That may well be the most validating thing I've ever read.

:lol: Benjamin, thank you. :cool:



You do realise that saying his name that way is also slang for a person's butt? ;)

Edited by GloryPerth: 25/8/2013 03:46:21 AM

Answers or gtfo Heiny. You're dragging the chain more than Bowden did ffs

Calm you're fucking farm. I've spend probably close to 12 hours in two consecutive days trying to format and answer yours and Afros answered.

Only a page an a half to go. With some luck, and fresh coffee, I might have it for you by midnight tonight. :lol:.

So that makes two mods who live in close proximity to me /creepy smile.

I think there's been three different people answer the majority of my (your) and afros questions. Why dafuq did you reformat? :lol:

I've also been working most the weekend and spent most of Sunday out of the house. Contrary to popular belief I actually have a life... :lol:

But I've probably got to answer at least double the amount of questions than anyone on here. :lol:

My brothers' and I were known as hillbilly at school. The first letter of my first name was added to differentiate.



Sutherland Shire


442.


This year 15, last year 25, the year before that 27, 17, 9.... I pick the first shirt I pull out of the bag that is XL. Anything smaller and I'm too tall to tuck it in.


My local club. I followed the introduction of the a-league with interest as I’d been hooked to live football in the NSL. I didn’t have foxtel and couldn’t afford to go to games when the league started so I watched from afar. Got into the habit of wanting to but not going. Towards the end of the 2008/09 season seeing a player from our school make the team, Gan, my friends and I finally got off our arses and started going to several games. Then I got back into the habit of going to football again. I became a member for the first time in 2011.


Gan. I used to play handball and football with him in the playground.


Carle. Been my favourite player since I saw him play at Olympic.


McFlynn. I love his attitude towards the club but he is more of a detriment to the team play than any help in my opinion.


Mark Milligan. Wish visas hadn’t screwed him around when he left Sydney

Food

Molarity times the gas constant times temperature

To amuse and waste time.

Rearranged in order


Vegan. There is more variety of things to eat and less likely to get constipated.

Why would I want to cut off my own toe? Of course some else’s.

X-ray vision





As in I would like to prove something using Maths or Science? Science. I hate having to go write a book of calculations to prove something.

6


Yes you better let me cut it off.

Yes but I seem to be immune.
:-k

A flat piece of bread with an assortment of meats, cheeses and other things

Here

Smartest and 2nd most popular kid in school.

Forgot to go watch my competitions final


I usually say winter because that’s when my playing season is.

Eating dinner


That's hard to say


I've eaten pencils, pens, erasers and probably crayons too


Yes. The handle on a cricket bat, the cover of a thermodynamics book and several other things.


Weeks ago.


No


No


Yesterday


No


Yes


Water


Underpants


I wash my car. I’ve never been to a car wash.


A banana


Driving through Menai


No


This afternoon


My cousin’s grand final. His team won 3-1 but was the worse side.


At the moment it would be a tie between my budgie and my parrot


I suppose it would be to able to visit everywhere.


Mine


Sprained ankle


Not sure


Yes


King Lear


Don't have one


Sleeping


One of my friend's band's page


Train to Chatswood for an interview.


Yes.


I was on many honour rolls but not as many as I should have.


Many things. What will evolve into what? What the result of Australia smashing into another continent?


No


No


Probably at his house


I assume he is good


The shirt lines well defined


The dishwasher


I like collecting money


My cousin


About a year ago for RBT


Yes


Thanks Bro


Under certain circumstances


Yesterday


No, my clothes are clean enough.


Mostly English/Irish with a bit of German Kiwi and a debatable amount of Aboriginal or Indian


I don't know


No


Reading A Dance of Dragons


Depending on the brand ranges from 11 to 13


I have black socks. I have green socks. I have blue socks. I have yellow socks. I have brown socks. I have orange socks. I have white socks.


High enough to slam dunk

A lady named Emma


Past 12


I like blues and greens

What is your favourite number?

1


I don't thinks so. I’m too scared of heights.


Not that I recall


Yes I represented my school in volleyball, football, netball, swimming and cross country


Most probably


Usually I forget to wash my hair so it gets done last


No


2 matchsticks


I'd get pretty could without clothes. So I'll take a jumper, some pants and shoes.


Friends


People who will have a great positive impact on my life.


On the phone probably a year ago but I talk to her nearly every day.


3


My first pets were 2 hermit crabs. One was Mr Explorer and the other Mr Sleepy


As above


Thor


Man vs Food


We all can. Most of us poorly.


Cat Stevens


Yes


No


No


The ones we had to do at school


Good ones


Probably something like Care Bears


Too much


I got tested when I was little and had very mild allergies to several things


January


I have been to NZ and Japan


Everywhere


Many


Friends and family


Several weeks


No


Yes


A banana, orange, apple, some bread


Anything from the sea


Lemon Meringue


Don't have one


Food


Mango


Pencils


Yes and to kick pebbles, sticks, cans.


Saturday


Depends on the perspective
dvd or blueray?

blue ray


right handed


pc


A mixture of several powdered metals and crushed plants


butter


Wendy's


I thought you'd never ask


Johnny


I haven't observed them doing so


If it was a new and unused one


I didn't know you dreamed about me


I go on it often but don't tweet nearly so much


Late


Dogs


Yes, if I knew that the inherent risks to me were reasonable.


Yes. I got out the front door before I was stopped


When it gets dark and I'm the only one around I start to believe lots of things


Lots of people have been asking me that


Half past a freckle and a quarter to a mole


What's Kethcup


Harry Potter. I never been able to get into reading past the first few pages of Lord of the Rings


Yes


I used to be able to. My leg would probably break now.


I know a couple of words in a lot of languages but I'm only fluent in English


No


Not that I'm aware of


Yes


Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Gold, Uranium, Chlorine, Caesium, Francium, Sodium, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Carbon, Silicon, Arsenic, Neon, Silver, Lead, Americium, Boron, Tin, Iron, Sulphur, Phosphorus, Beryllium, Vanadium, Chromium, Mercury, Plutonium, Platinum, Silver, Tungsten, Barium, Xenon, Antimony, Zirconium, Strontium, Zirconium, Krypton, Zinc, Iodine, Argon, Fluorine, Argon, Bromine, Selenium, Yttrium, Barium, Bismuth, Einsteinium, Nobelium, Californium, Radium, Radon, No I don't think so


If there is any light at all I am usually wide awake. I can only sleep with lights on if I am absolutely exhausted.


Maybe. I always forget my dreams


No. I always landed on my head.


The Sutherland Shire


My Grandpa invented the rostered day off among many other things to do with worker compensation.
Kim Beazley is apparently a distant relative.


If a chicken hatched from an egg that a lizard laid would it be a chicken's or a lizard's egg from which it hatched?


Yes but not as well as some people.


Not any more


What sort of bug? Where has it been?


No. I haven’t got the balance.


Sometimes


When things go well for me


turtle


Yes


Yes


77


no


Probably


Coffee is disgusting


Yes


Not that I am aware of.


Failure


I'm fast compared to some but slow compared to others


I don't think so


When I'm dirty


As often as needed.


Yes but only in the background like in a sporting crowd, planting trees at school


Only when I was born that I know of.


Sometimes


Yes


No



We should be optimistic every season. If we aren't what's the point in trying


Gameiro and Garcia with 11


Yau and Tiago


Apart from the two goalscorers above, Warren


I have no idea. I don't know or care enough about Adelaide's team or him to make a judgement. I hope he the job he does isn't good enough to make them better than Sydney.


I'm a fan of Matt Simon in the a-league


Ernie Merrick


Popovic. Did well picking a squad to play a certain successful way. Needs to go well again this year to live up to the hype.


Farina. Especially, it seems, by Sydney fans. In my opinion, like Carle, he's very good at what he does but a large majority like to repeatedly pick out a couple of unfortunate things to stereotype him by what happened in the past.

Engeelar just over Emerton.



Should we take it up with the unions?



Not these ones


I can’t say that I do


Put it in water.


When it’s spelt chilli.


Not when they are trying to headbutt me.


I worked it out one time and figured out how to make a far more efficient heat transfer but I can’t remember what it was off the top of my head.


No, I didn't

Apathy is peaking in this thread :lol:

Right I'm fucking done.

Is everybody ready for their laptops/computers/free UWS ipads to crash?

CORE QUESTIONS


This isn't actually my first ever account - probably my 5th. I've been around the forums since probably 2008 with various accounts that got banned for various reasons. :-"

But 'Heineken' came about one morning after I had been banned for something or other, and my dad had come home late one evening from work, and picked up a 6-pack of Heineken. Having drunk said Heineken, he'd left all the empties above my computer desk. So it came to me to choose a forum name, and in the background I had SBS on, and they were showing a re-run of a Champions League game, and there was an ad break for Heineken. So I went with that, a sporting beer.

I've also grown fond of the actual beer. Definitely one of my go-to beers.


Live in Balmain East, in the glorious Inner-West of Sydney.


442 citizen all the way. A few years ago when TWGF was big and there used to be regular 'invasions' into FFT by TWGF members, I considered signing up, but after browsing their forums for no more than 5 minutes, I realized that I value what little sanity I possess. :lol:


Being a goalkeeper (Standing at an impressive 5"7), I guess always #1. I wore a club goalkeeping jersey in U/16s that was #99. Thought I was a special c*nt. :lol:


Sydney FC: Never really got into the NSL. Was a bit young, and I didn't feel any sort of attachment to any of the NSL clubs. The lack of publicity probably never helped. I was aware of football, so I wasn't an '05 new-dawner per se. But yeah, Sydney came along. Went to my first home game vs Adelaide in '06 with a mate, but my first real game that I got into was our 5-4 away win against the Mariners in 07. First away game, and that cemented my love for the Sky Blues.

