Lol that would get shut down so fucking fast... But it would be awesome

Hey, hey, hey! Don't be knocking on the white picket fence lifestyle :lol:

Notorganic a month ago - I haven't argued with afro in years
Notorganic now - the argument never stopped

As much as it's "cliche" in a way, seeing as though it gets mentioned for pretty much every party ever - best 21st I've been to had a jumping castle.

An 18th I was invited to but sadly didn't eventuate because my friend ended up spending the money on something else, was going to be held at a kids indoor playground.

Notor contradicting himself? That's never happened before.

Didn't know where to put this..

Recently I've been having moments of psychic-esque thoughts.
- Mrs went out with some friends. She ALWAYS takes her keys, even when she's not driving (which she wasn't). I was heading out 20 mins after her, and she'd beat me home. For some reason, my body seized up when she left and my head kept telling myself to "leave my house keys in a hidden area, she's forgotten hers". I didn't bother checking if she actually had left them or anything, and then ran into some amazing FB post and forgot all about leaving keys out for her. I get home about 40mins after her, and she's locked outside, forgotten her keys.
- Last week the mrs left her half-full (optimistic viewpoint innit) soft drink can on the loungeroom coffee table. I say to her "don't leave it there, the cat is going to knock it off and spill it everywhere" as I'd had a vision in my head of us cleaning up soft drink from the floor. She said "the cat's never done that before, plus she's in the bedroom. It'll be fine". We both walk out of the room to get dinner ready, and the moment we walk out of the room we hear this thud and turn around to see the can had been knocked over by the cat.
- Yesterday at 5:04pm I thought "wonder how Mick is doing, haven't seen him since Xmas. Wonder if he's caught up on Game of Thrones yet. Will message him after training tonight". At 5:11pm I got a message from him, asking how I was doing, noting that we hadn't seen each other since Xmas, and updated me on Game of Thrones (all in that order).

I'm not sure if I'm a believer in this kind of psychic stuff or not, but over the last week I'm 3 for 3 and I can't help but notice it :lol:

Lottery numbers, stat.

Men and women

I have a dilemma that I need help sorting. Anyone studying/studied in law would be extra helpful.

I have a bet with a guy at work that is getting to be pretty serious, to the point where there is a dilemma which we are both holding firm on, and we need resolving. I will be as objective as I can, so to not give a "I'm on his/her side".

First person to shave/cut their hair loses the bet. The stakes: 1 pizza. Mutually agreed, shook on, start immediately.

Within a week, discussions were going on about how to improve/intensify the bet. Person "A" proposes every month that passes by, an extra pizza is added to the stakes. Person "B" accepts.

For reference, as of the 14th of this month, we are at 4 pizzas.

Over lunch, person "B" brings up a thought they had had, in this way "I was thinking if we get to a year, maybe we should add a rule to the bet that we can't shave our moustaches off either". Person "B" says that is interesting. Person "C", an innocent bystander, points out that it would be around the time of November so could blend in with Movember people.

Person "A" lays down the moustache challenge effective immediately. Person "B" declines. Person "A" argues that due to the bet being evolutionary in nature, in that it has shown signs of updating/improving, that "B" in declining this proposed add-on should be required to forfeit the entire bet as it is preventing the evolving nature of the bet, and that he is declining the challenge he thought of.

What say you people?

IMO Person B has not forfeited the bet

This.

Sorry Peev :lol:

Hey, I didn't say if I was A or B. I was just attempting to settle it as objectively as possible, just as he is doing.

Edited by pv4: 28/2/2014 07:34:38 AM

Still betting you're A ;)

So...how many multis did notor end up making while he was suspended?

How do y'all deal with bad headaches, it actually hurts less to stare at a screen than it does to lay down and do nothing. Send help.

I find it irritates me to have my head my head resting on anything, whether it's a pillow or the top part of the chair, besides that though just stick with the basics, find something that passes the time not on a screen, changes from person to person though.

I've found out that of my old high school group, the lovely quiet christian and the raging atheist are going on a date.
This is really weird.

Need some prank ideas guys. Basically I live with 2 mates downstairs, and 3 girls live upstairs and they've started a prank war with us. My problem is I don't have access to the inside of their house so most of my ideas won't work. Want to keep it friendly, but definitely want to win the war.

Ask Notor about his prank - genuine gold :lol:

The guys frustrates me like no-one else, but that prank was a ripper :lol: =d>

Update: I now have access to one of their rooms

One of my mates once got access to another mates place. When we got back to his unit, the lounge room looked like the scene from Sherlock Holmes where he did the ritual thing:



Other stuff in the house was moved around to look all weird and like it was messed up and part of the scene. Furniture was upside down and stuff, he had a toy mouse which he placed like it was humping the computer mouse. The computer screen just had that like matrix screensaver playing and the he printed some cryptic stuff and stuck it around the house and all. Was damn freaky stuff, until we found out it was a prank.

I'm not sure I'm game to share my favourites on here lest they come back to bite me on the arse.

Leaving a goat (or some other farm animal) in their room is always hilarious though.

Update: I cut my hair

I'm best man at my cousins wedding in September and his future wife said I had to have a haircut for it. My opponent wasn't going to cut his hair before September I'm fairly certain, so I decided to cut my losses earlier rather than later.

Feels good to have my first haircut since Sep/Oct last year, but I'm copping a fair bit of abuse from interested bystanders at work today for "giving up" :lol:

I know some of the guys on here are good at this stuff, and I didn't want to create another thread for this, but I have a few questions I wanted to ask.

I am interested in graphic design but am not really sure what would be the best way to go about it. I know Adobe have the whole suite and all, but it can cost a fair bit and I am not sure how to use any of them really. I learnt indesign at Uni, but I cant remember most of it and I quite suck at it.

I guess what I am asking is:

1) What programs would you recommend for someone interested in graphic design. Im especially interested in creating posters, infographics and all that stuff. And then for fun, doing kits and logos like some of the guys on here?

2) Where you would you recommend one can get info from on how to learn these things without doing a full time course? I would love to do a full time course but at the moment it is not feasible, not at the current moment. Hopefully later down the track.

Yeah, I think those are the two main questions really. Im interested in doing graphic design or learning how to use certain tools to do things, like create posters and infographs etc. At the moment cannot support a full time course so just want to start learning the basics and hopefully develop from there and maybe do a course at a later date.

Finding a pirated version of photoshop isn't hard with the insane price they charge for their software.

As for how to learn, I'm sure there are tutes galore on youtube.

Any ideas where I can invest 10K?

I'll send you my account details and invest it for you.

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