I endeavour to answer your questions RedKat. Heck of a busy week, but I will get them done.

Forum Name and how you came about it?
From zimbabwe. A zimbo is a short term for zimbabwean, i dunno why i added the s when i was small. stuck ever since. 5 is my favourite number

Location?
Brisbane

442 Citizen or TWG refugee?
442. Never ventured into TWG

Jersey number and why?
5. Favourite number and im a defender. But now i wear 1. Keeper

Why Man utd/ Roar

United is a long story. picked them over leeds, but have a soft spot for leeds. dont ask. Roar are my local a-league team.

All time favourite player of Man Utd/ Roar
Schmeiechel and Broich

Current favourite Man Utd/Rooar player?
Carrick and Broich

One player from Man Utd/Roar you would happily drive to their next club
Bebe. Roar dont have a weak link this year, so tough to choose one. Was Jurman but hes gone

Player from one of your hated clubs you like?
Mata and ADP

What is your best holiday?
Tough one. Either my trip to SA/Zim in Dec 05 Jan 06 and my recent trip to England in Feb 13

What is your worst holiday?
When we went to Coffs Harbour. Cant remember when it was. Im starting to get tired of holidays to beach/coastal destinations here in QLD and NSW.
What degree are you doing/ qualifications do you have?
Bachelor of Journalism degree

Sydney FC's best signing?
I dunno, Corey Gamero
Melbourne Heart's best signing?
Harry Kewell

Wellington Phoenix's best signing?
Kenny Cunningham. Only because he came from a team called The Strongest

Best signing in the league?
Matt Mckay

Worst signing in the league?
Liam Reddy

Who are a bigger bunch of ****s? Chelsea? Man City? PSG? Monaco? Qatar?
Im starting to not mind Chelsea as much as i used to hate them. The rest can all get *****d
If every forumer engaged in a mass fight to the death who would come out victorious?
Whoever has the trident.


Who do you think is the best looking forumer?
I can only go off the guys ive seen, and all of them are guys. I don’t swing that way.

If you could go back in time and meet one of the following who would you pick? Ho Chi Minh? Pinochet? Abraham Lincoln? Leonidas? George Banks? King George VI?

Would you rather cut off your own toe or cut off someone elses?
Why would you ask such stupid questions?

One super power which one would it be?
Something iron man, smarts plus power.

English or Maths?
English

Blondes or brunettes?
Hmmm, im going brunette.

Kill Pull Marry
-Kevin Rudd, Malcolm Turnbul, Tony Abbott
This question does deserve a response
-Christine Milne, Julie Bishop, Julia Gillard
Kill Gillard, Pull Milne, Marry Bishop

- Mila Kunis, Emma Watson, your girlfriend/wife/ex/boyfriend/hand
Kill ex, Pull Kunis, Marry Watson

What is the meaning of life?


What did you learn today?
I learnt that I should be happy with who I am and not let what other people think knock you down.

What did you have for dinner two days ago?
Pasta

What do you want for lunch at your next lunch time?
Its an indian dish called Dhaar and Rice


Is my toe infected?
Probably, amputation is the only option

Would you rather be hated or forgotten?
Hated

Would you rather eat a diet consisting of uncooked python burgers and boiled lice for the rest of your life or become a vegetarian with allergies to mushrooms, quinoa, apple, eggplant, beans and nuts?
Neither, such stupid decisions can be avoided

Which number do you prefer and why? 4 or 133?
133 because 4 is too close to my favourite number

Would you rather live in Hondorus or Djibouti?
Djibouti, its closer to Zims

Do you think you would make a great dictator?
I come from Zimbabwe, of course id make a great dictator

What is the meaning of carrot?
To be hypotenuse

What is the meaning of pi?
To eat it

What is the meaning of this?
To be symptomatic

Kill Pull Marry
- Julia Gillard, Christine Milne, Julie Bishop
Kill Gillard, Pull Milne, Marry Bishop

- Kevin Rudd, Malcolm Turnbull, Tony Abbott
Rather be alone than make a decision

Alessandro Del Piero, Harry Kewell, Marcos Flores
Kill Flores, Pull Kewell, Marry Del Piero

Emma Watson, Mila Kunis, your wife/girlfriend/fuck buddy whatever woman youre intimate
Kill fuck buddy, pull Kunis, Marry Watson

Would you rather?
- Live for the rest of your life having a diet consisting of only cockroaches and pythons or become vegan
Become vegan

- Cutting off your own toe with a saw or cutting off another persons toe with a saw
Cut off another persons toe

- Fly or have x-ray vision?
Fly

- Be a hermit for the rest of your life or spend the rest of your life living around solely bogans (and not having any computational access to any non bogans)
Hermit

Differentiation or integration?
Integration

Maths or science?
Science

Would you rather a chick thats a size 18 or a size 6?
Emma Watson came up on a search for size 6, so that.

