Make Gabbiadini captain please. 

Shall do, Ozil has dicked you hard man. What a fraud.

He seemed like such a bargain at the time :(

i'll trade you for origi

Check Imno vs me scores again :(

Niasse is giving evidence that he'd have been an excellent purchase for $1m if Koeman had actually picked him!!!! :laugh:

ROUND TWENTY-EIGHT	JLM V R_B	0-1	Ayew	Sanchez	Gray
ROUND TWENTY-EIGHT	Inala_Brah V Azza	0-3	Barkley (x2), Wijnaldum	Hazard	Barkley
ROUND TWENTY-EIGHT	Scotty V Redkat	0-0		Jesus	Ozil
ROUND TWENTY-EIGHT	BETHFC V Jewy	0-4	King (x3), Lukaku	Alli	Eriksen
ROUND TWENTY-EIGHT	aufc_ole V Vaughn	0-0		Mahrez	Costa
ROUND TWENTY-EIGHT	99Problems V Draupnir	1-0	Mirallas	Ibrahimovic
ROUND TWENTY-EIGHT	BrisbaneBhoy V Mcjules	0-2	Niasse (x2)	Phillips	Snodgrass
ROUND TWENTY-EIGHT	Icy V Milan	1-0	Sigurdsson	Sigurdsson	Firmino
ROUND TWENTY-EIGHT	Imnofreak V PV4	1-0	Antonio		Walcott
ROUND TWENTY-EIGHT	Drunken_Fish V Zimbos	0-0		Aguero	Giroud

Place	Team Name	Wins	Draws	Losses	GF	GA	GD	Pts
1	Jewy	19	3	6	62	23	39	60
2	JLM	15	6	7	37	26	11	51
3	Icyrx8	14	8	6	45	32	13	50
4	Milan_7	15	5	8	39	31	8	50
5	99Probs	13	9	6	39	30	9	48
6	Vaughn	13	7	8	30	21	9	46
7	InalaBrah	13	5	10	33	30	3	44
8	Mcjules	12	6	10	39	31	8	42
9	RB	12	6	10	37	32	5	42
10	Imno	10	9	9	29	27	2	39
11	BETHFC	10	9	9	34	37	-3	39
12	PV4	10	8	10	27	25	2	38
13	Zim	11	4	13	34	38	-4	37
14	Redkat	7	10	11	24	31	-7	31
15	Scotty	7	8	13	24	34	-10	29
16	Drunken_Fish	7	6	15	32	37	-5	27
17	AUFC_Ole	5	12	11	16	28	-12	27
18	Azza	5	9	14	26	54	-28	24
19	BrisbaneBhoy	6	5	17	13	30	-17	23
20	Draupnir	4	10	14	10	33	-23	22

ROUND TWENTY-NINE	Inala_Brah V Mcjules	0-0		Hazard	Snodgrass
ROUND TWENTY-NINE	aufc_ole V Jewy	1-3	Mahrez, Lukaku (x2), Eriksen	Mahrez	Eriksen
ROUND TWENTY-NINE	99Problems V BrisbaneBhoy	0-0		Ibrahimovic	Phillips
ROUND TWENTY-NINE	Icy V Redkat	0-0		Sigurdsson	Gabbiadini
ROUND TWENTY-NINE	Imnofreak V Zimbos	0-1	Afobe		Giroud
ROUND TWENTY-NINE	Milan V BETHFC	1-1	Firmino, Alli	Firmino	Alli
ROUND TWENTY-NINE	PV4 V Scotty	0-1	Vardy	Walcott	Jesus
ROUND TWENTY-NINE	Vaughn V Drunken_Fish	0-3	Heaton, Aguero, Milner	Costa	Aguero
ROUND TWENTY-NINE	Draupnir V JLM	0-1	Sanchez		Sanchez
ROUND TWENTY-NINE	Azza V R_B	1-1	Willian, Ayew	Barkley	Gray

