WGMG: First major Nuero attack today in like 2 months... my eye had been a bit painful all day and then BANG! Fucking collapsed on the floor carrying a glass, fell to the ground, broke the glass but worst was that my dog gets really worked, he totally knows something isn't right and so i was trying to stop him from getting near the glass all the while exacerbating my pain, thankfully he didn't get near the broken glass, 3 hours later i can't sleep but pain has dissapated mostly.

WGMG: Buggered elbow from delivering papers is now accompanied by a weak and somewhat buggered shoulder.

And then the customer you are serving at work asks, "Sorry what was that?"
And you proceed to tell them how you need to demolish a porcelain bowl

Don't worry mate the rant bank is near full capacity I just need to kick my toe or something

WGMG: Waiting for Soft News' thread

WGMG:

Talked to my ex today, which I will have to stop doing.

Turns out, this girl that I loved and was with for 9 months didn't really care for me that much and left me for someone else. It's a real kick in the teeth.

Yeah I'm not the first person nor will be the last to experience this, buts it's incredibly gut-wrenching. Especially so considering the fact that I had to put up with so much shit (her very traditionalist father was against me because I'm white) to be with her.

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Wgmg: i need to scratch my head but don't want to put my phone or gingerbread beer down.

Gingerbread beer? :-s

Sounds awful.

Gingerbread stout, absolutely fantastic and great on a shitty rainy night.

Must say, perhaps my tastebuds have changed in the last 6 months or so, but I've really gotten into Dark Beers and stouts since my trip to Europe.

My dad used to be big in home brewing years and years ago so i grew up loving beer but he was never a fan of the darker brews, I've been loving them the past 5 or so years, plus they lend themselves to some great flavors.
The gingerbread has been a fav the past few weeks and been loving moon dog brewerys (melbournes) red skin stout... brewed with real redskins. I've been in a novelty beer mood.

Winter helps for enjoying stouts.

WGMG: Those paranoid fairy-floss c*nts locked both doors again despite being home. Jesus fucking christ I can't stand that overtly paranoid, better safe-than-sorry pussy shit when you live in suburban Newcastle not fucking Iraq or Chicago

Where is the rest of this rant? I need more :lol:

That devondale ad where the chick makes chocolate sauce. First she says it's her recipe, then at the end it's her grandmothers recipe. Shameless theft. Also she cuts the butter with the wrapping on. Who does that?

Well while we're at it the flouncy bouncy girl from the Ford ad. Annoys the hell out of me.

Walk properly woman.

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Edited by toughlove: 4/7/2016 10:12:44 PM

I think she's kinda hot. Her condescending sassyness makes me wanna utilise the boot of one of those Ford Rangers with her in it. Y'know, the way a truck should be utilised. :-"

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She's trying to be all prim and proper as she'd behave around her church group, but with a hint of flirtatiousness. But deep down there's an inner slut who just wants to rip her clothes off and have at with the whole camera/production crew at the same time.

It's also neither hers, nor her Gradmas recipe, it's probably one Devondale just pinched off the internet from a website somebody pinched else pinched the recipe from. So she's a lying whore. These bitches just ain't loyal.

:lol:

Would bang

A lot of tv chefs seem to do that. Most butters have weight/volume increments written on the wrapping so you can cut off the amount that you need for recipes without having to measure it out.

She's got a rockin bod but makeup and the magic of television is a wonderful thing.

Can confirm I do this regularly. Usually those blocks of butter will have increments of 50g labelled out so you just cut from outside the wrapping and it saves you the hassle.

WGMG: having one of those days where my body is in pain from second-day-syndrome from football, and I have a headache, and no matter what I eat/drink & no matter how I sit/stand/walk/etc I'm just not even remotely close to being comfortable.

Would still bang

Yep. Would definitely show how much room the tray in a Ranger has.

WGMG: When you agree to do something stupid, like pull a double shift.

I'd make sure her "territory" is crammed full of "extras"

WGMG: Brother and his girlfriend have got the flu. If either of them pass it onto me, they're dead to me.

Also I'd put the spacious interior of a Ford Ranger to good use with her.

Okay, I'm not funny.