-PB

Film lacks chaotic sex appeal, and fantastic intellectual quips

I hate people like fucking Darren Naish. https://twitter.com/TetZoo

Can people not just realise that it's all a movie and that it's science fiction?

Not to mention what Alan Grant said in the third movie about the dinosaurs.

" Dinosaurs lived sixty five million years ago. What is left of them is fossilised in the rocks, and it is in the rock that real scientists make real discoveries! What John Hammond and InGen did at Jurassic Park is create genetically engineered theme park monsters! Nothing more and nothing less."

Zzzzzzz CGI dinos for the lose.

-PB

Rumour was out months ago that Pratt is the park-keeper and has raptors trained to help track down runaway dinosaurs... There are some stills around somewhere with the raptors wearing muzzles.

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I swear I'm not the guy in that vid who said exactly what I wrote above :lol:

And also from the trailer we have a monstrous shark eating dinosaur, whom, despite being clearly the most ferocious dinosaur in the trailer, is apparently not the main antagonist.

I mean, it fucking eats sharks.




SHARKS!

Raptors as pets?

God, that's an evil mastermind-take-over-the-world thing. Fuck. Imagine taking your dog for a walk and bumping into some bloke just letting his Raptor stretch his legs.

Makes your average baby-eating pit-bull look like a tame Caterpillar.

I know right.

So in that leaked trailer you gave the other day, there was a scene in it where he talks to the raptor, puts his hand out, and the raptor steps back.

From this, and that bike scene in this official trailer, I have deduced that Pratt must have nurtured the raptors from birth and they're non-threatening to him - ie they're like his pets, and he can get them to do things, and they don't harm him. Similar to the dude doing the rounds on fb atm with the lions.

If so, I'm pretty excite.

Edited by pv4: 26/11/2014 01:02:58 PM

Wait.....




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Something goes wrong that destroys everything and requires an evacuation? Sounds familiar

Needs more Jeff Goldblum.

I'm less convinced that this will be a worthwhile movie

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BD Wong is an absolute king.

Needs Stegosaurus.

Ah, I see re: Spielberg. But he's an executive producer now as opposed to a director.

Steven Spielberg is still in it :-s

Apparently this is set twenty years after the events of the third film took place and it's on the same island as the first one.

They also have BD Wong returning as Dr Henry Wu from the first film.
http://au.ign.com/articles/2014/03/18/dr-henry-wu-returns-in-jurassic-world

AFAIK it's a sequel but with slim-to-no of the originals coming back into the frey.

That means no Spielberg, no Dr Allan Grant, no Malcolm the chaos theorist.

Sequel

Pretty sure I'm more excited for this than many other things I should be happening next year. Absolutely buzzing!

Is this a reboot or a sequel?

pretty sure the dude in the background is jizzing with excitement.

Yes it is, it got leaked after the teaser was released however.

Edited by socceroofan4life: 24/11/2014 09:44:20 PM

Isn't the official thing out on Thursday or something?

It's like 30 to 40 seconds in total but i'm fucking pumped, they have a freaking mosasaurus!

Part One: http://scontent-a.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t50.2886-16/10827093_751990408203273_1192407247_n.mp4

Part Two: http://scontent-a.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t50.2886-16/10820008_559402564203267_1051265549_n.mp4

Part Three: http://scontent-a.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xpf1/t50.2886-16/10541035_1505403459742997_1894806191_n.mp4

Edited by socceroofan4life: 24/11/2014 09:32:27 PM