bygones be bygones? I'm sick of seeing Newman everywhere :lol:

I think having a fiance is the first step to getting one... but I wouldn't know :lol:



But bygones are bygones my young padawan. Newman is amazing though so we have to milk it for a while.

If only you were around before salmon or gayfish or slippery trout when we actually all had fish as avatars. Ah, the glory days :lol:

Is anyone here planning to go to the confederations cup?

Except now, the more I see Newman the more I can see similarities between me and him so I'm starting to think that I actually look like him :lol:

These mind games shit all over Arnie and Mourinho's

It's #bantz. You're meant to take it like an uppercut and then laugh and forget it.

I know that m80

So Cityslicker. United vs City. 11th of March. Hot chips and chill?

Please stop saying chill

Good times. :lol:

BTW I can get tickets for AU games pretty much whenever I want, so if anyone travels down to Adelaide, I'll meet them.

Awesome. General admission I take it?

Yep. Looking to go to the City and Mariners games, might go to Roar.

Mariners game ey? :-k

I started the Newman shit, and I'm calling for its end. Sally annoys the shit out of me, but if it's upsetting the fella, then it's too far.

At the end of the day, this place is a bit of fun. All I'll say, is that my Rendezvous thread should be a place of plans, happy memories and much beer.

I agree. Chill is very old and overused meme.

I'd know, I'm the meme expert of the forum.

Also, anyone up for ACL on Wednesday? My mates won't go after that horror show the Victory just played.

Saying something a lot doesn't make it true ;)

Fair weather plebs.

Coming from a bloke who was literally talking as if the apocalypse had come because your team was barely in the top 6?

:lol:

Salmon you need some memes and weed bro.

:lol:

Ill hit up on Wednesday homie

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Im 50/50 but if I do go along I'll let you both know.

Looks like my mates want to go after all. I can probably meet up with the m80s for a small chat.

I would come with you but I can't leave my fish tank.