People ask me if I would have swapped to the NRMAWSWFC - even if I lived around the corner from Parramatta, it's a flat no.

Leeds United: Been following them since 2000 when I first visited England to visit my family. The side of the family that live in a small country town just outside of Huddersfield took me to a Leeds United game, back when we were sorta powerhouses in English football. The days when Harry Kewell and Mark Viduka were well and truly the gems in the crown in regards to Australian football. We also went to the Leeds United superstore in Leeds post game, and they bought me the entire kit - Shirt (with Kewell on the back ;) ), shorts, socks, and a cap. Used to wear it to football training all the time, which annoyed my Nan to no end - because of cause the Leeds Home kit is all white, and me getting filthy muddy at training. :lol:. Ever since then, right through the financial issues with the club and being relegated down to League One. We're on the way back up though. Couple more seasons, and we should be back in the top flight. :)


Sydney FC: Tough one. So my many greats to have pulled on a Sky Blue jersey in the last 8 years. Dwight Yorke, how could you not love him. Steve 'Bimbi' Corica. The silver fox is just an awesome man all round. David Carney - we haven't found a better LB since he played with us. Karol Kisel - probably the best player Vitja signed in his short managerial career over here. Terry McFlynn - once again, an all around excellent bloke, and a top player. His passion for everything, life, football, is second to none. Del Piero - I don't think there's enough superlatives to talk about the great man. Alex Brosque, we haven't really been the same in the final third since he was sold on.
Leeds United: Probably of the modern era - Harry Kewell. He was just supurb for us. Mind you, big Dukes was second to none either. I'm probably being a bit biased being Aussie, but fuck it.


Sydney FC: Gonna have to say Del Piero.
Leeds United: Ross McCormack. Now that Luciano Beccio's moved on, McCormacks stepped up the plate of our main striker. Can see him topping a few goalscoring lists this season - I'd put money on him being our golden boot at end of season. Hoping Tom Lees has another solid season at the back.


Sydney FC: Tiago. Hopefully Bosschaart stays fit this season and his ankle doesn't play up so hopefully the Boss can keep Tiago to an emergency fringe player role. He's just too risky at the back. Seen two examples already of how liable he's going to be at the back this season, and we're only half way through pre-season. He's going to top the Red Card and penalty list this season me thinks.
Leeds United: Last season I would have said El-Hadji Diouf. But he actually pulled his head in, and had an excellent season for us. He scored some important good goals for us, and in the end deserved the contract extension. Not sure on this one at the moment.


Melbourne Victory: Probably Mark Milligan...before he joined the Tards. Now he's just a c*nt. :lol:
West Sydney: Probably Shannon Cole. Still got a soft spot for him. I wonder how S_Fan (former forumer) felt about that move. :lol: Now they've signed Brendon Santalab, still got a big soft spot for him. He's bound to score a cracker against us - probably the winner too in one of the derbys. :lol: Shannon Cole did that last season too. :x

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nuttin' much home boy brace yo'self foo'!


At the moment 'Game of Thrones'. But I'm hooked on 'Sons of Anarchy' at the moment, too. Waiting for S4 to come out on DVD. Can't wait to see the final season of 'Breaking Bad', either.


Choc-Mint. =p~ =p~ =p~

Toe-ma-to. Fuck America and their retarded pronunciation of words.

I'll drink both, but Coca-Cola is preferred. Occasionally, I'll buck the trend and go with Dr. Pepper, but that's rare as hens teeth over here now.

Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker. That's right. The metric system. What's in this? [pointing to the cup of drink in front of Brett]
Brett: Sprite.
Jules: Sprite, good. You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?
Brett: Go right ahead.
[takes a long sip of the drink]
Jules: Aaah, that hit the spot.



Depends on what I was winning. :lol: I normally eat a full pizza, so If I really tried, maybe 5 pizzas - that's what, 40 slices? All depends on the size of the pizza too.


Towards the back. Generally, I aim for the 2 seats in front of the back seat. So behind the back wheels. As a kid, I used to love sitting on the rear wheel seat, because it was the highest seat. Sometimes I go full rebel and sit on the back. No, I do not tag the fuck out of the back of the seats, or scratch tags into the windows. :lol:


Hekticly bro. I'm always forgetting leg day but.


Yeah. However, real-life cars (except in Hollywood) are not as indestructible as GTA cars. Too many people find that out the hard way. I occasionally don't see what's wrong in just driving down the footpath mowing down c*nts who can't get outta your way quick enough. Nothing says 'Great Sunday cruise' better than a bit of blood and human entrails on the bonnet and windscreen. People rave on about the sound of a V8 engine, or a car with a muffler, but nothing gets me pumped up more than that squelching sound of running over somebody's head, as their screams get cut short, before glancing in your rear-view mirror and seeing 100 Police Cars chasing you.


Perth has a red-light district? :lol: Cheers for copy + pasting my questions to Benjo. :lol:.


Nope. Might be on my 100 things to try before you die list though.


That basically sums up my post-work adventures. Do it all the time in GTA, but. Fuck eating a Clucking Bell meal to re-gain health. Because at the end of the day, both CJ and Niko Belic are like..."Doesn't matter, had sex".


No, but I think he's a douche. But seriously, who names their child after a country. He's not even Jewish. :lol:


Gas prices. Seriously, the bloke should shop around. He was probably getting ripped off back in the '30s and '40s anyway.

Erm. Not a lot, actually. :lol: A grand total of $0.20c in two 10c pieces. :lol:


Samsung Galaxy S3


Both. Coffee when I wake up and when I'm working to help keep me somewhat focused. Tea as a relaxing hot beverage when I'm thirsty.


Auckland City to grab a shock 3-0 victory. Adam Dickinson to grab a hat-trick.


Zero, zilch, zip, nil, nought, nothing, didly-squat. :lol:

Unless the Glory start playing their home games in Sydney, I'll probably only be attending Glory away games vs Sydney FC.


Mid-table. I don't think they've got the squad to win the thing. They'll be competitive, won't get the spoon, but will maybe sneak into the 6.


I don't find him irritating. On the contrary I'm always hanging out for another crazy analogy to come spewing out his lips.


Tony Abbot's daughters. He should come out and say if he gets elected, his daughters (the legal ones) should strip starkers for a lads mag.


For the sheer fucking curiosity, yeah. Would I fap to it? No.


Not really. Being dumped in the surf and not being able to rise for air because I was stuck in a set of 10-foot waves is probably the closest I've thought I was going to die. Luckily after about 4 or 5 I made it back to shore.


Fuck Yeah! I think it's an excellent documentary show. Really well made, and the narrator is cool.


Favourite dessert cheese is probably Gouda or Red Leicester. Shaved Parmesan on pasta is grand, but Swiss cheese on sandwiches is good too.


Probably Chelsea.


If they can sort their shit out, and run the club successfully and without any trouble, I don't see why they shouldn't be given a chance.


In. Although if South Melbourne comes in, I don't know if 3 teams in the one-city will work. Perhaps they'll have to re-locate. But I think the Heart franchise should stay.


Nope.


Hatamoto don't target fans who support their team without the need to be violent and disrespectful louts. If you wanna associate yourself with people who act in a dangerous and illegal manner, you deserve to be targeted by them.


#HolgerOut, but it's not going to happen.


Nup. Having fun, actually. :)


It was a couple of weeks ago now. An amusing, attention seeking thread is my opinion on it. Bit of a laugh, really.


A natural phenomenon that has sped up a little due to human impact.


Just another consumer. Fuck being a hippie.


"Not even the fat controller could sort this pile of shit out"


Yeah. I also have hair.


A plate with the leftovers of the steak I just consumed for lunch. On it is a fork and steak knift. Perhaps I could lure the zombies with the smell of steak then go stabby stabby in their heads with the knife. :lol:


Little Creatures (I know it's technically Fremantle, fuck it)


What's Petth? :lol:


Probably England.


Yes, yes I do. I believe he takes two forms - both Australian:




Josh Kennedy & Steve Hughes.


Yeah.


Told my nan where she could go shove her rules when I walked out of the house on a Saturday night to go to a house Party in Year 11. :lol:


This morning. It was a true trouser tearier. :lol:


I got a little drunk on Wednesday night during the comedy, but the last time I was truly smashed off my face would have been in the backseat of the car with SydCro on a road trip, where I thought we were GOING TO FUCKING SINGLETON!!!!! :lol:


Deaf. Being blind would be scary as fuck. Could never get used to it.


Why do I ask questions, not even I know the meaning too!? :lol: Really gotta stop thinking of the weirdest shit at times. :lol:


Nope.


A celebratory schooner of beer.

[size=9]PeeVeeFor asking HIS questions :lol:[/size]
It's now 1.32pm in the afternoon, and I'm still on pv4's questions. :lol:


Sutho Souljas cuuuunt. Fuckin' smash ya brahh. Come fight us ya pussybitches.


Creating 11 Terry McFlynn's in FIFA 11 and smashing Melbourne Victory 74-0 in a 90-minute game. Terry McFlynn won that game for us ;) :P


Fuck. Tough one.
5: Bruno Cazarine - great striker, great atitude, most the fans wanted him to stay, and he wanted to stay too.
4: Karol Kisel - See above. One of the best midfielders we've had.
3: Steve Corica - Anybody who doesn't like, or appreciate the skill and ambiance of the silver fox can go die of cancer.
2: Terry McFlynn - The passion he plays with for the club is second to none in the A-League. Certainly not the most talented player, but you know he's not going to stop trying to win.
1: Del Piero. 'Nuff said.


I'd really need to sit down and think about that one. Over beers perhaps.


Clone Del Piero and BAZINGA!


Nay. Utter flog.


