Wassup cuuuunt?
Would you care for an Orange?
Best YOLOKEBAB you've ever consumed?
Why so bitter?
Best moment of your life thus far?
Worst moment of your life thus far?
Do you gabber bro?
Do you twerk?
What was the last thing you ate from McDonalds?
Who do you dislike most on the forum?
Who do you like the most on this forum?
Do you frequent brothels often?
Have you ever cheated on your wife?
Has your wife ever cheated on you?
What do you make of Tony Hill's umpiring this Ashes series?
Do you believe in love at first sight?
If you could live in any other city than Melbourne, where would you live?
Where were you born?
Who is your daddy and what does/did he do?
Which cartoon do you prefer? The Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy or American dad?
What is your opinion on the United States?
What is your opinion on the war in Syria?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
What was going through the chickens mind when it crossed the road?
When crossing the road, did the chicken take into account the traffic conditions at the time, as well as the location of the nearest crossing point? - i.e pedestrian crossing, traffic lights,
Who is the filthiest porn star you've skinned your sausage too?
What would your first reaction be if you won a holiday to Timbuktu?
Have you ever had the urge to strip naked and run up and down a busy street yelling: "I don't care about carbohydrates"?
What's the worst injury you've sustained during sex?
Are you left or right handed?
Where were you during the events of September 11, 2001?
What were your first reactions upon learning the news of the terroist attacks?
If you could have lunch with the pope, what would you discuss?
What would you eat during that lunch, assuming you could order anything you want?
What beverage would you wash the food down with?
Did you attend a catholic school as a child?
Have you ever banged a burqa?
Why is the new ball so influential in a game of cricket?
Do you support any football teams overseas?
Does the word 'moist' make you uncomfortable?
Does the word 'clunge' make you uncomfortable?
If the above words make you feel uncomfortable, does the expression: "moist clunge" make you really uncomfortable? If so what is your reaction upon hearing and/or reading the words 'moist clunge'?
Are you regretting undertaking this exercise?
Do you dislike me even more now that I've asked you all these random questions?
Do you think Jim Maxwell is a good cricket commentator?
Are you mad bro?
Why so srs?
How much money would it take to build the imperial death star?
What is your favourite emoticon on these forums?
What in your opinion are the three best things about 4chan?
What in your opinion are the three best things about tumblr?
Who shot the sheriff?
What is the meaning of life?
If you could meet batfink, what would you say to him?
What is the most pressing issue facing the country of Australia at the moment?
What is your favourite type of cheese?
Do you even lift bro?
How can we stop the gangland violence in Western Sydney?
Are you a fan of Ponies?
You ever glassed somebody in a fit of rage upon learning your favourite beverage at the venue of your choosing had run out?
That'll do. For now?
WOLLONGONG WOLVES FOR A-LEAGUE EXPANSION!
