Can i just quit now?

Islam Slimani to the rescue.

is there  an updated teams list that include the new signings?

JLM	0	Deeney (4.5)	Ighalo (3.5)	Sanchez (12)	N/A	N/A
Icyrx8	0	Cech (5.5)	De Gea (7)	Lloris (5.5)	Sigurdsson (2)	N/A
Drunken_Fish	0	Aguero (13)	Batshuayi (1)	Benteke (4)	Tore (1)	Heaton (1)
Imno	1	Payet (4)	Sturridge (7.5)	Negredo (3.5)	Karius (4)	Antonio (1)
99Probs	0	Ibrahimovic (10.5)	Defoe (4.5)	Berahino (2)	Cazorla (1)	Mirallas (2)
InalaBrah	0	Origi (2.5)	Hazard (9.5)	Mkhitaryan (3.5)	Iheanacho (2.5)	Sane (2)
Vaughn	0	Costa (8.5)	Lamela (2)	Butland (4)	Adrian (3)	Foster (2.5)
RB	1	Kane (13.5)	Ayew (2.5)	Gray (1.5)	Pogba (1)	Borja Baston (1.5)
Jewy	0	Lukaku (6.5)	Sterling (3)	Mane (4)	Eriksen (4)	Stekelenburg (2.5)
Milan_7	0	Courtois (6.5)	Wilson (2)	Martial (5.5)	Firmino (3)	Boufal (3)
Scotty	1.5	Vardy (11.5)	Yaya Toure (1)	Arnautovic (1.5)	Schmeichel (3)	Wilshere (1.5)
Redkat	2.5	Ozil (7)	Musa (1.5)	Nolito (7)	Remy (1)	Gomes (1)
AUFC_Ole	1	Long (3.5)	Mahrez (9)	Feghouli (1.5)	Rashford (1)	Zaza (4)
Mcjules	0	Rondon (3.5)	De Bruyne (7.5)	Niasse (1)	Llorente (2.5)	Bony (5.5)
BETHFC	6	Gundogan (2)	Janssen (1)	Coutinho (5)	Alli (5)	Son (1)
Zim	0	Giroud (7)	Afobe (1)	Forster (4)	Austin (1)	Slimani (7)
BrisbaneBhoy	5	Ramsey (2)	Tadic (3)	Fabregas (3)	Baines (3)	Capoue (4)
PV4	0	Bravo (7)	Rooney (7.5)	Fabianski (1.5)	Walcott (1.5)	Mignolet (2.5)
Azza	2	Wijnaldum (4)	Shaqiri (2)	Willian (2)	Barkley (2)	Perez (8)
Draupnir	10	Silva (4)	Pedro (4)	Kompany (1)	Xhaka (1)

Awkward moment when I did not realise that Boufal is expected to not return until October. Was deciding between Boufal, Snodgrass and Chadli... This is going well so far.

ROUND FIVE	BETHFC V Redkat	1-0	Gundogan	Alli	Ozil
ROUND FIVE	aufc_ole V Milan	1-0	Mahrez	Mahrez	Boufal
ROUND FIVE	99Problems V Imnofreak	0-3	Payet x2, Antonio	Carzola	Payet
ROUND FIVE	BrisbaneBhoy V JLM	0-2	Sanchez x2	Capoue	Sanchez
ROUND FIVE	R_B V Scotty	0-2	Vardy, Schmeichel	Kane	Vardy
ROUND FIVE	Icy V Inala_Brah	0-1	Iheanacho	Sigurdsson	Hazard
ROUND FIVE	Drunken_Fish V Mcjules	0-3	De Bruyne x2, Rondon	Benteke	De Bruyne
ROUND FIVE	Vaughn V PV4	1-2	Costa, Walcott, Bravo	Costa	Rooney
ROUND FIVE	Jewy V Zimbos	2-2	Lukaku, Sterling, Slimani x2	Eriksen	Austin
ROUND FIVE	Draupnir V Azza	1-0	Xhaxa		Willian

The buy of the season so far is De Bruyne, only 7.5 million for a player with 6 points. Payet is not far behind with 4 points for 4 millions and with Imno having Antonio as well he is getting double benefit for Payet's goal creativity. Costa with 5 goals is also producing well, simlarly Lukaku. Sterling with 3 goals from a price of 3 million is looking to be a bargain.

Yea Ron-Robert Zieler played last night no Kasper. 

My bad, will fix up now.

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENEY

Shit far out. Was so keen for that cleansheet point then Rashford had to score. 

Round 5 Results.

