Ladies and Gentlemen, to present tonight's awards: Scarlett Johansson...and for some reason, Steve Buscemi.
The Leo Messi award (Forumer of the year/popularity contest):
It was only ever a two-horse race, with some late votes for Funky restoring some credibility to the standings.
Third: Funky Munky 15%
Second: PaulbagzFC 20%
Winner: General Ashnak 40%
The Kevin Muscat Award (Pantomime Villain of the year):
Some last-minute campaigning from notorganic made it an even more lopsided affair than was necessary.
Third: COYS 15%
Second: Ozboy 20%
Winner: Notorgnic 55%
If Notorganic wishes to take umbridge with this I can post a full list of those people who voted for him.
The Nicklas Bendtner Award (Biggest Twat):
In a year that's seen some spectacular twats come and go from the forum and one of our first years without Krijoz this was a closely run race.
Third/Second: Tied between Figjam and Ozboy with 20% of the vote each
Winner: Viper_0 30%
What a hit! The Zlatan Ibrahimovic award (Best Post):
With only a few nominees for this award it was barely a two-horse race regardless.
Runner up: "Shut the hell up ozboy you fucking twat" - Roarz 41%
Winner: "Her mouth is on your penis" - Notorganic 53%
What a miss! The Robberto Baggio award (Worst Post):
Some truely retarded and incomprehensible posts, not to mention garnering a forum-wide hate for the user in question made this a shortly run race as well.
Third: All of Someguy's posts 16%
Second: Girl/Chicken eye surgery RJL25 32%
Winner: All of Viper's posts 53%
The Mike Dean award (Best Mod):
It was obvious from the outset who was going to win this one.
Third: a tie between MartyB and imnofreak with 18% of the vote each
second: Benjamin 24%
Winner: Funky Munky 35%
The Nike Kit award (Best Thread):
A late surge flipped the tables on what looked like a foregone conclusion.
Third: Joffa Clone? 11%
Second: You Know What Grinds My Gears? 39%
Winner: What do trains do? 44%
The Warrior Away strip award (Worst Thread):
Some truly shocking threads over the year slipped straight into the black-hole of forum obscurity, but those that were remembered were almost equally woeful.
Runners Up: Most Outrageous Hotel Names and Heart Out -> SMFC In with 17% of the vote each.
Winner: Threads With Polls 44%
Sven/Lars Bender Award (Best Multi):
Just two nominees in this category of 'good' multis (if ever there were an oxymoron...) made it a pretty even split.
Runner up: JoffaBot 44%
Winner: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad 56%
Anton Ferdinand Award (Worst Multi):
The disastrously transparent multi king nhub never stood a chance.
Third: AllNightDwight 11%
Second: 17%
Winner: Colin 72%
Joel Griffiths Nut Cracker Award (Best Low-Blow):
After taking out best post, people decided to remind us that they think he can be a complete twat too.
Runner-up: Firstworldproblemsgirl in WGMG 44%
Winner: Notorganic making jobes about people's occupations 56%
Clive Palmer Participation Ribbon (Best Dummy Spit):
With some spectacular shit-fits taking place on the forum we ended with a tie.
Runner-up: Benjo's complaint about not getting what he wanted for dinner. 14%
Winners: GirtXC's shit-fit over the FTA threads and Doug Laddy's labelling the forum a joke with 27% of the vote each.
The David 'tl;dr' Meacock Award (Biggest windbag):
In an ironic turn of events, both Glory Perth and Someguy finished with 9 votes each (with several abstaining) in this award. The pair went vote-for-vote as nobody could decide who bored them more.
The Steve Finnan Award (Most missed poster):
Third: Mus 25%
second: The Doctor 31%
Winner Davidsomethingelse 44%
Congradulations to all our 'winners'.