Surely this is satire :lol:

I wasn't researching, I was just killing time and read some posts about sprained ankles. Not looking for medical advice, just looking for the sake of looking.

:lol: =d>

WGMG: Bills piling up at the moment, pain having to pay the interest on the place were building plus rent, 2 electricity bills, 2 water bills, car needs a $700 service amongst all the regular bills and the wifes tax return went from around $900 last year to $100 this year without going over a threshold and paying $2k more tax. We did plan and saved accordingly but was still hoping for a bit of relief. Super stressfull and just want to get in the new place and keep busy getting it up and running!

Wgmg: phone and internet providers esp optus. So i ordered a bundle and they send out a modem and yet somehow they tell me i cant get the net. I told them so why send me a modem if i cant get it.

WGMG: I'm literally seething with illogical rage right now. My inner autist is going haywire over the bullshit that I'm currenty experiencing. My fucking internet has yet again deprived me at an incredibly precise time of watching the football that keeps me sane. 

I order pizza for dinner and it arrives at 8, before the Green Gully/gypos game kicks off. The previous half hour was flawless: internet was fine, streaming at full HD and I was looking forward to renewing my ass's relationship with my chair while watching my sporting staple in comfortable peace. As soon as I have my first bite of pizza, timed precisely with O'Donovan kicking off, the internet completely crashes for the first time since Grand Final day when it completely vanished halfway through ADLvWSW. It is now sitting at a glorious speed of 160.4 kbps, barely able to load this page or even the fucking Google logo without seemingly having an electronic aneurysm.

This isn't the first time this has happened. It happened at my old house and it happens here: as soon as the football starts, it crashes. It didn't crash this morning when I was doing uni work, or when I was lurking Facebook, no it crashes at the most important time and regularly does so whatever the location or time.

Sometimes I feel that if God does exist he's a fat, vindictive kid with a long pointy stick prodding me repeatedly saying, "You mad yet? Huh, You mad?" 

FFS

Wouldn't you know the internet and my stream re-appears at the very moment Cockerill is screaming, "BOLAND, BOLAND"

Football conspiracy? You're internet provider doesn't like football. 
I am convinced that my past 2 cars radios hate football, i am convinced that for the 5 minutes a month they talk about football on SEN a month my car radio loses reception and comes back the exact second they start jerking off to Patrick Dangerfield.

WFMB: I can walk again (still limping a bit).

WGMG: I'm retarded.

WGMG: Bought a print online, nothing too expensive but something i knew that would fit a cheapo frame from kmart. I get it and the measurements are off and the print is wide enough but about 2cm short at both the top and bottom. So frustrating! Would be better if it was way off.

Blame the Asian flatmate(s)

Your words. Not ours. 

Managed to trip myself up on my bad leg with my own crutches, and now my ankle and shin is throbbing again.

Truly retarded.

You should have suggested it on Reddit. 

WGMG: The new format of this forum doesn't allow me to quote anyone on a mobile device

WGMG: The new format doesn't have a like or rep system

WGMG: The new format doesn't allow you to mention anyone as a notification

WGMG: The new format doesn't allow you to go to the last page of a thread on the mobile version

WGMG: The new format

WGMG: When things could be done so much better but they're not

Man that sucks. Hope everything goes well. 

We will be right. Hate those people who buy houses and complain they can't afford anything.  
Its just that initial start up and the fact we had to pay out a few more grand for our building companys sale rep who we completely incompetent. 
Once were settled in we will be good. We do alright on practically a single wage. Just want to get it all done with.

I sprained my ankle at uni during Stoneweek and since I'm short as hell, any crutches we found were way too big for me to use. Lucky someone had bought a wheelchair from Vinnies like a month earlier to use for part of an old man costume and still had it. Saved my life it did, and everyone took turns pushing me because they thought it was fun. We went around pushing myself into people who were dancing on the lawns, watched them turn around with the shots, and then saw me in the wheelchair and we're mortified at themselves for being angry. Except for one chick the kicked the chair over. What a bitch


But seriously. Wheelchair Salmon. Should done it. Sympathy points from the girls. Unless they kick you over. What bitches.

Haven't been into school at all this week. Literally every path on the school is a slope and I'd trip my stupid arse up on crutches, assuming someone doesn't kick them out from underneath me first.

It's about 70% better, so on Monday I'll try and go in with crutches and see if I get some sympathy from the grills.

Grill

You wanna see my what?

WGMG: Had to replace my smoke alarm battery, it was beeping intermittently. So i replaced it. It's still beeping. Going to have to hit it with a cricket bat and get a new one....

Me complaining again...

WGMG: Fucking electrician finished off everything in the new house. We are mounting our tv on the wall so got it set up for all our cords to run inside the wall but the electrician insisted that the power point should be keep at ground level rather than behind the tv. 
We've been told you cannot run power through the wall as it would void any insurance not to mention if we wanted to do that the plate that's been fitting would not fit the plug through and the cord doesnt come off at the tv end. So now have to get the filthy bastard to come in and put a point behind the tv which is annoying cause we wanted the point there in the first place!

WGMG: Sleeping habits are fucked again. 

Only got a few hours sleep last night. Had a couple hours nap in the afternoon. Couldn't sleep at all last night. I'm going to be wrecked at work today. :lol: 

Looks like a diet of strong coffee, and Red Bull for today. On the bright side, I should sleep like a log tonight, and be ready refreshed for a big day in the 'Gong tomorrow. 

WGMG: Census, only just got our letter today, otherwise I wouldve done it earlier, got it all completed but it wouldn't submit, so try to save it and submit later but it wont. So have to do all that bullshit again another day.
Then I see online that no one can even get onto the site, what a heap of shit, you would think if they were going to scare 24 million people into thinking they HAD to do it tonight they would at least test it thoroughly.

Apparently they had cyber attacks so had to shut it down. Not sure why people would attack it though (other than to piss off users) as the information is made public anyway.

I am calling BS ... they just didn't plan it to handle that volume of users (which is quite poor by them). Even if they were attacked, surely they had accounted for this to happen (surely banks, CIA, FBI, Police etc. etc. are attacked numerous times daily ... yet they manage to operate still).

WGMG: first stages of manflu is evident. Sore throat, tummy sickness and head diziness. I fully expect my body to shut down within 48 hours, miss out on a pretty busy time at work, and cop a tonne of criticism from the mrs about "how much manflu is overplayed". Would rather avoid it altogether. 

A minute silence will be honoured in your memory for there are many who have recently feel your pain.

Not making light of your situation but proper 'flu' is a fucking nightmare.

I had it about 7 or 8 years ago.  I weigh 84kgs and I'm 188cm.  I was pretty fit at the time and I lost 6 kgs and was sick for 4 weeks solid.  (By the end I looked like a concentration camp victim.)  Admitted to hospital twice only to be told it's viral and nothing could be done and was sent home.  During the time that flu did the rounds that year about 4 blokes aged 30-40 years died.

People were coughing so much they were breaking their ribs.  I was coughing so much I thought my sternum was going to come out of my chest and my ribs and back ached non-stop.  I couldn't walk to the mailbox without a rest halfway I was so out of breath.  

Literally spent 4 weeks on the couch and in bed being barely able to move and waiting in agony for night to roll around so I could go to bed and get some sleep and stop coughing and gasping for air.

Ever since then I get the flu jab every year and so should everyone no matter how young you are.  

The actual flu is a nightmare.  No wonder its killed millions in the past.  (And continues to do so.)

I have no doubt that if I live long enough and hit my 60's or 70's and get that again it will finish me off.