He's two rows back hyperventilating right about now..:lol:

We stay up every 1 here gets a Guinness.

Some luck maybe the start of a revival?

Liverpool 2 - 1 Tottenham

1737: GOAL Spurs narrow the deficit at Anfield as former Reds striker Robbie Keane springs the offside trap and has an age to beat Pepe Reina. Stony silence from The Kop.

FOR FUCK SAKE just long ball it. we obviously cant pass through midfield. Fucking shit generation of players. Disgrace to the shirt.



Edited by seriously: 25/5/2009 02:44:21 AM

That was going to be my middle name. Dad was a Sidchrome 6" diameter AF R.O.E spanner. 8-[
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Fuck Keane. You can't fucking score for us for six months and then you come back and fucking score aginst us on demand. You cunt.

Liverpool 3-1 Scum

1741: GOAL Yossi Benayoun makes sure of the win for the hosts as he shrugs off Ledley King's challenge to sidefoot past the advancing Heurelho Gomes.

Surely gotta put on Sami now.........

Do you like any player apart from Viduka?

Viduka did all he could. But hes part of it. Fuck him also. Should of came back and tried earlier. 5 mins left. sigh*

Edited by seriously: 25/5/2009 02:46:52 AM

Oh ffs come on pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Is that Chelsea or Sunderland?

DO these commentators actually understand how the table works? 10 minutes to go and both Hull and Newcastle have to come from behind to win in order for our result to be relevent. Alternatively, Chelsea can only catch Liverpool if Spurs go nuts.

Fucking LOL Keane. Had to happen.

Fuck it almost went in. GG no luck. Right till the last minute.

Sunderland 1-3 Chelsea

1745: GOAL Sunderland have a shout for a penalty waved away and Chelsea go up the other end, Florent Malouda having a shot blocked and Ashley Cole firing in the rebound - with his right foot. It's like the last day of term, isn't it?

Fuck........... its a shot

FFS. Well done howard webb your bank account wins.

Everton 2-0 Fulham

1747: GOAL Game over - and another exceptional goal from Leon Osman, who skips past two Fulham defender and spanks a shot into the far corner from 20 yards. Lovely stuff.

Please someone

88th fucking minute. DO FUCKING SOMETHING you useless idiots. Fucking how do you consider yourself footballers.

COME ON TOON!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well done. 90th minute. Behind by a fucking fluke barry wankhole shot. Hello bristol city and fucking nicky carle at palace. etc

Edited by seriously: 25/5/2009 02:51:37 AM

EVERYONE GO FORWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunderland 2-3 Chelsea

1749: GOAL Andy Reid swings over a left-footed cross from the right wing and Kenwyne Jones is there to head it past Petr Cech and into the Chelsea net.

We are fucked. AMEOBI U SHIT CUNT. 3 mins till cock up the arse.



Edited by seriously: 25/5/2009 02:52:57 AM

CARN TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COME ON 1 MINUTE! 1 goal boys pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2 mins till cock up arse.

...................relegated. heres to Webbs murder.

No this is not happening.

Ouch, All over now boys.