If you're making the decision on what car to buy based on what other people are going to think of you, you've got a lot bigger things to worry about...

"Cost of filling up..."

So what happened with the Wayne Rooney saga?

The way I see it...

SAF and Rooney conspired together to reach the end result of more money for SAF to spend and more money for Rooney to earn.
Rooney pretends to be upset, saying MU lacks ambition, and ready to leave. SAF tells him to FO to add weight to the 'possibility' he could leave.
Board realises they need to keep Rooney. Realises to do so they must give SAF money. And Rooney gets a pay rise cause thats the going rate for a new contract.
SAF and Rooney mutually masturbate back-to-back in the dressing room because their plan worked.

How far off am I?

So what happened with the Wayne Rooney saga?

The way I see it...

SAF and Rooney conspired together to reach the end result of more money for SAF to spend and more money for Rooney to earn.
Rooney pretends to be upset, saying MU lacks ambition, and ready to leave. SAF tells him to FO to add weight to the 'possibility' he could leave.
Board realises they need to keep Rooney. Realises to do so they must give SAF money. And Rooney gets a pay rise cause thats the going rate for a new contract.
SAF and Rooney mutually masturbate back-to-back in the dressing room because their plan worked.

How far off am I?

lets hope you right on fergie getting money to spend,

dont want to know about the masturbation nonsense./

He'll get more spending money if Rooney gets sold. They could make so much off him being on a 5 year contract.

Yes, but you know that an AMG mercedes will still be running in fifteen or twenty years. A commadore won't be.

Mostly because you'll have sold it on to some fucking moron muzza who's wrapped it around a pole.

Pretty much on the money.

Heineken has dissapeared

Mmmmmmmmm. I'm not dead, sorry to dissapoint. Having computer problems and not being able to access internet. I had a phone call from a friend who was worried about me because i hadn't been on facebook in 48 hours...

This is when you know there's a problem:lol:

Welcome back man been wondering where you been:lol:

Did your friend happen to be your girlfriend?

Hahaha. Cheers guys, i'm round a mates at the moment, so i'm bumming off his internet for the moment. I'll probaby dissapear for another week or so untill i can get the computer fixed, finances are short etc.



....maybe, although i have been spending a lot of time around her place...such a trek, Balmain to Glenfield, and i don't drive. Farrrrk lol.

....maybe, although i have been spending a lot of time around her place...such a trek, Balmain to Glenfield, and i don't drive. Farrrrk lol.

I had a nasty dream last night. I dreamt a gunman from Azerbaijan had taken our school hostage and was shooting kids and stuff. The scary thing about the dream was also that this stuff actually happens.

I had a weird dream too. I realised I had an exam in two hours in Palmerston North, and I was at home (700km away) and the exam was in two hours. I jumped in the car and was driving really fast and crashed into the ditch just a few kilometres from home at speed. When the cops came it turned out my parents had secretly been police for years and they arrested me then testified against me in court saying that I couldn't cook either so I don't deserve freedom. Fcuked as dream. Luckily I made my exam and finished it for real this morning :d

Edited by thewestisland: 26/10/2010 09:05:19 AM

....maybe, although i have been spending a lot of time around her place...such a trek, Balmain to Glenfield, and i don't drive. Farrrrk lol.

Man charged over penis tattoo


An Australian man who thought he was getting a Yin and Yang symbol tattooed on his back ended up with an image of a 40-centimetre penis instead.

Queensland police have charged the 21-year-old tattooist from Bundamba, near Ipswich, with two counts of assault, occasioning bodily harm and one offence relating to the public safety act.

Police say the man argued with the tattooist before getting the tattoo done, and was then tattooed with an image of a penis and a misspelled slogan implying the man is gay.

Ipswich Detective Constable Paul Malcolm said the victim was mortified.

"The victim wasn't interested (in a tattoo) at first but he was talked into it and he said he wanted a Yin and Yang symbol with some dragons," Malcolm told the Queensland Times.

"The bloke started doing the tattoo and there was another bloke standing there watching saying, `Mate, it's looking really good.'

"He was told not to go out into the sun and not to show anyone for a few weeks."

But police said the victim showed the new tattoo to his girlfriend straight away and she told him the bad news.

"When he got home he showed it to the person he lives with and she said: `I dont think it's the tattoo you were after'."

It will cost the 25-year-old alleged victim about $2500 to remove the lewd tattoo.

The 21-year-old tattooist will appear in court on November 15.

http://tvnz.co.nz/world-news/man-charged-over-penis-tattoo-3854788

when i read the headline i thought he'd put the tattoo actually on his penis!

....maybe, although i have been spending a lot of time around her place...such a trek, Balmain to Glenfield, and i don't drive. Farrrrk lol.