Their presence allows the Jerks to beat the Tards, Scotty leaves before the Sydney derby, Draupnir too pissed for the pre-game drinks, Salmon's mum won't let him attend, NSW government cancels trains to limit their movements, WSW and SFC fans share friendly banter before the match without stabbings or pyrotechnics, Crusader has his ISIS flag confiscated by his employees, Paladisious flaunts his mod status with a rash of drunken posting and Heineken abandons his m80 banner in favour of some lukewarm cans of beer.

Is it time to just give up and allow shit posting to go unmocked?