It's not too early to take up a heroin addiction, you know. 

I was never taught what hugs mean.

I was going to say you deserve to be burnt alive but then I saw you are a fan of Archer.

Did not watch a single minute of the Euros.

Also didn't realize the Copa America was on until fhe final was being played.

I'm liking this banter :lol:

:lol:
Yep, that's what I said.
You know me so well and definitely aren't misquoting me out of context .
Thumbs up little fella....you win again!!!!

I once had sex with a lesbian who was curious about straight sex. She was pretty happy afterwards \:d/

>implying that any lesbian is just waiting for a bit of dick

"You're very sweet but you really haven't got a clue"

You're very sweet but you really haven't got a clue

For Lesbians, they were pretty cute. If they'd been the butch ones I'd have thrown up

You may have led a sheltered young adulthood if you imagine both extremes to be representative of the rich tapestry life can provide

Anyways...

I get the feeling that Davide doesn't really know how actual lesbians work.

:lol: the plot thickens

If they were actual lesbians (not porno lesbians) I'd have been hiding as well.

Granted, but I wasn't on good terms with one of those lesbians. I figured by filming it, I'd get a good perv and something to hang over her head if she continues being a bitch to me LOL

I'm just saying had he played his cards right there would have been no good reason to hide

It's pretty shocking at the amount this seems to trigger you every times it happens.

:lol:
Even your lie shows you up as a chicken AND a weasel
Kudos
I guess you are an animal lover afterall

Edited by davide82: 7/7/2016 04:05:30 PM

I hid in a wardrobe and filmed a lesbian foursome at a party.

I needed to get it off my chest, but posting it here was a bad idea.

It was, probably a good idea to delete it though.

Seeing this in the same half hour as I saw your views on Nirvana has me hovering over the mute button aha

Fully sick confession, bro.

What you're actually trying to say is you drank a litre of Vodka. It's OK. It happens. Vodccident. 8-[

:(

I feel ya. Last week I had just bread 3 nights in a row for dinner (well tbf, one night was bread rolls, the other nights were bread. That's what I get for despising pea&ham soup! :lol:

Confession: every time I see this thread, I start singing "confessions" by Usher in my head.

You may never shit again

I just ate a kilo of mashed potatoes for dinner. Nothing else.