The Solomon Islands World Cup Qualifying Team. :lol:

Umm, Probably the Netherlands when they came out and played at the SFS a few years back.


Next Friday if I can find somebody to cover my shift. :lol:


If we do, we gotta get the Sunshine Band over too. Get a bit of late night, 70s disco groovin' happenin'.
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A couple of small ones. The toilet paper at home is stacked up on the window sill and when you need to take a new roll, it must be from the furthest left and work your way down. (don't ask).

At work, when I take a bottled beer out of the fridge, say it's got the be the left beer. If there's just 1 row of a particular beer that's fine, but if there's two or more rows I have to take the left beer. :lol:

I think it's 'cos I'm left handed. :lol:


Summer holidays! Epic Mariokart battles on the piss sounds mad fun! Definitely in for that.


The lot (Beef & Chicken + lamb if they have it), lettuce, tomato & onion. Tabouli, and Jalapenos (if the have them), houmous, and a big big big big big dollup of garlic jajik, and a shitload of chilli sauce.

Damn you, I've just had a porterhouse steak, and now I want a kebab. #fatlife.


I think if the Tards get the right offer, he'd be stupid not to take it. It's the only chance the flog's got of playing Premier League football. I'd love to see it happen, because it'd re-install a small bit of respect for him, and to see Notorganic, and all the MV flogs in AF ragequit. :lol:


Footballer who doesn't give a fuck what we think. The blokes living his life, doing what the fuck he wants to do. Still a great footballer, who has been plauged by horrific shoulder injuries seen more in League and Union.


I haven't played Mario Kart in years. Over a decade probably. I used to play it on my old Nintendo 64 which my nan thoughtfully gave to charity (without telling me, mindyou #-o ](*,) ](*,) ](*,) #-o ) when I got a PS2. I used to love playing as Mario or Luigi for their cheeky Italian accents. That and they weren't bad. Yoshi thought is probably my favourite character. He's so cute. :lol:


Once again, going from memory from the old '64. My top 3 were:
3: Kalimari Desert
2: (a three-way tie between: Moo Moo Farm, Koopa Trooper Beach, and Mario Raceway)
1: Rainbow Road. Simply because the sound-track back then was just fucking awesome, and listening to it now gives me nostalgia of easier times (cough: primary school cough)

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See above.


Never played it.


Never played it.


Never played them.


Nah bro, I used to 64. Nowadays I 69. ;)


Mario or Wario.


I went through a stage in Primary School where I collected a few of the cards. I never progressed past that. :lol:


The collector cards.


Probably until I got tired of collector cards...which was late primary school. :lol:


I can't remember. :lol: Probably Squirtle. I like using his name as sexual innuendo. :lol: Who was the fire breathing dragon one again? Chameleon? I think I had about 20 cards of his. :lol:


Honestly don't remember. :lol:


BrotherBear sounds like the older, slightly more advanced pedo-bear. :lol:


Going on the assumption that this BrotherBear was your favourite, and I've just assumed he's a advanced version of pedo-bear.....no.

Can I still come up for Mario Kart? :lol:


Sorta like:


- So long as he doesn't go injure Del Piero. :lol:

But if he makes a triumphant return to these forums and starts giving shit to the AF flogs, Ima be like:



I think he's a tad underrated, but I also think he doesn't give a fuck about we think of him. I quite like him as a player. A decent import that brings something to the table every time he plays.


4. Emile Heskeytime
3. Michael Bridges
2. Joel Griffiths
1. Mark Bridge


1. Michael Bridges
2. Emile Heskeytime
.5 Josh Brilliante


Just wing it. I try and think what the other play is most likely to go for. Usually first go I go paper.


A couple of weeks ago, my boss was going to knock either me or the English girl off early. I won the rock-off. :lol:


To bat first in the 2008 annual Balmain & District Cricket Club U/18s vs Trinity College 2-day game @ Trinity College. We won the toss, batted first and made 320. We'd go on to bowl Trinity out for about 150. :) Somewhere in the vast expanse of Trinity College my name is up on a sportsboard for winning man-of-the-match in that game against Trinity.


Ya mum. 8-[

A girl called Georgia when I was in Year 8. Truth or Dare. :lol:


See Above. I was dared to give Georgia a snog. I think I nearly face raped her. :lol:

Dennis Ferguson.



Well you see, this one time, at band camp...:-"


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Because it's too painful to let your balls take it every time.


I went one man, one jar on it...and it kinda got stuck.


:lol: I bought an external webcam for my laptop, so no. But if I use it in poor lighting, yes. :lol:


Sweaty butt-crack is annoying. It hasn't malfunctioned, but fuck me dead my electricity bill is high.


Because you're bored as fuck, and you've just discovered that it's fun to be immature at times. :lol:


You'd fucking better :lol:. I've spent way too long on this already - it's now 3:20pm and I've still got another 2 pages of questions to answer, including about 1,000 from AFro. :lol:

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Not bad. Having fun answering all these questions, but it's tedious. :lol:


Fine. A little tired. Thinking about how to answer the rest of these kazillion questions - and work tonight. But by the time I have work, I'll still have a million questions to answer. :lol:


Blue. Two Shades. Sky Blue - not baby blue, and Light Royal Blue.


I have many favourite food. I can't pinpoint one without upsetting my stomach. :lol: Steak, fresh seafood, good pizza, all up there.


Whilst I love a good Apple Pie/Apple & Rhubarb crumble, and cheesecake, I can't say no to Carrot Cake either. One of the Cafes up the road from me is doing a coconut and blueberry cake, and that's fucking delicious.


21. 22 in December.


Modern History. Bit of a Modern War buff.


A lot of things.


The Tomorrow When the War Began series growing up was probably my favourite, but I'm currently reading the A song of Ice & Fire (better known as the Game of Thrones series) and absolutely loving it. LOTR and Harry Potter I've enjoyed. Anything by Matthew Reily I'll read.

In high school I was a big fan of the Cherub series.


Any movie where Quentin Taratino is director, Snatch, Lock Stock, (both Guy Ritchie flicks). A big fan of the Jason Bourne trilogy. Children of Men. I could go on and on, I've got a small wardrobe full of great DVDs.


70s, 80s, 90s grunge-rock. Electro-House. Aussie Hip-hop is good, too.


Second chances. About a boy who didn't grow up with a family, and he hunts them down and finds out that there's more about his history than he could ever dream of.


I can't say I've really done anything overly 'scary'.


Finishing highschool and getting into Uni. Thus far.


In a relationship.


At College. It was like a bridging course between high school and University.



Wait a while. Live while you can. In my opinion, there's no use getting tied down early, then living the rest of your life miserable.


No. But my GF would love to change that.


If it weren't possible to have kids when I'm ready for kids - then yes. It would be seriously looked at. Although I wouldn't do an Angelina Jolie, swoop into Africa, pick up the first malnourished black baby I saw then scoot out of there. :lol:


When my nan owned a news-agency in Waverly, we used to live above it. On the otherside of the road was Waverly Bus Depot (then the biggest bus depot in Sydney). All the bus drivers used to come into the shop to buy their morning papers. So for a long time I wanted to be a bus driver.

When we moved to Balmain, we live up the road from the old container docks. I used to sit and watch for hours as ships loaded and unloaded containers. I wanted to be one of those big crane operators to unload and load the containers both off the trucks and onto ships.

In early highschool I wanted to join the Air Force and fly fighter jets. However, in the RAAF you need 20/20 vision, which unfortunately I don't have. The next best thing would be flying Black Hawk helicopters, but back then that didn't appeal to me. I wanted to be in the F/A-18 fighter jets. :lol:

Now I'm aiming to go into law enforcement. That or something in the CJS.


Play football, drink wit friends, play cricket, FFT, PS2, see my GF, do R+18 things with girlfriend. :lol: ;) ;)


Yes. But not on CityRail. I'm still pissed off from last night. :x


One day, Russia. There's something so mysterious and awesome about Russia. I love the accent, and their women. (Yes, I know they all don't look like Maria Sharapova or your Russian Porn Stars. :lol: )


Celebrity wise - Dennis Leary, Matt Damon, Michael Caine, Barack Obama.

If he's still alive - my biological father. Yeah, got a few questions for him.


Go with your heart. Go with what YOU want to do. It's your life.


Good friends and good company. Sydney FC & Leeds United winning occasionally. :lol:


Thinking about my mum, and maybe how different life would have been if certain events in my life had never happened. Also the knowledge that my grandparents won't be around for that much longer.


See above. Spiders also. Hate the fucking critters. Go all Rambo on the c*nts.


Spontaneous. Certain things need to be planned, but some of the best fun you can have is off a whim. Example, going on an over-night road trip to Thredbo and back.


Not really. I'm more an agnostic person these days.


My mum, mostly. A few other people who knew her who I can't get access too. But famous people-wise. Probably Noah. I wanna know how he got every motherfucking animal on this planet onto one boat, and the logistical problems he faced. :lol:


City for sure. I was raised in the city. The country's nice to visit, though. I'd like a nice house in the country - Blur style. :lol:


Without this turning into a sob story, not easy. Being raised by my elderly grandparents and having to figure out the bad parts of life from the get-go was difficult. It's made me a more intelligent person in that I understand a lot more about the complexities that life throws at you.


Shy. I was never a loner kid, always had 2 or 3 good mates, but never one of those 'popular' group kids. I got by day-to-day.


None that I'm aware of. For all I know I could have another family from my Biological dads side of the family on the other side of the world, or wherever the fuck he may be, should he even still be alive. :-k

I always wanted siblings. Was always told by friends that they're overrated, but as an only child being raised by grandparents, it got a little lonely at times. A sibling could have made things different. I'd have to be the older one though. :lol:


That first coffee of the morning.


My Nan, it must be said. She basically raised me single handed. I've certainly inherited her stubbornness on certain things. :lol:


The state of the political situation in the country.


