Jesus he's scored in every game he's played for Leicester :lol:

What the fuck kind of last name is Wagstaff anyway?

Fuck this season.

Jon LOLters.

Two OGs :lol:

Jon Walters has done a Byun here:lol:

Commentators saying that Chelsea should ask Jon Walters to take this penalty for them :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm surprised Hazard's shot didn't bounce off Walters.

Well Eden Hazard just hit the living shit out of that ball. 4-0

Still no 0-0 at Everton. Was expecting this to be a goalsfest. :(

Well John Walters has probably had the worst day possible.. 2 own goals and missing a penalty.

Both matches I watched ended up 0-0. :x

Aston Villa are beyond doomed.

I wouldn't say that, it's pretty crowded in that part of the table and still a long way to go yet.

They're plummeting though where others are starting to find points they weren't earlier in the season. Southampton and Reading won and QPR held us.

This. Their biggest problem is the teams around them are looking like they're improving each week, while Villa are sinking faster than a bloke with cement shoes and aren't looking at all like they're going to turn it around.

Yeah I guess I can see it from that point. However, it is still January and a couple of signings could start to turn it around (hopefully not - QPR, Reading and Villa can all stay where they are...would work out nicely for us :lol: ).

True, but they wanted a couple of our players and a quote was made about their lack of funds.

From the Soccernet Transfer Blog:

"Aston Villa boss Paul Lambert has ruled out the club’s chances of signing Joleon Lescott from Manchester City or Scott Parker from Tottenham because of financial restrictions. "

Both players would do well for Villa, but it seems their struggles are to continue.

Todays comedy tweets are top class.

Some funny ones about Howard Webb

I liked:
BREAKING: Suarez wont shake hands with any United players as he doesn't want to risk injury to his goal scoring hand

:lol: love it

Woooo Valencia not playing.

Sturridge on the bench? :?

Nani, instead?

Young

Gotze smacks it into the crossbar, love watching the lad play. Sign him up Arsene!

OMG DORTMUND SOMEHOW NOT SCORE WOW. Gotze takes it past the keeper, open net, stumbles, cuts it back and Lewandoski cant get contact on a header into the open net :lol:

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Downing over Sturridge is surely a defensive choice.

From one diving cunt to another.

Where the fuck are Arsenal going to get 45m from? :lol:

He's nowhere near match fit.

Money isn't an issue, Wenger is ;)

Sturridge didn't play in the last like 5 months at Chelsea :lol: He was never expected to start.

There's only one way for him to get match fit...

Brilliant ball in behind from Gotze, composed finish from Reus. 1-0 Dortmund.