Are you infected with happiness?
Yes

Which action done in the following emoticons would you choose if you had to the action ti does for the next 24 hours non stop: Brick wall , Roll eyes , Cry ,Pray ?
Pray

Describe your favorite type of pizza?
that’s too hard. Probably one of those from Debonairs or Panarottis, if you remember South

If you could live anywhere on earth, where would you live?
If the world is as it is. Probably in Nyanga. I cant say about places ive never been too.

Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school?
Smartest

What is biggest regret this week?
Not getting that job

Do you prefer winter or summer?
Winter

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
Uni

2. Who are you in love with?
That’s my secret

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
Yes

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
No

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
Today

6. Are you wearing socks right now?
Yes. Bonds

7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
No

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
When we went Sunshine Coast in August

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
No

10. Are you hot?
Whats your definition of hot?

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Water

12. What are you wearing right now?
T shirt with a picture of a pick and London written on it. Blue 3/4 shorts and socks

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
I wash the car

14. Last food that you ate?
Steak Pie

15. Where were you last week at this time?
At home

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
No

17. When is the last time you ran?
Today

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
Live. Leeds vs Spurs at Elland Road. On telly it was the US Open final

19. What is your favourite animal?
Domestic is cat, non domestic is TIger

20. Your dream vacation?
Probably the Alps, somewhere snowy. Would love to see Aurora Borealis

21. Last person's house you were in?
My cousins

22. Worst injury you've ever had?
Popped my shoulder. Was out for about 8 weeks

23. Have you been in love?
I think so

24. Do you miss anyone right now?
Yes I do

25. Last play you saw?
Chicago

26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
I just be me

27. What are your plans for tonight?
Not much to be honest. Thinking ill snuggle up with my book, a nice drink and read away

28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
MySpace? Lets be serious. Never even signed up for that.


29. Next trip you are going to take?
Hopefully to England where I plan on doing my coaching badges. In terms of holiday, then hopefully Zims or Spain

Ever go to camp?
Yeah, not really a camp person. Don’t like them especially when its those group leadership camp thingys

31. Were you an honour roll student in school?
No

32. What do you want to know about the future?
When will Zimbabwe be free

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
Yeah. Rexona

34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
No and hopefully I can stay in good health

35. Where is your best friend?
I kinda have two best friends, one is here in Aus and one is in England

36. How is your best friend?
Shes good

37. Do you have a tan?
No

38. What are you listening to right now?


39. Do you collect anything?
Stamps and comic books

40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
My aunt in england

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
RBT. No issue there

42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
Yeah.

43. What does your last text message say?
But when its this early, have to usually try catch this bus

44. Do you like hot sauce?
Depends. Don’t mind it

45. Last time you took a shower?
This morning

46. Do you need to do laundry?
Maybe not till saturday

47. What is your heritage?
Ancestry is Indian, I was born in Zim as were my parents and grandparents

48. Are you someone's best friend?
I don’t think so. Not bothered though

49. Are you rich?
No

50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?
sleeping

What is your shoe size?
10.5 UK

What color are your socks?
White with blue and grey stripes underneath

How high can you jump?
Higher than a house

Who is the last person you called?
My Mum

What time did you go to bed last night?
In bed by 9:45. Asleep by about 11:10

What is your favourite colour?
Usually changed, at the moment its orange

What is your favourite number?
5

Will you ever go sky diving?
Probably not

Did you ever take a hot air balloon ride?
No
Did you play any sports in high school?
Hockey, cricket, soccer, tennis and rugby
Will you, or did you, go to your 10 year high school reunion?
No, don’t plan to. High school in aus was a drag and Im still friends with the guys from school that were worth spending time with. Play football with one of them every week.

Do you wash your hair or body first when you shower?
Who knows, I just stand under the shower.

Do you floss every day?
No

Can you light a fire with two sticks?
Yep

What three possessions could you could not live without?
Quran, Laptop and my books

If you could invite any three people to dinner, who would it be?
Mandela, Cruyff and Prophet Muhammad PBUH



Who would you love to meet?
Mandela

When was the last time you called your mother?
Today

How many kids do you want?
2 Minimum

What was your first pet's name?
Hugo

What type of animal was your first pet?
cat

What is the last movie you watched in a movie theater?
Think it was Batman

What is your favourite reality show?
Don’t really have one. Last one I watched was Masterchef

Can you sing?
Shit no

Who is your favourite singer?
Mumford and sons

Do you enjoy comedy?
yes

Have you ever been to a comedy club?
yes. Cant remember who I saw but saw Will Powers brother and he was damn funny.

