I'm more stressed with the house due to the fact we have been made promises in writing which haven't been fulfilled which has cost us money and essentially being kicked out of our current house. My wife took the day off work today for our final walthrough for the builder to not even bother showing up. Not the first time. 

-PB

WGMG: Packing. Its not so much the packing but the stuff that i don't want to take with me but i can't seem to palm it off. ie: enormous computer desk that is too good to trash but no one online or that i know wants to take it... among tons of other stuff plus all the rubbish the wife accumulates.

Try buy swap and sell on facey ir try gumtree. 
Wgmg : noticing  my boss has nfi 

Yeah id had it up for a few weeks on a few fb pages but no go which was a shame as i have had good experiences with them but nobody needs these home office style desks anymore, pretty sure it was bought for around $1,200 about 6 years ago and really only got usage out of it in the past 12 months. 
I bit the bullet pulled it apart and transferred it to the in-laws to go in a skip, none of the charity places would take it either.  Really disappointing as it was my wife's grandfathers and it was just far too big for the new place.

Sadly a solid timber desk isnt needed anymore due to the fact they are damn heavy to move . Reason why so many flst packs are made from chipboard. Hell one of my aunties has a solid timber tv unit and it took 4 of us to move it 
Wgmg: need new work boots  but hwve to wait til next  week due to monthly pay

WGMG: trusting and relying on someone (senior) at work, them not coming through and not being able to show "on emails" that the responsibility rested with them. I'm fucked.

Have to wait til January  for that. My boots are falling  apart

WGMG: Not sure if it GMG or FMB but there's a 16/17 year old who goes to the same gym as me but is literally constantly flanked by his mother. And she looks like the archetypal professional mother type - black suit pants, handbag perpetually over the shoulder, big fancy phone in her hand, has the expression that cat shit is forever stuck right under nose, probably named Carol or Joy, catholic school graduate type.

Only caught a smidgeon of a convo between them but it spoke for itself. Kid said something inaudible and she in the smuggest tone possible asked twice, "Why?". As he put his exercise mat on the ground she poked it around with her foot so it matched perfectly parallel with the line in the floor, he then said something about muck-up day to which she descended from the heavens and pronounced, "Well I don't think that's necessary". Thanks Carol, get ya cape on Boudica.

Had the same expression as my nan. Like a cats arse

WAGMG: When Total War constantly crashes. *Sad Face* I was on the verge of European domination with the Franks but alas no more    

WGMG: May have re-sprained a ligament in my ankle just from kicking a ball. I have achieved Kewell status.

Kewell played pro football. You've injured yourself playing at lunchtime.

Welcome to my life, every single day.

I swear I'm just about done with talking to people in person or on the phone, just so there's some tracability to some absolute subhumans in the workforce.

Yup.

Always have it in emails, always have delivery and read receipts.

-PB

Damn straight.  
During the building of my house and communications with the old landlord i did everything via email so i had a paper trail. Saved me $3k on a fuck with the builders on the driveway and when the old landlord tried to sting me for carpet cleaning after a move out and insisting it was standard practice i had written proof that she acknowledged it hadn't been done when we moved into the premises, it was only an issue because it was her family moving in now. 

WGMG: Loving the new house, doesnt feel like home yet though. I feel like I'm on a really awkward holiday.  But i hate have having a mud pit for a backyard and having the bath the dog every fucking time he goes outside... and of course it rains every day now... plus the mozzies are huge and there are thousands of them due to the farmland and stagnant water around.

WGMG:

Absent mindlessly go on to facebook/fox news/twitter in the morn.
Ruin the score of the game I taped.

I have done this so many times this year. I am usually good at avoiding spoilers....

You still use VHS? 

WGMG: The fucking swans. 
best team in the comp but can't finish the season. 