Yeah, its OK. Not great. Don't like the raw fish ones. I'll eat the Prawn & Avocado rolls and the California Rolls, but that's about it.


Hell yeah. If chilli can be added, it's only going to be good. Except Matso's Chilli Beer. That stuff is rank.


The rare side of medium rare. Love it nice and pink, and a bit of blood oozing out.


11 & 99. Dunno who, but I love the #11. Weird. Every bloke like's the old 69 dinner for two as well. ;)


House cat, laze around in the sun getting patted, belly scratched and fed. :lol:


Worn a pair of underpants on my head to a camp night in Primary School. We had to come up with an impromptu fancy-dress.


6-month long ones. Twice a year.


Finish Uni. Travel around Europe, North & South America. Fuck Emma Watson. Have a good life.


Finishing University.


Could use to lose few Kgs. :lol:


My grandparents when they talk about sex. That and when they walk in on me and my GF doing to dirty deed. :lol: :oops: :lol: :oops: :lol:


Like everyone else said - professional footballer. But I wouldn't mind being a fighter pilot, or being Adam Richman.


Having a picnic with my mum, nan and a couple other people in the park overlooking the aforementioned docks in Balmain. I can't have been older than 2.


Ask my current GF out. :)


Got a couple. One's a Serbian stoner, the others trying to be more mature than he actually is in order to please the girl he's engaged too.


If they haveb't met me, probably think I'm a dickhead. Fair enough. Once people get to know me and meet me the seem to like me. 8-[


Meh. Not great. I got by in school. If I had applied myself more I could have done a lot better. :lol:


Surfing.


Depends on the company I'm around and the mood I'm in.


Nope.


How they hold themselves.


Yes.


In certain situations certain people are more valuable. Your example, for example.


Everybody is born with good intent and morals, however it is the society they are raised in, and the thing that influences that person that can determine how they turn out.


I think morals are universal, but differ from person to person based on said beliefs, traditions and groups.


Not really, but if he does - I'm happy for him to show up at my door. We can go for a few beers, my shout. I got a few things I wanna discuss with him.


I highly doubt so.


Yes. Liberal.


I don't think the majority choose to be gay, but I have met one or two that choose it because they're self-centered arrogant fuckwits who throw the homophobia term around to get them out of trouble, or so they can be entitled to shit they don't deserve.


Yes, if it is for the greater good. I think rapists, peados, and cold-blooded murderers deserve some form of torture.


Depends on the situation.


Dunno. I've given people money who haven't paid me back.


My outview on life - and not caring about what people may think or know about me.


Slipped over in my own vomit in the middle of a shopping centre blind drunk.


Instead of spending millions of dollers on showing TV ads of hungry Africans, use that money for food?


Put more money into the system.


Meh.


redtube.com, xnxx.com...FFT, Youtube...:-"


Arrogance.


"I promise I'll never die".


If what I've been told is correct - I'm half Argentinian.


I'm actually pretty easy to get along with.


Take a piss. Have a coffee, check my emails, check facebook/fft, have another cup of coffee, have a shower, have another cup of coffee, get dressed, and then maybe I'm ready to go out.


Aside from my mum passing away...probably a girl standing me up for my formal...an hour before I was to go pick her up. :lol:


No. I do tend to bottle shit up then wonder why I have breakdowns every 12 months. :-k


Depends what on. If I know my shit, I'm right as rain and confident as a pimp. If I don't I feel every pair of eyes on me in the universe.


Yeah. Want my number. ;) xoxo :P


Depends. About 50-60 I'd say. Mostly Uni related.


Matt Damon.


"Does this look more than "8?"


No. :lol: Hate the idea of both of them.


Yeah, a couple in high school.


Put Superglue in all the locks of the lockers for muckup day. One of the 'lads' who somehow made it through to Yr 12 got the blame for it. :lol:


I certainly didn't get strippers...

I think I got taken out to dinner.


professional procrastination.


Hated by bad people for hopefully doing the right thing.


No.


I would assume so if they were spinning fast enough. I wouldn't recommend trying to stop one with your hand. Had a kid in Year 11 do it on the medium setting - broke every bone in his hand and wrist. :lol: That kid rode the short bus though.


I think the answer to this question is actually no. I vaguely remember in Year 12 we did a safe driving course, and they were discussing drink driving. If it doesn't sober you up, it'll have something to do with the caffeine in the coffee mixing with the alcohol and actually making you more 'drunk'. Thus, it'd have a similar affect as a Vodka Redbull. You may feel 'sobered' up - but it's not going to help your Blood Alcohol level when the constable asks you to blow into the breathalyser.


Another question I remember hearing the answer too once. :lol: Without googling the answer I think it makes you sink for a short while, but if you don't resist it stops. The more you resist the more you're going to sink. A bit like that trap in the Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone book/movie.


Depends on what the cereal is. If it's a legit 'cereal' full of whole grains and wheat and stuff then probably not. But I wouldn't put it past the box to have more nutritional value than say Frosties or Coco Pops. :lol:


Once again, another question I've heard somewhere before - probably mythbusters. :lol: It wouldn't surprise me - sneezing expels a lot of force. IIRC I think your eye balls could be ejected if you didn't close your eyes - but it's physically impossibe to keep your eyes open during a sneeze. It's probably just a regular bodily reaction to close your eyes during a sneeze so your eye balls don't decide to take flying lessons 101. :lol:


I'd say yes. That, or you're gonna leave a large fucking hole in their head should it be that's where it hits them. :lol:

Mind you according to this experiment it claims it wouldn't work because a penny in this case would be cushioned by too much air.

Put it this way - I wouldn't like it to happen to me. I don't wanna be the one who dies from having a penny thrown at me from 100 stories in the air.


Depends on what they're made of I'd say. But I would assume if they're made of a conductible metal there's a small remote possibility that it could. Once again, not an experiment I'd be willing to try out - standing in the middle of a field during a thunderstorm with a piercing. :lol:

Mind you, I don't think society would mind to much if he...she..it was chosen for the said experiment.



This one I do know. No, the 5 second rule is bullshit. Plain and simple - germs and bacteria go on food from the microsecond that it touches the floor. But when you think about it - there's trillions of bacteria on virtually all surfaces that touch food, so it can be a much of a muchness sort of an argument.

Let's put it this way, If I'm at home and I drop a potato chip onto the floor, I'll scoop it up and pop it back in my mouth immediately. No biggie. But If I'm cooking dinner, and I drop some chicken on the floor...that's heading for the bin.


:lol: I caught the last 5 minutes of this experiment on myth busters about a month ago. IIRC they were using the old golf ball trick. I think they found that a golf ball won't do too much damage on an average sized car, the force of the exhaust will expel the ball - but not send it shooting out 100m like a bullet, it may go 1m if that.

I would assume if you properly blocked up the exhaust pipe it'd do some damage.


Me? Nah! But this bloke can!


:lol: I think it'd be fucking difficult, but if you could find someone fast enough there's be some sort of science behind it that could actually make it happen.

As for Jesus, I don't believe he walked or ran on water. There's tidal flows in the Sea of Galilee that creates sandbanks in the middle of the Sea - so from the shore it'd appear like you're walking on water, but actually you've got squishy sand between your toes.


Only if it's rich in sulfer, which I believe beef is.


I'd assume not, otherwise with the amount of MRIs poor Pascal Bosschaart has had in the last 12-18 months, he'd probably be dead.


I do believe that they are - but they're not the most poisonous spider in the world, however in relation to humans we need not fear them. Their fangs if I've been told correctly are too small and delicate to pierce human skin. At the very worst they may pierce a layer of skin,and you may experience a small allergic reaction, but I would be more worried about being bitten by an actual deadly spider.

And if you see daddy long legs around your house - don't kill them. Whilst their bite is harmless to humans it can kill much bigger and deadlier spiders and critters.




The only beneficiary I can think of using rum as a detergent is the alcohol factor would kill off any germs - so essentially you could use any spirit. But if all I had was rum to clean my dishes with, I'd be making sure it was Bundy. They say Coca-Cola will kill your insides - Bundy will take to your entrails like a flamethrower to a gum tree.

But take note. If I catch you cleaning with a bottle of Sailor Jerry spiced rum, I'll kill you.


Wasn't there an episode of CSI where this happened?

I'd say if you're lying in a tanning booth for too long, there's probably a chance it could happen, and I suppose your odds of it happening are increased the more you use a tanning booth.


If you're so concerned about speed radars and speed cameras, then you should be driving so that you're not going encroach over the set limit. If you're that paranoid about them, I'd prescribe a straight jacket and a extended stint in a padded room. It'd be virtually impossible to lose the cops in a pursuit too. "Which car we following, Sarge?" "the one wrapped up like a Christmas present!".

You'd seriously need a lot of tin-foil to wrap a car, too. And driving it in the middle of summer ...well that'll cook your insides!


Wouldn't the buttered side be heavier, so I'd suggest so.


Does a Uni textbook count?

I have 'The critical criminology companion' edited by Thalia Anthony & Chis Cunneen.

Page 18, line 4 reads as follows:
...and punishment. Many issues and approaches have been marginalized through the...


'The critical criminology companion' edited by Thalia Anthony & Chis Cunneen. After I put it there from the previous question. :lol:


The last survey you copy & pasted off the internet. :lol:


The Ashes at work last night.


~3:45pm


3:50pm


My Nan has the radio on in the kitchen - set to 702ABC Sydney. That and there's a couple of birds outside chirping the fuck away. The tap tappity tap tap tap of me typing out these answered on the keyboard.


I haven't been out of the house today - mind you I did wake up at 2:00pm :lol:. The last time I stepped out of my place would have been last night as I went to work. But I finished work at 4am, so I stepped outside of work at 4. :lol:


Yeah.

