Hope you are all going to have a great festive season and have a safe and prosperous new year....:cool: :cool:

what are your plans??

Edited by batfink: 19/12/2013 11:12:47 AM

I just figured it out.

Batfink's posts & threads make perfect sense if you read them in the voice of Gary Busey.

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Making threads with all caps and excessive punctuation.

Got our mad consumer on & have bought presents for everyone.

Xmas morning breakfast with my sisters fam & my parents, then church with the mrs.
Xmas lunch at the mrs's grandmothers.
Xmas dinner at my mums place (with 70 people from her side of the family coming).
Boxing day at my uncles place to watch start of Syd-Hobart.
I have the entire week afterwards off work, hoping to get some serious renovating done in that time (anyone want to come up and help?)

Will there be booze? :-s

I'm heading up the Aunty's place for a few days, prob Xmas Eve --> Day after Boxing day.

Lotsa food, lotsa beers, lotsa prawns, lotsa sun. (hopefully).

Sydney FC were given Joel Griffiths. Even for his short time there, that's present enough for you for life.



Absolutely. Sydcro will pricematch Dan Murphys and we can have a good old work-and-booze fest

IVE TRAVELLED BACK TO THE GOLD COAST AND AM SPENDING XMAS WITH THE FAMILY

I'M HANGING WITH MY FAMILY EATING FOOD AND YELLING THINGS REALLY LOUDLY AT THE FOOTBALL

I'M HAVING A CHURCH LUNCH FOR CHRISTMAS BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IN MY FAMILY ABANDONED ME. THE CHURCH IS ALL I HAVE LEFT. BLESS THEM.

I'M GETTING BATFINK A NEW KEYBOARD WITHOUT A BUSTED FULL STOP AND NO CAPS LOCK KEY.

Filling out voting forms for Clive Palmer for the next election, but I'm not really supposed to talk about it.

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Edited by notatroll: 19/12/2013 12:30:25 PM

WILL OPEN UP PRESENTS WITH THE FAMILY IN THE MORNING, GO TO MY MOTHERS PARTNERS PLACE FOR THE MOST BORING LUNCH OF MY LIFE, THEN SEE SOME FRIENDS LATER THAT NIGHT.

YELLING IS FUN.

Crying in the corner. Preferably smashed off my face.

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:lol:

I was going to ask what everyone's new years resolutions are. Batfink's should be learning reading comprehension and punctuation.

I'M WORKING XMAS EVE, SPENDING XMAS DAY WITH THE FAMILY AND OLD FRIENDS. NEW YEARS IS GOING TO BE OFF TAP WORKING ROTATING SPLIT SHIFTS FROM THE 31ST-2ND.

GETTING FUCKED OFF MY FACE IN HAWAII!!!

Edited by DinosMum: 19/12/2013 02:40:26 PM

Christmas this year will consist of the 24/12 German Xmas party at my place for the German contingent of my family and the time we spend with our close friends, before the annual building of the elves (when you have kids Xmas eve is a time of building drinking and swearing at instructions that make no sense!)

Christmas day 25/12 will consist of the obligatory early wake up by the kids to their delighted squeals at the wonderful gifts Santa has brought and a wonderfully rich breakfast before travelling to my Mothers house for a early morning celebration with Granpops and Nanna before heading over to my in-laws for Xmas lunch with Great Nanna and Pop (plus some Mario carting on my father in-laws wii that he got last year and never uses(my mother in-law gives the worst presents))and meeting up with my parents again in the afternoon having 4 generations talking shit and many of them mildly intoxicated.
Before heading home for some well deserved rest and relaxation with tequila and beer and maybe a spliff.

Boxing Day 26/12 will be left over heaven and the return of the friends for more feasting and merriment.


I LOVE CHRISTMAS TIME!!!!!!!

If you go out into your back yard on Christmas eve at about 10pm you can hear parents all over the neighbourhood swearing at instructions and struggling to put things together.

Ignoring the severe urge to take the piss out of you...

Will probably go to church on Xmas Eve, then on Christmas morning have breakfast and presents with my immediate family before jetting off across town to put on 10Kg's with my dads (Italian) side of the family. Then going to my mums (true blue 'strayan) side for a boring attempt at dinner then probably getting a proper dinner back at home :lol:.

:lol:

One year my old man & I spent legit 3 hours putting together this trampoline for my niece & nephew. It took about an hour to initially put it together incorrectly, then 2 hours to pull it apart and re-assemble it. I still blame my sister for throwing the outer-casing instructions away by mistake.

EDIT: should we spoiler alert these last few posts for Fulhamkid?

Edited by pv4: 19/12/2013 03:03:51 PM

Will probably go to the cemetery at some point too, my nana died on Christmas Day a few years ago.

He's 14 now isn't he? He had to find out sooner or later.

I've done the trampoline, swing set + slide, bikes and trikes and this year we have a sea saw, a wooden sand pit and a water and sand table. Glad I got that gazebo for free, gonna need it with all the outside play to be had!

I think he knew when he was first on the forums IIRC + don't see him on here very often nowadays anyway.

If you're in high school and still believe in santa you're gonna have a bad time.

wow pretty full on christmas....yeah i love watching the sydney to hobart and i also love watching the boxing day test cricket.......can see a few KG's piling on there PV4

WON'T BE LONG BEFORE THE CHURCH ABANDONS YOU AS WELL, WITH A BIT OF LUCK A PREIST WILL HAVE HIS WAY WITH YOU SO ALL FORUMITES CAN FEEL SOME SATISFACTION.....!!!!@@$#%$^&&%**(^))^(*&^&

;)