Betamax

Spot on. Hell im just a chippy yet all of us at work have work emails and we get told read the damn thing and send any feedback . We also get notifications  from hr saying we didnt read our emails so read the damn  things 😀😁
Wgmg: nbn update is now december 2018 😀😁 yay been pushed back from october 2015

WGMG: Is it a female expectation that men have supersonic hearing. Mrs Scotty expects me to hear her from the other end of the house and then says I don't listen when I don't hear. #realtionshipgoals

WGMG: When you feel like you're being (or just simply are) a cockhead but you're not sure because you don't know if it's you or the others around you just being c*nts. 

Help me out fellas, and possibly transvestites, is it me who is at fault? *Skinner conundrum*

 

E.g. There's a chick whose friends with my friends. Note that she ain't my friend, in any sense. Met her early 2015. Ever since she has sprouted with ever increasing precision and quantity into nearly every fucking sesh I've been witness to. Never said hello or engaged in plebeian small talk apart from that first encounter. I haven't been rude or unbecoming in any way I know. Friends of mine recently moved into in a share house which has quickly turned into a self-aware pingas wardrobe. She is there every time. Perpetually rude af, never makes any conversation at all, just sits in the corner. I know I am particularly introverted and cannot act like I'm interested in social gigs unless I'm jolted into an alcoholic or electrical blur but bitch come off it. Been talking shit to all my friends about me (added caveat: her friend who also hates me for some reason is dating another friend of mine). Now all of them, including her, are addicted to uppers, Trump, how much likes they get, conveniently black or heavy metal music and SHIT BEER (looking at you, VB). Every social situation for the past 6 months has been hellishly but hilariously similar: Everyone cooked in a room talking shit, sizing each other up, locked in some stupid dick-fear battle over how much drugs one can do, or to quote a poor offender, "To keep the munt train rolling". I'm all for activities but when you've got work at 6am, with shit everywhere, and with only pupils and white clouds inhabiting your eyes you've got a problem. But I can't say that! I've known these people for over 10 years, it takes me ages to really befriend someone but they've all fucking morphed into walking sex organs. Too much unwise hedonism in today's society, it leads to dirty kitchens and situations with loud talking monkeys, wouldn't happen if we all had Christ.

Or I'm a hyper judgemental, possibly autistic, socially awkward introvert who just needs to shelve a few 

WGMG: My body is continuing to fall apart. If it's not the neuralgia... the dodgy knee... it's now a cold... join that with spraining my back... yes... you heard right... but most uncomfortably... a big giant fucking hemorroid.
I have half a face that works. One knee. Glands on one side of my throat are swollen, i can't move... and my arse fucking hurts.
Fuck this. 

WGMG: Thanks to stuff ups with opticomm and only getting tv on Monday and now foxtel can't connect us til October 25th i miss out on the opening few weeks of the a-league plus the socceroos. Plus after locking away our seats for the derby the wife tells me we have a friend's 30th... if it were anyone else i could blow it off. Not happy. 

I am from the VHS generation so when I DVR something I still say taped.

Did you know phones used to have a cord attaching them from the handset to the receiver!!!!

I will wait while your minds blow

I get in trouble on the daily for "my bad hearing", and the mrs refuses to take into account context when I explain to her the exact going-ons when she tried to tell me something that I couldn't hear. A couple of weeks ago I was mowing the lawn, with headphones blaring, and from inside the house she said at a reasonable volume (I'm talking not a shout, but a volume she'd use to talk to someone sitting directly outside) "lunch is ready" and obviously I didn't hear it because I wasn't directly outside, I was 5metres-as-the-crow-flies-yet-around-the-corner-of-the-house away from her with said mower churning & headphones blaring. Sometimes I'm confident that one day I'll be in a completely different postcode to her, she'll whisper into a pillow, and I'll get in trouble for not hearing it. 

#Makeautismgreatagain

I'm particularly introverted too and if people stop talking to me i'm actually happy they stopped.  Your situation is different to what i've experienced

Those "parties" sound shithouse. You're not autistic.

WGMG: missing all the football due to not having foxtel or internet connected yet and shitty phone reception. 

Also if anyone has any info on fibre internet providers (through opticomm) that would be greatly appreciated, so crazy expensive and we don't use it much.