Generally. Last night/this morning I had a dream of work. Which is never good. I hate it when you finish work, then dream about work, only to have to go back to work later that day. Shit's me. It's like you never leave. :lol:


Last night. At work.


Me and my workmates are always cracking jokes, but a woman went to take a drink, and the glass slipped out of her hand, and she's split Vodka lime & soda right down her cleavage. :lol:


Paint. A double light-switch and 3 framed pictures.


I see weird shit every night at work.


Your revenge isn't working. You should try harder next time.


The Man of Steel film. Very enjoyable I thought.


Tough questin. There's so many places in the world. that are just extremely beautiful. I love Sydney but. Quite happy here at the moment.


A plane ticket for my Nan to go back over to England so she can see her family. I'd make it an open-ended ticket too so she could decide when she wanted to come back if she did.


I used to wear glasses and have braces.


World peace would be nice, that's impossible. Umm, try to end world hunger but that's virtually impossible too.


I do like to dance. Dance without my pants.


Yes - planning on doing it someday.


Apparently my name does turn into 'Brash antenna.'


My girlfriend.


A uni reading.


During last summer - probably my GFs pool.


80s, 90s grunge rock.


Modern-day "pop"


Nope. But now you've mentioned it, I might whack on Daft Punk's latest album.


Grey. Like the colour of my heart. I have a blue rug, though.


I live in quite an old house - over 150 years old, and there's a lot that needs doing. :lol: Top 3 - new kitchen, laundry/bathroom and fix the plumbing.


A cheese & spinach pide from the kebab shop during my dinner break at work last night.


Does a dirtbike count? If so, yes. On a farm. Good fun. Fell off, didn't care, got back on again and went even faster. :lol:


Already asked this. No.


Yeah. Albeit it fairly small.


I should. We had to sing it at Assembly every Wednesday morning in primary school. I should get through the first two versus somewhat Okay. :lol:




:lol: Nah. Generally I sleep quite late, so it's more like "Fuck! Is that the time?!?!?!"


Joffa. He's so famous, nobody knows if he's real or not.


My best mate texting me details of his Birthday BBQ on Sunday.


Probably JB Hi-Fi. :lol:


Whenever the meth wears off. So in about 7 days, 16 hours, 34 minutes and 17 seconds.


Yeah, I strutted down the catwalk in a lime green mankini (Borat style) singing - "Dont 'cha wish ya boyfriend was hawt like me!"


None.


Yeah. Drunkenly thought I'd get a couple of Sydney FC ones.


It was my 21st, and in traditional style I got very, very, very drunk. I had my cousins force feeding me shots. Must have drunk about 2 bottles of Black Sambucca. I was fucked up. :lol:


No.


Probably Wednesday night at home with my Grand Relics.


Regardless of the way you look at it, more alcohol is needed. So I pose the question.



The United Kingdom.


Probably the last time I grew some at home. We grew cherry tomatoes, but they didn't gorw that well. We had snails and crawly c*unts eating them. No matter how many poison pellets we puts down. I do remember them being quite nice - the tomatoes, not the snails that is. :lol:


Yeah, the top shelf of my bookcase in my bedroom is littered with them. Some of my more notable ones include winning two grand finals, being player of the season in my U/16s grand final season, and winning 3 small tennis tournaments when I used to play tennis. Also have a couple of cricket trophies for most wickets taken in a season, scoring 3 100s in a season, and a few 5-wicket hall ball trophies.


Yes. I like to think so, and those I've cooked for tell me my food is good. I enjoy cooking new and inventive meals, but I could never be a professional chef. I have a motto which I took from Robert Rodriguez - "Not knowing how to cook, is like not knowing how to fuck. You've got to eat for the rest of your life, so you may as well eat well".


You and these American questions. :lol: Yes, filling a car with petrol is a fairly simple exercise.


I think a conversation with Winston Churchill would be very interesting.


Having attended a catholic school for high school, yes. Black Shes, trousers, shirt, tie and blazer. In primary school it was just a school shirt and dark blue shorts and sneakers.


Yes. Self-taught. When you're at Uni, it helps a lot if you're a good typer. When you need to churn out mufti-thousand word essays you need to be able to type words as you think sentences. Also helps in lectures when you're trying to keep up with the lecturer.




I was also going to say your sister. But Y'know.... :lol:


Hasn't this already been asked?








Depends on what time I go to bed, and/or what I have on the next morning. Weekends generally I don't get up till early afternoon 'cause I dont get to bed till 5am or later.


Blue-point Siamese cat called 'Ziz'. She was technically the neighbours cat, but unfortunately the neighbour passed away from cancer, and she gave us her cat.


A guy from Uni. He rang to discuss meeting up for a group assignment.


Yeah, Sunday I've got my mates 22nd BBQ. Gonna get fucked up. Until then, it's work.


Like I could use a few more hours sleep.


Why does it always rain on me?


Fuck you. You asked that 6 questions ago. Couldn't you have filtered out the repeat questions? :lol:


I'll let you know when I do.


Probably my nan.


Man of Steel.


No. I yodel.


Oh hi there repeat question. I didn't see you comin along...


Answer questions on the internet that were taken from the internet.


Work in a pub on the weekend. Sorta gets me by whilst I'm at Uni.


No not really. It's just a job to me. It's good for the cheap booze however. :lol:


Oh hi there repeat question. I didn't see you comin along...


One that makes some decent dough.


The egg. From a mutated bird.


4. Plus a bottle opener.


The pavilion on a not out score of 401*


I'm only on my L plates, but we have a Mazda 2.


My beer gut.


Probably my sarcastic and friendly nature.


Europe.


Action and adventure.





Depends on the mood I'm in.


Sydney. First in Waverly, and since I've about 7, Balmain.


I was born at the Royal Womens Hospital in Paddington, which moved to Prince of Wales Hospital at Randwick in '97 I believe. So according to google maps, from the old location it's 8.4kms by car, via the Cross City Tunnel & Anzac Bridge. In current conditions it would take 14 minutes to drive it.

via public transport including 2 buses and a walk in current conditions it take about 40 minutes if I left right now.

Walking would only be 5.8kms - however take 1 hour and 4 minutes.

And cycling: 6.1kms and take 30 minutes.


This question?


Definitely a night owl. I can blame Uni and working nights for that. Certainly not a morning person, not without guzzling several litres of coffee.


No, and I didn't try to do that either. :lol:


No. and I also didn't try that either. :lol:


No. Used to have a two cats though. They both died. :(



Depends how long it takes me to get it out of my pocket. I'm not OCD like that. :lol:


My nan taking me to England for the first time back in 2000.


Bartender, labourer, used to deliver junk mail sometimes in high school for a bit of cash too. Restaurant menu's and the like.





Being happy.


Spoons. Rusty spoons in particular.



Can't say I have one.


I was only 19. Great track.


Can't say I have one.


In the Summertime


Can't say I have one.


Can't say I have one.


Can't say I have one.


The original logical song


Go your own way goes alright.


Can't say I have one.


Can't say I have one.


Can't say I have one.


Can't say I have one.


Can't say I have one.


Can't say I have one.


Can't say I have one.


Live it up.


Book 3 in the A song of Ice anf fire series.


Why we suck by Dr. Dennis Leary. It's my personal bible. Dennis Leary is my personal Jesus. :lol:


"You're so much bigger than my ex's" :lol:


Because Japanese women actually don't have vagina. Basically their genitalia region look much like that of an Octopuses.



"Spider-pig, Spider-pig, does what ever a spider-pig does..."


Anything written by Hans Zimmer.


5. Bourne Series 1-3 (deal with it)
4. Changing Lanes
3. Snatch
2. Children of Men
1. Pulp Fiction


5. Nickleback
4. Nickleback
3. Nickleback
2. Nickleback
1. Nickleback



5. Silver Side Up
4. The Long Road
3. All the Right Reasons
2. Dark Horse
1. Here and Now



5. Nicholas Cage
4. Nicholas Cage
3. Nicholas Cage
2. Nicholas Cage
1. Nicholas Cage



5. Emma Watson
4. Emma Watson
3. Emma Watson
2. Emma Watson
1. Emma Watson



5. Shindlers list
4. Gladiator
3. The Hurt Locker
2. LOTR: Return of the King
1. The Departed


5. Jericho (before it was axed)
4. The Bill
3. Breaking Bad
2. Sons of Anarchy
1. Game of Thrones


5. "Not knowing how to cook is like not knowing how to fuck" - Robert Rodriguez
4. "Life sucks, get a fucking helmet" - Dennis Leary
3. "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive." - Elbert Hubbard
2. "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." - Frank Sinatra
1. " ”When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.” - Unknown.


Unforgiven.


The original Get Carter. But I can't think of a bad movie he's been in.


Can't say I have one.]


Have fun.




Yes. I lemon soft drink quite often.


The little red and black ones, 'cos they're cute.


Lucy in the Sky


Yellow Submarine because it came out in 1969. :lol:


Don't have one. Preferred em as a group.


Because they were revolutionary for their time.

I still prefer the Rolling Stones.


Last night after I got home. Nearly woke up the neighbourhood. Gas masks were to be worn.


Already answered this - about 10 trillion questions ago
.

Currently not wearing shoes.


14, and still with their V-Plates. The closest to a set of tits most of them have come is through the internet.


Read the first question.


Midgets are quite strong, so probably 1 giant.


'Straya. Lucas Neil to be top goalscorer


England 5-0 flogging.


Seriously? No.


Fuck, if we manage to get 3 points, anythings going to be possible.


Mexico


Brazil
Germany
Italy
Spain


Free piss at the wake.


Nah. #YOLO


Weird Al yankovich all the way.


(In no particular order)
- Margot Robbie: You may remember her off Neighbours.