Have you ever been to an opera?
No. Phantom of the Opera is not really opera

What the worst performance you ever saw?
Never seen an opera


What kind of movie do you like to see?
Depends what im in the mood for. Usually comedy, don’t mind some drama or a war movie. Kings Speech, War Horse that king of thing. Also sometimes a action like Real Steel was good.

What is the first movie you ever watched?
Fat chance Im remembering that

How much television do you watch a week?
Not much. Probably about 20 hours a week

Are you allergic to any food?
Bananas, pineapple and asparagus
When was the last time you took a vacation?
Jan/Feb of this year

Have you ever left the country?
Yes. England, Singapore, Zimbabwe and South Africa

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Spain, Alhambra. Or to one of the Norsk countries

How many vacations have you gone on?
close to 20

Do you prefer to travel alone, with your family or friends?
Depends what im travelling for. Usually enjoy going with family.

What was your longest vacation?
Sinagpore, South Africa and Zimbabwe in 05/06. Went for about 3 months

Have you taken a cruise?
no

Have you ever driven cross-country?
No

What did you have for lunch yesterday?
Home made pies

What is your least favourite food?
Biryani

What is your favourite dessert?
Don’t really have one

What is your favourite restaurant?
Spur

What is in your refrigerator right now?
Whole bunch of stuff

What is your favourite kind of ice cream?
Ice lollies

pens or pencils?
generally pencils

will you go out of your way to step on a crunchy leaf?
Depends on the mood im in, most of the time yes

what's your favorite day of the week?
Saturday. Football

is this a quiz or a test?
Is a quiz is a quizale, then what is a test?

dvd or blueray?
Not a fussy guy, but blueray is the future anyway

are you right handed or left handed?
Right handed

mac or pc?
Pc for games, mac for everything else

What do you think dead ladybugs smell like?
Lotuses

butter or margarine?
marga

Where's the beef?


will you marry me?
Sorry mate, not today. Ask me tomorrow

Who moved my cheese?


Do your eyelids twitch as you fall asleep?
Sometimes

Would you lick a public toilet seat for a million dollars?
No

Do I know you from somewhere?
Perhaps. Were you the guy who ran away from that little girl because you were afraid you would get cooties?

Do you twitter regularly?
Of late, ive become more a regular twitterer

What time do you ususally go to bed?
Before I used to be a late sleeper, now im trying to be in bed by 9:30/10 on weekdays

dogs or cats?
Cat

Would you go back in time if you could? Have you ever sleepwalked?
Yes and no

Do you believe in ghosts?
No

What do you want for your next birthday?
Some new comic/super hero clothing

Do you have the time?
Quarter to half past midnight

Kethcup or mustard?
Mustard

Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings?
I cannot choose

Are you tired right now?
No

Can you put your foot behind your head?
No

Can you speak another language?
Not very fluently and only very little. Shona, Afrikaans and Gujarati

Do you wear glasses?
Yes. You obviously not on facebook?

Do you have any illnesses right now?
No.

Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
No

Can you name all the elements of the periodic table?
Hell no

Can you sleep with lights on?
I can


Do you ever have recurring dreams?
Not very often

Can you do a backflip?
No

Where did you grow up?
Zimbabwe till I was 15. This hot furnace after that.

Are you related to any famous people that you know of?
Depends who you consider famous. Related to ex Davis Cup player and former tennis pro Haroon Ismail. Also related to his son Imraan who is a producer/graphics designer for hunger games, avengers 2 and thor 2

what came first, chicken or egg?
The bunny

Can you roll your tongue?
Yes

60. Do you have any warts?
no

62. Would you eat a bug for 100 dollars?
No

63. Can you walk on your hands?
No

64. Are you a morning person?
Not really. Give me an hour to get up.

65. When are you happiest?
When im talking to my best friend, watching football or chilling with my cousins

74. What would you name a pet turtle?
Loki, Scabbers, Pumba

75. Do you pee in the shower?
No

76. Do you pee in the pool?
No

77. What's your lucky number?
don’t have a lucky, just stick to a favourite

78. do you believe in friday the 13th superstitions?
No

81. Are you addicted to anything?
Nutella

82. Do you drink coffee?
No

84. Can you wink both eyes?
That’s called blinking

85. Have you ever had surgery?
No

86. What do you fear most?
Not pleasing my parents

87. Can you type fast?
About 70-80 wpm

88. Can you sing well?
No

91. When do you shower?
Every morning and if I can, at night too

92. How often do you poop?
Every day

93. Have you ever been on tv?
yes, cant remember all the appearances

94. Have you ever spent the night in a hospital?
No

95. Do you do your own laundry?
well partly. I wash my own shirts, jumpers and sometimes my shorts if the shorts have a stain on them

99. Have you ever prank called anyone?
Yeah when I was about 16

100. Are you satisfied with the length of this quiz?


Do you think Sydney FC should be optimistic this season?
Don’t care about them
Sydney FC's top scorer that isnt Del Piero?
If he isn’t scoring then you lot are screwed

Which of Sydney FC's signings will be the biggest flop?
Frank

Which of Sydney FC's new singings will be the biggest success?
You guys made signings

Do you think Gombau will do a good job?
I really don’t care about them, as long as Roar do well

Best Mariners signing this offseason?
Ask Bowden.

