In a month, I'll be watching The Bee Movie for 24 fucking hours straight with hundreds of other people to help raise funds to protect and save bees.

Until then, the dumbest thing I've ever done would either be falling into a rose bush when I was a toddler or puncturing, for want of a better word, my nose bridge when I leaned too far forward on a chair at school and whacked it on the corner of my desk.

You have done nothing very dumb.

One of mine would be crashing my grandmothers car writing it off.

Edited by Drunken_Fish: 18/6/2016 12:02:17 AM

Oh shit, that reminds me.

I left the door of my mum's new car open and forgot to tell her that I'd left it open as I was checking the letterbox. To make a long story short, the door is now dented and a bit of paint was scraped off.

Dumb moments (but some I don't regret):
- get shit tattoos
- ask a Christian chick out
- going to Stereosonic on one occasion
- ingest a mysterious orange powder at a New Year's party from a parasitic, snakey c*nt of a monkey who my friends are friends with
- every time I call my sisters or nan
- every time I walk into a nightclub and become filled with rage for no damn good reason

Putting on a tightarse singlet to go to a rave and take ekkies all to impress a chick.

/me is a skinny metalhead

Besides that, maybe calling a guy known for being in a gang an emo fag while drunk.

Didnt go down well, got punched in the face a few times

Edited by redshirtwilly: 18/6/2016 01:20:14 AM

Stayed awake for 24 hours. Fell asleep behind the wheel twice due to it
Right pinky close to being amputated due to a work accident. Stayed on by a slither of skin and i have no feeling on one side of my right hand
Gave 10 k to a former mate

I drove drunk twice. Once was "only" down a driveway to avoid my car getting smashed by "notorious gang" T-Unit from Terrigal and the other was to avoid what I was certain was going to be me being raped by a gay off-duty policeman at a 21st so I drove 40mins home. Turns out he DID plan to rape me so while I still to this day feel sick for drink driving, I feel somewhat validated but also question why past me didn't just sleep in my car like 5 mins down the road :lol:

Gone swimming in decent surf while very drunk at midnight. Very, very dumb.

Smoking a cigarette the wrong way, essentially smoking the filter :lol:

I can relate. Was told countless times how good I was when I was around 13/14. Made the schoolboys Vic team for football but didn't even bother going to coffs harbour for the Nationals. Then quit the sport all together for being a lazy kid.

Edited by griffindinho: 18/6/2016 12:35:22 PM

I got out of bed this morning, why do I bother?

Pretty much everything.

drinking from the ashtray bottle instead of my beer bottle

I've done that one, fucking horrible. :lol:

Punched a hole in a wall.

You are a boring fucker.

Surely taking up cigarette smoking (to all the smokers here) must be the dumbest thing you've done?

It's not new news. You're deliberately poisoning your body. Why?

Genuinely interested.

Whenever I see any young person smoking now I wonder why. Back in my day it was pretty normal and you weren't ostracised from pubs, restaurants, beaches etc etc.

But now with the price of smokes and everything we know about cigs and cancer I don't understand why anyone these days would deliberately take up smoking.

Drinking Soju (Korean rice wine) like beer and getting absolutely blind, blacking out, losing my mates and going walkabout in the streets of Daejeon. To this day I have no idea where I went or what I was doing for about six hours of that night. One minute it was midnight at a club and the next it was 7 am and I was on the other side of the city.

The worst part is, I did it all over again the next night. Soju: never again.

I know.

Agreed, vaping may not be so harmful but people that do it in crowded places (like at football matches) are still douches.

I'm not a smoker so my story is that when I was 18 I was at a party and in a drunken state I picked up a champagne bottle and took a swig only to find it filled with cigarette butts :oops:

#vapenation

V/\

Poured water from a hose over an electric box thinking it was funny. Though, is the casing on those things enough protection? Parents weren't impressed.

Threw a rock down the street and hit my mum on the arm as a kid. Was simply going for distance and it swerved into our front yard.

Lost 300 bucks in 10mins on roulette but it's probably lightweight to some stories.

Didn't sleep at all before English HSC exam and left with 90min to spare. Was simply 'over it' at that point. Grade was actually ok considering. Slammed the hall door in frustration as I left.

Brother was in a stroller behind car while I tured on the car and pumped him with exhaust fumes as a 6 year old. Mum should've kept the keys safer.

Gave my baby sister a jelly bean cause they're yummy which lead to a choking incident.

When I was quite young I was on a two child swing we had with my sister and she needed to go to the toilet. I would not stop the swing and she jumped off and split her head open and had to go to hospital.

I was pretty dumb in not letting her get off the swing to go to the toilet. I guess jumping off a moving swing is pretty dumb as well.

Recently at a music festival I'd lost my phone and couldn't find my mates so I thought I'd climb a truck to see if I could spot them. There was a table next to the truck and the crowd spotted me and started chanting to jump. I took it as my Shane O'Mac moment and jumped through the table. Cost me a few hundred bucks as well as some cracked ribs. Still probably doesn't go near some of the dumb stuff I did at school and Uni though

Punched on last night and think I broke my ankle.

None of those things would even make my top thousand, you guys must be holding back.

Opened this thread.

-PB