-Phoebe Tonkin: Tomorrow when the war began. She branches out into modelling now




And Probably my #1, someone I've fapped over since I saw her in Neighbours - in fact the only reason I watched neighbours :lol:
- Caitlin Stacey




We had a young band last Saturday night, and the bass guitarist was this hot as punk chick. She cradled that guitar like it was an extension her body.


- Keisuke Honda
- Luciano Beccio
- Dimitar Berbatov


Mmmm, no. Gerrard is special in his own right.


Rueben Zadkovich.


They already have, we just don't know it yet.


#beastfromcanowindra

Right...that was Afroman. Now onto:

I'm not answering RBs questions, 'coa Afros just asked em all.

[size=9]MOAR PeeVeeFor asking questions :lol:[/size]


I'm going to assume you mean kill, marry, fuck.

Erm:
Kill - Brosque (before he inevitably winds up at the Wankers.
Marry - Steve Corica. I'd love to play with his silver hair with his head lying on my chest after and incredible passionate session of making man love.
Fuck - ADP. I think his wife wins the marriage battle on that front. Would still willingly get on my knees for him though. ;)

[size=9]RedKat[/size]


Cake


Potato.


There is none.


Kill: Julia Gillard.

Then commit suicide to I wouldn't have to go through with the other two options.


Put them all into a small room, throw in a couple of hand grenades. Lock Door from outside, then run.


Kill Flores, Pull Harry, Marry the Del Perio.


Fuck Emma Watson until she's an ICU patient. Kill Kunis. Marry my girlfriend.


Become a vegan.


You're fucked in the head, kid.

If it was my own toe and it was a life or death situation, easy. I'd do both.


It'd be weird walking around seeing skeletons. Fly, it'd be much quicker, and you wouldn't have to worry about traffic, or rely upon Sydney Trains. The only thing you'd have to worry about is being hit by planes, helicopters and the occasional jetpack.


Y'know, Ugg Boots are mighty comfortable. :lol:


Masturbation.


I wasn't great at either in high school - but I enjoyed science more.


All depends on their personality. I'd never date a size 6 that was a fucking snobbish piece of shit. In saying that - I personally don't mind a bit of fat on my steaks.


If it's talking to you, you're probably high.


I think that's what the nurse jabbed me for. Although that could have been for the herpes.

[size=9]AFRO AGGGAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNN!!!![/size]


Yes, but I'm glad there aren't. :lol: This has already taken longer than I had planned for. Maybe the Liberals can get the budget back into surplus by the time I'm finished with these questions. :lol:

[size=9]pv4 just get enough of 'dem questions[/size]


The lineup vs Japan in the '06 world cup. #nosuchthingasfootballbefore2006.


Ask Holger for that. I'm sure he could probably give you a response that he's 100% serious about. Actually, on second thoughts, please don't. He might take it as advice.


Yeah a couple of times.

First time was when I did my Duke of Edinburgh Bronze certificate. I did volunteer work for a week at a local swimming pool.

The second time was for a school thing we had to do in Year 11 called 'Ministry Week' (I went to a Catholic school). Basically we had to do a fortnight of volunteer work at an organisation that was chosen for us. I was put out with another guy from class out in Belmore. Had to show up at 7am, and we left at 5.30. Basically we were packing boxes with disabled people. Slowest (please pardon the pun in the most apologetic way) fortnight of my life.


I'm not a doner. I should probably be one though.


Depends on the game and what I feel like on a particular day. Big games vs the Tards and the Wanderers I generally get in with the Cove, but mostly I'm happy to sit in GA and watch.


Given the majority are all on Saturday nights, when I'm working it's not feasible for me to attend a lot of away games. I've made provisions for this season to attend the Derby away but that's about it. Hospitality can be a c*nt.


Entre: Deep Fried Chiko Rolls
Main: Mixed #YOLOKebab.
Dessert: Chocolate and Ice-Cream. Bitches love chocolate and ice-cream.

'den its sexytime.


Same as above. But you get to choose what you want on your #YOLOKebab because I'm a considerate bastard.


Fush n Chups wuth a sungle luttuce luef on tha side. Drink Marlborough Sauvignon Blanc which I shall pull from the chilly bin.


'den its sexytime.

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One where there's so much meat on it you can't see any crust or base. Once that's been achieved keep loading several tonnes more meat on it, throw in a kilo of prawns, and omg I'll marry you and perform mouth relief upon you several times a day.


Anywhere bar Western Sydney. ;)


Neither. A popular smart kid would be the best.


Thinking this would be a piece of piss. In all fairness, I think it's been fun. Just more questions in smaller doses. :lol:


Aussie winters aren't cold enough to be called winter unless you live inland or in the Snowy Mtns.

There's something about chillaxing after a day of 40 degrees with a BBQ and a case of beer in the esky. In the Summertime - Thirsty Merc has the right idea.


Sitting on a train on the way home from University.


Terry McFlynn, my girlfriend, Alessandro Del Piero, the new redhead girl at work. :lol:


Probably at a couple of packets worth when I was a kid. I used to put a lot of things that shouldn't have in my mouth as a child. I'd have been a peado's wet dream. :lol:


I have pink post-it-notes and a pink highlighter

#pinkisarealmanscolour


*Shopping Centre.

Umm, I was in Broadway about a month ago


No.


No.


I'm on my Ls. I've probably done 2 hours of driving. Can't say I've driven out of town yet. :lol:


No. Last time was a month or so ago to go see the Superman Man of Steel movie.


I can't even walk down the streets without the dogs droolin' after me.


A cup of coffee.


I didn't think we had advanced this far in the relationship yet? Am I paying $5 a minute for you?

Nothing but a frilly pink g-string that says 'stud muffin' over my junk. ;)



Nah I was the household car.


Oh yeah, baby! Work that shammy!


Steak for dinner. T'was scrumptious.


Last Monday night? Umm..probably at home, on FFT. :lol:


Nup.


This afternoon for the bus to Bankstown. I didn't catch it. c*nt.


Does keeping an eye on the Arsenal v Fulham game whilst at work count?


Cats. But I'm pretty attatched to dogs like German Shepards & Huskies. Have a curiousity about animals like Great White Sharks and Killer Whales (orcas)


Shagging my way from Portugal to Vladivostok via Eastern Europe.


Aside from my own? My best mate's last Thursday.


Chopped off the tip of my right index finger with an axe when I was 6.


Yep, Currently am.


Yeh. My GF, she's not feeling well atm.


I think the Lion King at the State Theatre back when I was 13. I had a friends dad who was in it and he got me free tickets. Really good tickets too.





Finish these questions, go to bed...


Never owned a MySpace. :lol:


With the GF somewhere for our 3-year anniversary. Had a look on Cudo - they've got some fucking cheap good looking Vietnam deals going on. 7 nights in Saigon (flights not included) for about $200 pp.


Yeah, a few times. My Year 5 & 6 camps to 'The basin' were the best though. Playing Spotlight all night was fucking epic.




I fucking wish. :lol:


How can we begin to understand our future when we know little about our past.





I'm putting a trip off to the dentist like an anal virgin to the prison showers. :lol:


Probably at home.


I do worry about him and his relationship with his fiancee more than a best mate should probably have too - but I think he's doing alright given the circumstances.


No. And when I try to get one, I don't tan. I burn horribly. Than I peel like a fucking banana and I'm all pasty like cream again. :lol:


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I listen to these house-electro mixes when I'm writing up an assignment. I find them quite motivating and stimulating.


Other people's bank account details.

I'm a Nigerian Prince, didn't ya know. ;)


There used to be a girl I worked with who just never shut up about her personal life. Working in a bar with glass - it was difficult at time not to crack a bottle of Smirnoff Red Label over the back of her head at times.


Couple of months ago walking home from work at 4.30am. I live about 500m away from the pub I work at, so it's convenient as fuck. But I was drinking a beer I had "acquired" from work. Anyway, cop car drives past, see's me taking a swig, rips the lights and pulls over. Window winds down, and a head lent out and asks me to come over. I go over the squad car, and apparently you're not allowed to drink on a public street.

But anyway, long story short, I got let off because the copper who was driving is a regular at my bar, and knows me. He put 2 and 2 together, knew I had just finished work and lived not far away. I saw him a couple weeks later when he did a walk-through the bar and we laughed it off. In hindsight I think he was just jelous because I had knocked off work and was kicking back with a beer and he still had a handful of hours to go on his shift.

/story.


Yeah. Work glasses. I know whose mouths have been on the glasses. :lol:


"Yeh brah". :lol:


Yes. Love chilli and pepper sauces.


A long time. I'm not falling for that trick again.


Probably wouldn't hurt to put a load on tomorrow morning.


English on my mothers side. As for my biological sperm doner for a fathers side, I have no fucking clue - but I could be 1/2 Argentinian.


Yes. Well, I hope so. :lol:


Money-wise, no I wouldn't say I'm rolling money. But I'm doing well asset wise.





11 US
10 1/2 UK
45 EU
29 CM


Not wearing socks, but earlier today I was wearing blue and white Bonds socks.


I can't slam dunk the stars.


My GF.


Bout 11.30pm


Blue cuuuuunt.


69. It's dinner for two.



Probably not.


No. But if the opportunity came along I'd like to go on one.


Yeah. I was a pretty active kid. Cricket, Football, Tennis, Swimming. Now, If I kept on doing all that, I probably wouldn't have developed the beer gut I have now. :lol:


Yeah. But that's not for another...6 years I think. :lol:


Body.


The Number One biggest lie ever told to dentists. :lol:

I don't floss. :lol:


No. I'm a white, middle classed anglo slob. Not an Aboriginal in the bush.


Phone keys and wallet.


Emma Watson, Dennis Leary & The Joffa.


