http://www.theguardian.com/sport/picture/2015/nov/26/david-squires-on-the-inexorable-rise-of-the-australian-football-thug

Brilliant once again.

In the comments someone says "I wish I got these references"

The comment below answering it is a beaut.

Biggest newspaper in the country printed the names, faces and alleged offences of 198 banned fans a few days ago. The story was penned by a two time drink driver, who insinuated all those banned were violent thugs.

Many of those banned have never been charged let alone convicted of an actual crime, and the governing body offers no avenue to appeal.

Naturally, the police came out in support of the article, saying we don't want UK-style hooliganism here (out of touch much?). Shock-jock radio commentator Alan Jones (an alleged paedophile) then compared the actions of football fans to those of the Paris terrorists.

And most recently, the football governing body issued a statement to the effect of "we will ban who we want, and we're gonna ignore the many real issues that have been ongoing and brought to a head in this incident".

Perfect. Absolutely, perfect.

Scipione lol

Love it.

Only a matter of time.

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/picture/2015/dec/03/david-squires-on-the-response-to-a-league-fan-protests

Loving the positive energy, guys.

Excellent again.

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/picture/2015/dec/10/david-squires-on-football-federation-australias-new-a-league-ideas-boom

Sublime

The Auckland experiment :lol:

Fucking lol'd.

-PB

so many goodness

The Victory player on the swing is incredible :lol:

The dents on Abbott's fridge :lol:

>tfw David Squires will never include Adelaide United in his comics

Fucking Eastern States bias amirite

Loved it.

-PB

Code Wars - The Farce Awakens

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/picture/2015/dec/17/david-squires-on-australian-sports-code-wars

Simon as Han Solo and DDB as Jar Jar Binks :lol: =d>

Fuck it the whole comic is individual brilliance =d>

Edited by salmonfc: 17/12/2015 02:10:43 PM

Alan Jones - Darth Vader
Frank Lowy - Yoda
Simon Hill - Han Solo
Nutmeg - Chewbacca
Damien De Bohun - Jar Jar Binks
David Gallop and Steven Lowy - C3PO and R2D2

I don't know anything about Star Wars, who are the other čunts?

Rebecca Wilson as Grand Moff Tarkin (dude who gave the order to blow up Alderaan from memory)
Craig Foster (I think it's him) as Obi-Wan Kenobi
No idea who is portraying Emperor Palpatine
No idea who is portraying Admiral Ackbar

Judging by the hair and forehead, it's either Mark Bosnich or Louis Van Gaal.

Also I think Emperor Palpatine is portrayed by Rupert Murdoch.

Just nailed it

Yep, Bozza as Ackbar and Murdoch as the Emperor.

thanks those where the two i could work out.

also love the new droid is it BB-8??? as the HAL ball

Notice the cricket stumps in front of DDB

There's also rugby and AFL goals to go with the wickets - hence Code Wars.

Sorry I am a bit of a Star Wars Nerd, the choice of DDB as Jar Jar is very interesting. Besides the obvious that Jar Jar is the most hated character in the prequels and the object of much derision (sound like DDB?) he is also thought of amongst some fans as the ultimate evil as he was the once directly responsible for giving supreme power to the chancellor (thereby allowing him to eventually take the role of Emperor, thereby directly causing the rise of the evil empire. There is even suggestions that he was in cahoots with the emperor and his clumsiness was just a cover. He was a plant by the sith.

Just so, so good.