Jump in, Relax and ask the Doc a question.

Whatever is one your mind. I am here for you.

Love

The Doc

So my iPad came in the mail the other day and I don't know what apps to put on it.

Any help?

Wow, this bath is fantastic and so relaxing.

Dear Doc

I can't find the remote for the TV


Thanks

Dear Doc, why does Townsville have to be so hot?

Is there some higher power that likes watching me sweat?

Should I rub my balls when I'm that hot and sweaty? I don't want to like, rip the skin off like soggy bread or nothing.

Pls advise, hand currently in pants.

-PB

Dear Doc,

Why am I a friendzone?

You have a gorgeous bathtub. Very roomy and clean.

Dear Doc, why don't fat wannabe hipster manginas like me very much?

Thanks. You get to experience the clean water. I cant say that I will change it too often so I hope you enjoy it.

I couldn't help but notice the size of your package before you jumped in. Can I suggest installing Tinder so you can put that thing to use? Just try not to hurt anyone with it.

The Doc

Have you tried cash convertors? I hear the local meth head broke in and stole it for some unknown reason.

The Doc

Hi PB,

Let the warm water of my bath soothe those balls of yours. Once you are dry, grab some of that Talc Powder sitting on my drawers and coat them with it.

Townsville is warm due to it's location in North Queensland. maybe move to a cooler environment?

Thanks Scoey,

Apologies that the water is a bit dirty now. PB was just in and his sweaty balls have discolored the water a bit.

I am not sure what you mean by Friendzone? Is the temp of the water a bit too hot for you and making you delirious?

Hi Notor,

Apologies for the wait. Hopefully you are enjoying your bath.

I wouldn't worry too much about it. In a couple of years, they will no longer be "cool". Whilst you are in my bathroom, would you like to borrow a razor or are you growing a beard to try and fit in?

Cheers Doc.

The powder works. No need for a move, just a lifetime supply of ColTalc.

-PB

Dear Doc,

How would you go about solving the ISIS problem in the Middle East, and the Ukrainian-Russian War?

Do you have a favorite bath bomb you use in your bath?

Yours in friendship,
Heineken.

Dear Doc,

Today I promised my girlfriend that I'll do three things to improve our sex life this year, can you please help me think of three things that will spice up the swag?

Hey Doc,

How can I increase my penis length by 3 easy steps?

Doc,

I don't feel like a friendzone, but apparently using this forum makes me a friendzone. Maybe I am thinking about the situation too much. It is possible that the bath temperature PB's ball sweat have made me somewhat woozy.

That's a tough one to answer Heine. Can't you just lay back and enjoy the bath?

In regards to my fav bath bomb. Follow this link https://www.lush.com.au/shop/product/product/path/143_145/id/380/Bath-Bath-Bombs-Sex-Bomb-Bath-Bomb

Hi EG,

Apologies if the water is cold now. I will need to change it over in a minute.

Three things.

1. An extra inch
2. Another inch
3. One more inch

Hi 433,

That's an easy one.

Use a bit of magic to give it the appearance that it is big by giving it a little fondle before any woman sees it. I like to call it the "Half Mongrel" state.

Once it is buried inside does it really matter how big it is? It how you use it that counts.

Just one thing, I know my bathroom is setup in a nice romantic way but could you maybe stop rubbing yourself against me?

Dear Doc,

Why are buses always late?

Sorry! The buses drivers are often sitting next to me in the bath discussing their problems. Some of them love to chat. Maybe I will put a time restriction on them so they can get back to their jobs

Dear doc, what would you recommend i should take up as a hobby.
Day long baths are looking quite inviting.

Dear Doc,
Help me get laid more often? Hetrosexually, I mean there.

Are the ladies not attracted by the tin foil hat?

Dear Doc,

Let's talk about toast. What is it, about the process of heating up bread, until it's brown and crispy, and then lathering on butter or margarine that makes toast so yummy??? I mean, it's a perfect breakfast or lunch meal, a couple of slices can be made quickly on the go, and it makes a deliciously tasty snack.

Do you like toast, Doc?

Thanks Brendo, welcome!

Apologies about the colour of the water.

If you are looking for something a bit left field, maybe you could try becoming an extra for TV shows/movies?

Hi WaMackie,
Welcome to my bath. Sorry about the delay. I just had to make a quick water change. Hopefully you find it nice and relaxing.
I think you should setup a Gofundme account and start a blog, visit as many whore houses as possible and rate them out of ten.

Welcome back Heine!

I love toast as much as the next person but I have recently had a lot of problems digesting bread/toast so I have been avoiding it for the past few months.

There are so many nice combinations to be made using toast as the base product. It is such a good base to work with!

My top 3 toast with butter combo's (butter always goes right to the edges):
1. Vegemite
2. Cheese
3. Cold roast chicken.

I’ve always liked your work Colin.

Thanks WaMackie,

Please do keep us updated if you decide to set up the Gofundme account.

Good luck!