The above 3.


Technically never.


3. One for me, one for the missus, and one for 'straya c*nt.


A siamese blue-point cat called Zizzy. I think the story about her is about 4 trillion questions above.


See above.


For the thousandth time - Superman: Man of Steel @ Event Cinemas in Westfield Liverpool.


The one where they collect every member of every reality television show ever made, put them on an island, arm them with a gun with no more than 10 bullets, and a hunting knife. The winner will be the last one standing. Challenges will include cooking up body parts for food, and said body part dinners will be judged according to taste.

It'll be the R18+ Survivor ft. Masterchef.

Yeah, feeling a little sadistic tonight. :lol:


I can, but I don't think you'd want to hear me. :lol:


It wasn't until about the 4,000 viewing of Call me maybe that i realized Carly Rae Jepson could sing. :lol:


I do. I love a bit of good standup.


No. But the bar upstairs from mine are doing a comedy night on Wednesday nights. PM me if you live in Sydney and are interested in going up one night. Pretty local acts too.

#freeplug


The closest I've been to an actual opera is reading Tintin and reading about Bianca Castafiore.


Too many shocking Sydney FC games to count. :lol: I'm glad I didn't make the trip up for our 7-2 loss to CCM last year. :lol: Had planned to take the night off and everything, but last minute plans meant I needed the money so I worked the shift. It was painful enough watching it on the TVs at work.


Action.


I think the first movie I remember going to would have been one of the Star Wars movies when I was a wee won. I remember being so scared I had to be taken out the movie half way through. :lol:


Not a lot. Might catch a bit of the news during dinner but that's about it. Although, I do buy a few DVD series during my holidays and watch them then.


Not that I know of. Although my body rejects salmonella like the Catholic Church boys over 16.


Townsville in February this year. Was one of the funnest week and half's I've had in a long time. Definitely going back up - if anything just to meet PBags who I didn't contact before going up last time. #-o


Yeah. Generally so it's the feds can't catch up with me.


Europe.


A few. Always looking to expand my global itinerary.


With family/friends - but I think I'll have to do Europe alone. Life changing experience.


About 3 months to England a in 2004.


No but the GF is keen to get me to go on one. She did one for her 19th around the South-pacific, and she loved it.


Does a dirt bike count?


Snags, burgers, beer. Went for my best mates 22nd. Had a BBQ.


Liver. Can't stomach it.


Afro asked this.

Quite like carrot cake and cheesecake. A cafe up the road from me is doing coconut and blueberry cake. Best thing on the fucking planet.


There's a few in my area which I quite like. I quite Italian resteraunts because wood fired pizza and home made pasta is the bomb. But I can't go past a good place (generally a pub) that does a good steak.


A lot of food. The weekly shopping was done on Friday.


Once again, already asked - choc mint. =p~


Pens from writing. Pencils for the crossword and colouring shit in.



Oh gawd yes!


Fridays...except I have to work on Friday nights.


It is a challenge, and I have accepted it.


DVD.


Left handed.


PC. Fuck Apple.


Cancer.


Butter in cooking, marg on toast.



How'd you like my new earrings?





Not me, but I cut it for you.


I've been told mine do.


One of the guys at work put a similar question to me the other week, but it was the bar floor.

Probably. 8-[

I'd admit myself into hospital as a precautionary measure afterwards however. :lol:


Given that we've attended the same games together, probably. :lol:


Nah, I don't have twitter. I'll occasionally open it to look at Sydney FC's live feed. But aside from that, no.


Once again, already been asked by Afro.


Cats, but I do like Huskies and German Shepard's.


If only to stop myself from making some bad decisions in high school.


Yeah. Used to a lot as a kid. Once my nan found me in the living room reading a book upside down, asleep, yet I was reading from it fine.

Go figure. :shock: :shock:


Yes. Maybe not ghosts as Hollywood portrays them, but definitely spirits that remain of a person after they pass away.

I'm sure my deceased mother is technically still in this house. I can 'feel' her presence - if that makes any sense.


A new playstation and GTA 5. :lol:


Sure. 8.50pm on Monday 26th August.


What the fuck is Kethcup.

Mustard and Tomato Sauce. ;) on my burgers and hot dogs please.


Harry Potter for Hermione Granger, LOTR for the story and adventure.


Yeah. Should sleep well tonight.


Nope. But I no someone who can. :lol:


Yep I speak 3 languages fluently.

English, bullshit & sarcasm.


No, but I used to for a few years. Had a lazy eye.


Not that I'm aware of. Trying to prevent this sniffle from turning into a cold.


I haven't tried to. I'm happy singing it forwards.


Nope.


I have in the past, and probably inevitably in the future fallen asleep with the light on. Generally doesn't affect me unless I wake up in the middle of the night.


Yeah, I've had a couple in the past with different endings.


I can underwater.


I think I've answered this one twice.


Despite my surname being Barnes, I'm not related to Jimmy Barnes.

I suppose you could say I'm somehow related to Terry Hill who is my uncles brother who doesn't speak to that side of the family anymore (for good reason).

I've met him a couple of times, but only when I was very young. Probably haven't seen him in over 10 years.


OPORTO CUNT.


Partially.


I've got a couple forming on my knuckle. I should probably get them frozen off. I used to have 3 bad ones, two on my right knee which I'd rip over every time I'd play football, and one on the underside of my foot. I got those frozen off permanently.


Depends what type of bug.


Nah. Once I did when I went head-over-heels on my bike.





I'm generally a happy person.


Jesus (pronounced Hey-soos) Alberto Hernandez.


Yeah. On a regular basis too. :lol:


I try not too. :lol:


11


I was born on Friday 13th. :lol: Unlucky for some.


Nothing hard. I can't start the day without coffee though.


Yeah. On an average day I'll have about 5-6 cups.


Yeah.


Yes.


Dying.


Yeah I touch type too so that makes it a lot easier.


with the lips of an angel...


Once or twice a day. Depends on when I'm home.


Usually once a day, or once every two days.


Yeah, accidentally. I was at a Sydney FC - Gold Coast game and I logged onto facebook afterwards and I think it was 11.mvfc.11 or DT who said they saw me.

Also after the post-grand final celebrations at the Domain. Ch.10 were interviewing John Aloisi and I was behind him waiting for his autograph and a photo. :lol:


Yeah. A couple of times.


I can, but my nan generally throws mine in with hers.


Yeah. I can't pull it off though. I once pranked an ex drunk, and just breathed heavily down the line. I stopped after she threatened to call the Police. :lol:


No. Next time, make it 1,000 questions instead of 100.


I'm always optimistic until about round 10. :lol:


Joel Chianese or Mitchell Mallia if both step up to the plate. I think Chianese has the better chance, but Mallia did well over in Italy.

I'd like to see Gamerieo grab a few too.


Really hoping it isn't Jurman.


Would hope Gamerieo barnstorms his way into the starting 11.


Yeah. I've always liked Frank. I think he's had time to improve as a coach since his time at Queensland/Brisbane. He's definitely got the experience and the tactical knowledge to put together a reputable team and be successful.

[size=9]jlm8695s time to ask the man[/size]


Nathan Gene Alan Herbert Barnes.


21. Turn 22 in December.


13th of December


Sagittarius


Blue, for the third fucking time.


11, for the 3rd time I think.


Not anymore.


Sydney, Australia's best city.


5"7


Already been asked.


4 or 5


Putting the women back in the kitchen, where they belong.


Sonic BOOM!


Bastard man!


I wouldn't wear an outfit. ;) I'd do my sonic booming nekked.


Work, which is never a good sign after you've just come home from work, then have to go back to work the next day. :lol:


Throw money at Emma Watson to come and shag me.


Yep.


Buses.


Answering questions on an internet forum. Rare, rare talent.


Not for long.


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Yeah I do actually. It's a teddy bear bought for me by my mother shortly before she passed away. He's a fucking awesome teddy, also got a music box inside him, that plays a tune when you wind it up.

He lives on my bed, and he's good for a cuddle when I'm feeling a bit down. Yeah, that's right. I'm a grown 21 year old man who cuddles a teddy.

[size=9]Back to the RedKat[/size]

No. His questions were OK.

[size=9]Onto the Milan Under score Seven [/size]


That thing you clean up with a mop and bucket.


What happens if you don't clean up love with a mop and bucket


A cheap dildo.


We doing this? OK!

