Should have called him George Michael he took so long to come out.

In some shocking news, they have called the prince George!!!

Oops.
Sorry to belittle the efforts of a woman in labour compared to 20+ years of training to play a sport at the elite level......

If you think people should not give a fuck and that's what you truly believe than be that change. Don't bring more attention to it as that would contradict your belief structure. Ignore it, as I do.

Meh, it's not that interesting to me but I don't think ANY of us on this site can really pretend to be better. I mean, if we want to look at us from the same angle, we are a bunch of grown men and women who spend time every day on the internet to read and talk about other grown men kicking a spherical piece of material between a pair of arbitrarily placed posts in an attempt to win shiny pieces of metal. I'm as big a football supporter (and sport in general) out there but far out, get off your high horse that somehow thinks our obsession with sport is somehow better than people caring about the birth of a child. They care about some things, we care about others, big freaking whoop.

*Proceeds to get off my own high horse*

Yep, pay that!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I wonder how much maternity leave Kate Middleton will take before she goes back to doing nothing.

BREAKING NEWS: Woman Gives Birth To Baby

A married woman of childbearing age has given birth to a baby boy.

The event followed nine months of pregnancy.

"Both mother and baby are doing well," a spokesman for the woman said.

It is now expected that the baby will grow up.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/07/22/royal-baby-spoof_n_3634135.html?utm_hp_ref=tw

So last night I was watching the news and it went through the bookies odds for the name of the child. There was George, Spencer, all these other meaningful/regal names. Then there were a couple at $501 odds - the last of which was "Joffa". Pissed myself with laughter :lol:

Not if it's on mute ;)

Harry's Dad is not a Grandfather yet.

Woops. Shows what I know about the subject.

Neither does his tooth brush apparently.

His hair loss cream doesn't.

'In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation'. Prince Philip.

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/royal-baby-tribute-to-turn-brisbanes-story-bridge-king-george-square-and-reddacliff-place-blue-20130723-2qfm4.html

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Just noticed all three commercial channels have 'baby specials' on right now.
Speaks volumes.

Contrast with the asylum seeker baby that died.

Congrats to the new parents, as I would congratulate any new parents. But they or their child are not special, and hold no legitimate right to be our future head of state.

Your future king

Harry's?

Harry's?

I think you all need to show some respect and congratulate her royal Dutchness on her phenomenal achievement of receiving Harry's thick load.

:lol: :lol: :lol: =d> =d> =d>

Well played sir.

As a person who's battled depression on multiple occasions, I can say that Jerry Springer is a fucking amazing show, because no matter how down you're feeling about your life you could tune in and go "at least I'm not a 300kg woman or one of the two skinny ass white guys who just found out that she's cheating on them with a midget from the trailer park."

I'll never forget the time I flicked it on and found two guys covered in shaving cream throwing pork crackling at each other. The winner 'got the girl'...except she turned him down anyway :lol:

Explaining that one to the kids would be interesting. "Daddy, how did you and mummy get married?"
"Well son, before you were born there was this show called Jerry Springer..."

I guess that's what makes Jerry Springer so popular......

They revel in the lives of others because it's better than wallowing in the misery of how dreary their own lives are.