Worst Wellington signing this offseason?
Don’t even know who they signed


Most over rated manager in the A-League?
Van Egmond

most under rated manager in the A-League?
Popovic

Worst value for money marquee in the league?
Broich when he was marquee. Now id say Mckay

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
Broken the space time continuum

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Never paid attention in geography did you?

Why is the time when the traffic is slowest called rush-hour?
Why do we say the country is run by people? Isnt running an action?

What's the speed of dark?
It is the speed by which you will probably not read this and therefore get fed up and actually not read all the answers.

If physics can predict lottery numbers, why are they still working?
Thered be no lotto

If you run backwards will you gain weight?
Try it and let me know how you go

If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to buy her friends?
Have you ever watched mean girls?

What happens when you get scared half-to-death twice?
You get reincarnated as a flying fish

Can a blind person feel blue?
Yes, yes they can

How can a house burn up when it burns down?
Because the fire is confused with its life and in a way confuses the people who try to analyse it

Are you telling the truth when you lie in bed?
Only you are not. Everyone else is fine

If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a bad thing?
You should probably stop doing that to yourself. It cant be good for you in the long run

How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?
How dare you hurt a smurf

Despite the cost of living, why does it remain so popular?
Because the price of eggs in Egypt and the krispy kremes said so

If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how would you know?
you wouldn’t. we would all be stuffed

In Chinese why are the words for crisis and opportunity the same?
you have too much time on your hands

Why does X stand for a kiss?
I havent answered a question. Which one is it?

Why does O stand for a hug?
Why you still asking dumb questions

Why is the alphabet in that order?
On a scale of 1 – 10, which letter of the alphabet if you favourite colour?

How does skating on thin ice get you into
hot water?
Have you ever stopped to smell a woman named rose?

Why are they called stands when there
made for sitting?
What is the shelf life of a shelf?



Doesn't expecting the unexpected make
the unexpected expected?
Not unless you walk to the person really quietly and just stand there without saying a word

When cheese gets its picture taken what
does it say?
Flooopitty wooopity

Why are they called non-stick pans? Is
there a law saying your not allowed to put
sticks in them?
Yes there is. Section 4.15 of the idots guide to pans.

Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy
opposites?
Look who's alone now,
It's not me. It's not me.
Those three Wise Men,
They've got a semi by the sea.
Got to ask yourself the question,
Where are you now?

If work is so terrific how come they have
to pay you to do it?
Am I almost at the end?

Should crematoriums give discounts for
those who died in fires?
I think I don’t have many questions left?

Is it possible to have a civil-war?
In this country, yes. Just tell that person over there that his mum is fat and watch all hell break loose.

If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it
still #2?
Have you ever wondered why the sky is blue and not any other colour?

Do tea makers have coffee breaks?
Every once in a while. But they drink a special drink called Hop Lozers

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If they want, just don’t invite me along

Why do they announce power shortages
on TV?
Because they usually do it naked

Do you need a silencer when you shoot a
mime?
The mime is silent, not the gun

Why do you press harder on the
remote-control when you know the
battery is dead?
Because the batteries are not dead. The remote control is just being a prick

How can batteries die?
You press too hard on the remote control

If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow
its meant to be twice as cold, how cold
will it be?
-50. Hope you got your boardies ready

Why are buildings called buildings when
there finished? Shouldn't they be called
builts?
Good thing they don’t have you working for the oxford dictionary

Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Long back ago, ernest hemingway decided that he wanted to mess with the world. And then ta da

Why is it that when you tell a man there
are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but
when you tell him there's wet paint he has
to touch it?


Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?
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Problem?

Do you find it unnerving that what doctors
do is called 'practice'?
Practice makes perfect

Would a fly without wings be called a
walk?
No, it would be called an outcast and probably live a life in a depressive state. Do you think you could live with yourself if that happened?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it
homeless or naked?
Its free. We as a society should not question one turtles right to shed his shell and live as he chooses.

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

You try saying no

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
injections?

Remember when.

Was quite fun. Actually looking back at some of my answers, i think id do some over.

I aint running this again now. Too much on my plate between now and leaving for England.

Hurry up RedKat ya cunt