1. When buses run that little bit early causing you to be late
2. Sydney Trains (formerly CityRail)
3. How such a first world city in Sydney (and Australia in general) has such a shit public transport network (train system, especially)
4. People (including tourists) who dawdle in the CBD. I'm sorry, but in the CBD, generally I've got places to be.
5. Indians on the train whose BO could power a small nuclear reactor
6. People who use public transport and pretend it's their living room. Get your fucking feet off the fucking seats. Filthy c*nts
7. Drunk Irish people
8. People in general who don't accept the fact they're cut off because a) they're intoxicated and b) they're being an A-Grade c*nt
9. My boss and his rostering process
10. Stingy motherfuckers at work
11. University of Western Sydney. Period.
12. Some of the forumers in AF. A-Grade teenage fuckwits. Maturity can't come sooner
13. Ads on youtube
14. More advertisement time on television shows than actual television.
15. How Australia is so far behind the United States and Europe when it comes to entertainment releases. I don't get that.
16. Alcohol taxes
17. Not being a cheap drunk. :lol:
18. People who go and buy expensive scotch at work, then ask for it to be mixed with coke, lemonade, or soda water. At the very fucking worst, a tiny dash of water is all 25 year old scotch should be drunk with.
19. Women who come up to the bar, chat with you, then forget their order, order one drink at a time while they run back and forth to their table to get their friends orders. For fucks sake, I've met goldfish with longer memories than yours
20. Said women, who after all that, then insist you ring the order up on the till instead of handing you a bill. They will only get their purse out of their ridiculously sized handbag once you've rung up the order and told them the price. They also don't tip.
21. Said women who tell you to smile, now they've made you grumpy, and shot them deathstares that would make sunflowers wilt.
22. Vodka lime & soda drinkers
23. Women that order grenadine in their beer. If you don't like the taste of beer, drink vodka you stupid sluts.
24. Running out of coffee
25. Middle Aged know-it-all mature aged students who believe they're the most studious students. No, you're a 54 year old fuckwit.
26. My girlfriend living so fucking far away. :lol:. Yes, driving would be easier, but that'd be so much in petrol. :lol:
27. People who repeat questions 3 or 4 times in these frontline quizes.
28. Living with your grandparents for the best part of 21 years.
29. Knowing you can't move out of home for the inner fear they're going to drop dead.
30. Taxi drivers
31. Taxi drivers who don't know where the fuck they're going, despite there being a GPS unit glued to the windscreen
32. Taxi fares. Daylight fucking robbery.
33. Reality television programs
34. People who watch RTV
35. Justin Bieber
36. One Direction
37. Tweens
38. People who think "artists" (and please note: I'm using that term in the loosest possible way. Paris Hilton's vagina is tighter than the way I'm using that expression) like JB and OD are the most talented thing since the singing toaster.
39. The fact that said "artists" (I'm going to have to wash my mouth out with bleach in a moment - let's refer to them as good old fuckwits) don't overdose on heroin and methamphetamine more often.
40. The PC society we're living in today
41. People who treat smokers worse than Adolf Hitler. The worst thing about it is they're generally people who smoked themselves.
42. Along with the PC society we're living in - the nanny state that has evolved as a result
43. My boss not giving me this friday night off so I can go out drinking with pv4, EG and SydCro and the inevitable shenanigans that will result.
44. When you order a YOLOKebab and ask for it to be toasted crispy and they don't toast it crispy
45. When YOLOKebab shops don't have Jalapenos. (Yes, I'm aware my local doesn't, but I'm pushing for change)
46. Clive Palmer. I don't even know where to begin with that fat pile of endless money.
47. C*unts who don't understand the whole 'pre-pay, don't delay' system. Sydney Public transport will be so much better for the Opal Card. Quite frankly, it's technology we should have been using at least 13 years ago in time for the Olympics.
48. The whole gun reform thing in the states, and rednecks who treat firearms with better care are respect than they would their own children.
49. The fact it's only Monday night.
50. I've only got 50 things to rant about.


Yeah, I'm getting there now. :lol:


In small doses it'd be fine. I'd quite happily do it the way the 'Ask afro' thread has turned out - people asking maybe a few questions at a time.

Face it - that's never going to die.


'STRAYA CUUUUNT


Being optimistic, I think we've the best chance of finishing in the top 4 that we've had since we did the double. On paper, our defense looks poor, but hopefully it can work. If we can get to the top 4 winning games 5-4 - I'll be happy.


My mind did a total blank, but Jebus looks like Erebus.


Move to Marist North Shore in Year 11.


1. Girlfriend's ex. There's no telling what I'll do to him after what he did to her.

That's it. Really.

Losing my V-Plates. :lol: (It wasn't to Dennis Ferguson) :lol:


Football-wise. Broke my hand goakeeping, and tore a muscle in my shoulder in a 1 v 1 challenge. Was carried unconscious off the field.

But like I mentioned earlier; I've chopped the tip of my right index finger off with an axe when I was about 6.


Yeah. I'm a 5"7 goalkeeper. Reflex wise I'm very competent. Need to work on my goal-kicking game and contesting for corners.


Making himself look like an idiot. The amusing thing is half the shit he comes out with he believes. I often wonder if he smokes a joint before going on tv or something. He should become a comedian.


Kate Middleton & her sister, at the same time. The Queen back in her heyday wasn't that bad looking to be honest. I'll have let her perch on my royal throne. ;)


Read the 100gbs worth I've just posted. :lol:


Modern History.


It involved Bar Century. 'Nuff said. If you ever meet us - ask how the hand's going' ;)


Why the fuck not?



[size=9]Afroman - one last hurrah![/size]

TL;DR

That's piss poor Heineken I demand you to answer my first two questions.

Why do you support such a scummy club?
I will ask you again are you a Westie?

Well...well done for answering all the questions most of the questions. But they were boring answers.

Could say the same about most the questions. :roll:

You should have just repeated a few more.

You've asked me the same question on dozens of occasions.

Nice work Heineken! You put a fuckload of effort into those :lol:

Still waiting on a fair few answers.

paulbagz
keepersball and
imno

Don't be lazy chaps.

Forum Name and how you came about it?
Used to play as a goalkeeper. Pretty self explanatory.

Location?
Sydney

442 Citizen or TWG refugee?
442. Never ventured into TWG

Jersey number and why?
Always like 22. Not particularly sure why.

Why Sydney FC?
Local team, went to their first ever game, was a junior mascot in AL v1. Nothing beats watching the lads play.

All time favourite player of Sydney FC?
Gotta be ADP

Current favourite Sydney FC player?
ADP

One player from Sydney FC you’d happily drive to his next club?
I'll spare Warren as he hasn't played AL yet. I'd say Tiago. Still bitter.

Player from one of your hated clubs you like?
Shinji Ono is an absolute magician

Hows year 12?
Surprisingly good. Nearly finished but.

Did Soulja Boy tell em?
Whatever happened to Soulja boy?

Did Ms. Jackson accept the apology or not?
Unfortunately not. Outkast were always going to be heart breakers but.

Is it really the keepers ball tho?
Anything in that 6 yard box is.

Coming to Hindmarsh again this season?
Not sure yet. Didn't mind it last season. Its actually a nice little ground.

First football game you've been to?
Can't even remember really. I think it was Iraq vs Aus sometime in 2001

Best football game you've been to?
Sydney Derby 1 and 2. Both full of colour and noise. Can't sepereate them. Chelsea vs Arsenal in 2008 was also an amazing spectacle.

Whats going on with Juan Mata and Chelsea?
Who really knows. Mourinho is adamant that Mata features in his plans, yet where was he vs MUFC ?

Top 5 hottest female celebs?
Miley Cyrus x5

Can you twerk? If so tag team?
White people don't twerk

Top 5 favourite bands?
Not into bands really, but if I had to say 5 fave, it'll be Radical Something, Rise Against, ADTR, Offspring and Relient K

How hot do you reckon KC is in real life?
I'd say a 7/10

Whos better T McFlynn or ADP
There's only one Terry McFlynn

Rate these Gks - Casillias, Hart, De Gea, Mignolet, Begovic
Casillas, Mignolet, Hart, De Gea, Begovic

Best Australian footballer atm?
Thats quite the question. I'd be inclined to say Mile Jedinak as I've seen him play recently and he impressed me

Do you pee in the shower?
I find it adds an extra element to the shower experience

Would you ever rip a flare?
Nah, too much of a bitch really. I do like them but. Provide good colour and atmosphere.

Sorry way too busy atm, count me out!

Pretty sure thats a banning offence.

Here we go, I staggered answering this and was hungover for a fair portion so some of the answers are a bit half arsed but ah well, sorry if it's not formatted correctly, but I'm really not.












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The one I'm on currently. I'm in Liverpool at the moment, staying the night at a mates before I go to Anfield tomorrow.


I took a holiday in Hamilton once.


What is this, a job interview?


Haven't been paying attention in the off-season to non-my teams.


Harry Kewell I suppose seeing as that other guy got injured.


Hernandez


Haven't been paying NEARLY enough attention to the A-League off-season to make this judgement


See above.


Chelsea. That's a woman's name, we all know how cunty they can be sometimes!


Kiwichick because the only one here that would hit a girl is TheSelectFew, and I don't see him as a bulky lad.


Never met any of you sods so I'll say Heineken :lol:


:lol:


Lincoln I suppose.


If I close my eyes and sing Mary Had a Little Lamb in a sinister tone, I'd easily cut someone elses toe off.


I love travel so Teleportation works best for me.


I much, much prefer English.


Brunettes


Marry Rudd, Kill Abbott, Pull Turnbul (please note I don't give a shit about politics, let alone politics of a country I'm not currently living in)


Ughh.. My Australian politics knowledge is so brilliant I only know of Gillard and I'd rather kill than be involved with her. Eeney meeny miney moe with the other two.


Kill Kunis, Marry Watson, Pull my Ex (actually pretty smoking)


42


That just because I turned 26 yesterday does not mean that I am immune to massively terrible hangovers.


Medium Rare Steak, covered in barbecue sauce, in amongst lettuce, celery, tomatoes, onions, grated cheese, and three yorkshire puddings.


I haven't had a muffin in a long time.


You're a Sydney F.C. fan, I think a potentially infected toe is the least of your worries.


Forgotten



Let's go the vegetarian.


4 has always been my favourite number after getting my first shirt as a wee lad in Brisbane, before I was moved into goal.


If I can't pronounce it, it's probably not for me, so Hondorus


Nah, I'm too helpful and kind for that.

A little late but please answer the steak question.

It seems I forgot the core questions.


First letter initial + middle name


Currently in Liverpool, ahead of tomorrows match against the Mancs


442 Citizen


My current jersey number is #1, because goalkeeper


Born in Blackpool, moved to Brisbane at a young age, moved to NZ 8 years later (I was 9 at the move), raised a Liverpool fan by my late mother before her death when I was 12.


Dalglish/Matthews/McKay/Ifill


Gerrard/Ince/Broich/Ifill


Assaidi/I quite like Brisbane's squad/Lia/Blackpool can't afford to get rid of any more players, we're thread bare as it is.


Chelsea's Frank Lampard

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