BETHFC V Redkat	2-0	Gundogan, Alli
aufc_ole V Milan	2-0	Mahrez, Rashford
99Problems V Imnofreak	0-3	Payet x2, Antonio
BrisbaneBhoy V JLM	1-3	Capoue, Sanchez x2, Deeney
R_B V Scotty	1-2	Kane, Vardy, Arnautovic
Icy V Inala_Brah	1-1	Lloris, Iheanacho
Drunken_Fish V Mcjules	0-3	De Bruyne x2, Rondon
Vaughn V PV4	1-2	Costa, Walcott, Bravo
Jewy V Zimbos	2-4	Lukaku, Sterling, Slimani x2, Austin, Forster
Draupnir V Azza	1-0	Xhaxa

Standings

Place	Team Name	Wins	Draws	Losses	GF	GA	GD	Pts
1	Mcjules	5			8	1	7	15
2	PV4	4		1	7	1	6	12
3	InalaBrah	3	2		5	2	3	11
4	99Probs	3	1	1	8	6	2	10
5	JLM	3	1	1	8	6	2	10
6	Icyrx8	2	2	1	6	5	1	8
7	Imno	2	1	2	8	3	5	7
8	RB	2	1	2	4	3	1	7
9	AUFC_Ole	2	1	2	4	6	-2	7
10	Scotty	2		3	5	6	-1	6
11	Milan_7	2		3	6	9	-3	6
12	Jewy	1	2	2	12	8	4	5
13	BETHFC	1	2	2	5	5	0	5
14	Vaughn	1	2	2	7	8	-1	5
15	Redkat	1	2	2	3	5	-2	5
16	BrisbaneBhoy	1	2	2	3	6	-3	5
17	Drunken_Fish	1	1	3	6	7	-1	4
18	Draupnir	1	1	3	1	4	-3	4
19	Zim	1	1	3	4	9	-5	4
20	Azza		2	3	3	12	-9	2

Top Individual Player Scores

Kevin De Bruyne	2	4	0	6
Deigo Costa	5	0	0	5
Alexis Sanchez	3	2	0	5
Zlatan Ibrahamovic	4	0	0	4
Romelu Lukaku	4	0	0	4
Dimitry Payet	0	4	0	4
Eden Hazard	2	1	0	3
Sergio Aguero	3	0	0	3
Wayne Rooney	1	2	0	3
James Vardy	2	1	0	3
Michael Antonio	3	0	0	3
Raheem Sterling	3	0	0	3
Etienne Capoue	2	1	0	3
Harry Kane	2	1	0	3

As always please advise of any errors

First wins for Zimbo and Draupnir but mcjules continued his winning ways to be three points clear on top. De Bruyne was again his star performer and while De Bruyne keeps getting goals and assists he is going to be hard to beat. Pv4 has emerged from the chasing pack to be second after his first loss in the last round. 

Pwoah Marco with a junk time consolation goal for stoke to win me the game.

I'm just glad I have signed someone who has earned me some points.

After a slow start, 4-0 and 3-0 wins in last two weeks (with all points from Payet/Antonio combination) has rocketed me up. 

Literally, all 7 pts I've scored last 2 weeks have come from Payet assists and Antonio goals :lol: 

Yup we're getting stuffed at the moment. Ozil not getting assists, Nolito not scoring, Gomez not keeping clean sheets, Musa not starting, Remy still injured. 

Things will turn around but no points for the last 2 rounds is a bit grim for us. 

Rashford <33
Knew Mahrez would come good this week. Reckon he'll be carrying the team this season

#TeamAguero would like to change it's captain for the upcoming round to Sir Theo Walcott. 

I am changing my captain to Aguero

Martial is el capitano.

He is injured, will not play against Leicester. 

#teamtherealaguero?

Barkley captain for me.

I don't even know why I'm bothering :D

I think you just made it before the round started and given you are playing me and I don't care about it I have put the change in. However it would be better if people try and get their changes in a bit earlier.

Mid round update

ROUND SIX	JLM V BETHFC	2-3	Sanchez x2, Coutinho, Son x2
ROUND SIX	Inala_Brah V 99Problems	0-2	Defoe x2
ROUND SIX	Scotty V Jewy	0-2	Mane, Sterling
ROUND SIX	Redkat V BrisbaneBhoy	1-0	Ozil
ROUND SIX	Zimbos V R_B	0-1	Pogba
ROUND SIX	Imnofreak V Vaughn	0-0
ROUND SIX	Milan V Draupnir	0-0
ROUND SIX	PV4 V aufc_ole	1-1	Walcott, Rashford
ROUND SIX	Mcjules V Icy	4-2	Rondon, Llorente, De Bruyne x2, Sigurdsson, Cech
ROUND SIX	Azza V Drunken_Fish	0-3	Benteke, Aguero x2

It seems ManchesterCityjules is running away with this driven by De Bruyne's captaincy. 

Our first point in a few weeks!

#prayForKDB hopefully a rest against Celtic and he'll be right as rain for next Sunday but I'm not optimistic.

Frankly I'm surprised with where I am, my squad isn't that good and while I expected KDB to have a good season under Pep I didn't expect it to happen so soon. Still think I'm headed for at best mid-table mediocrity, especially because I can't offload Niasse :laugh:

Proud of stand-in captain Sir Theo for putting in an enormous shift.