1	Jewy	20	3	6	65	24	41	63
2	JLM	16	6	7	38	26	12	54
3	Icyrx8	14	9	6	45	32	13	51
4	Milan_7	15	6	8	40	32	8	51
5	99Probs	13	10	6	39	30	9	49
6	Vaughn	13	7	9	30	24	6	46
7	InalaBrah	13	6	10	33	30	3	45
8	Mcjules	12	7	10	39	31	8	43
9	RB	12	7	10	38	33	5	43
11	BETHFC	10	10	9	35	38	-3	40
13	Zim	12	4	13	35	38	-3	40
10	Imno	10	9	10	29	28	1	39
12	PV4	10	8	11	27	26	1	38
14	Redkat	7	11	11	24	31	-7	32
15	Scotty	8	8	13	25	34	-9	32
16	Drunken_Fish	8	6	15	35	37	-2	30
17	AUFC_Ole	5	12	12	17	31	-14	27
18	Azza	5	10	14	27	55	-28	25
19	BrisbaneBhoy	6	6	17	13	30	-17	24
20	Draupnir	4	10	15	10	34	-24	22

Only thing more certain in life than Chelsea winning the league this year is Jewy winning FEPL.

Of course, forgetting to switch my captain back cost me :laugh: 

We're still looking comfortably above the drop zone and thats good enough for me.

Has Harry Rednapp taken over Azzas team. They could pull off a huge escape. 

sane for captain please until the mighty hazard returns from injury...

win streak pre transfer period pushes me into 2nd or 3rd then ive won almost nothing since.  origi is a fail. inheanacho is a fail. mkhitiryan is under morinho who is a special fail.   cant believe i flipped a coin on mane vs origi at the start of the campaign and went for origi. 

pretty much every game i have won has been on the back of hazard.

Out of my team I would say

Courtois - Huge success
Firmino - Very good especially since I got him for 3m
Wilson - Probably hit about par, should be doing a bit better
Martial - Very disappointing 
Mata - Poor, especially seeing I was deciding between him and Caballero
Boufal - Complete flop

Surprised how well I am doing considering I have had a few not pulling their weight.

If you think yours is bad:

Ozil - FRAUD
Musa - Who?
Nolito- Who?
Gomes- FLOP
Gabbiadini- STAR but injured

Guess ive got to change captain back to the Fraud.  

EDIT: Forgot one
Remy- so anonymous I even forgot I had him.

sane!  origi!  get in there.

ROUND THIRTY	JLM V Icy	0-2	Lloris, De Gea	Sanchez	Sigurdsson
ROUND THIRTY	Scotty V Vaughn	2-1	Vardy, Schmeichel, Foster	Jesus	Costa
ROUND THIRTY	BETHFC V aufc_ole	3-0	Coutinho, Son, Alli	Alli	Mahrez
ROUND THIRTY	BrisbaneBhoy V Azza	1-0	Fabregas	Phillips	Barkley
ROUND THIRTY	R_B V Milan	0-1	Firmino	Gray	Firmino
ROUND THIRTY	Redkat V 99Problems	1-1	Gomes, Carroll	Gabbiadini	Ibrahimovic
ROUND THIRTY	Zimbos V Draupnir	1-0	Forster	Giroud
ROUND THIRTY	Drunken_Fish V Inala_Brah	2-2	Aguero. Benteke, Origi, Sane	Aguero	Sane
ROUND THIRTY	Mcjules V Imnofreak	0-0		Snodgrass
ROUND THIRTY	Jewy V PV4	1-2	Mane, Fabianski, Walcott	Eriksen	Walcott

Update from the weekend's games

Place	Team Name	Wins	Draws	Losses	GF	GA	GD	Pts
1	Jewy	20	3	7	66	26	40	63
2	JLM	16	8	8	38	28	10	56
3	Icyrx8	15	9	6	47	32	15	54
4	Milan_7	16	6	8	41	32	9	54
5	99Probs	13	11	6	40	31	9	50
6	Vaughn	13	7	10	31	26	5	46
7	InalaBrah	13	7	10	35	32	3	46
8	Mcjules	12	8	10	39	31	8	44
9	RB	12	7	11	38	34	4	43
10	BETHFC	11	10	9	38	38	0	43
11	Zim	13	4	13	36	38	-2	43
12	PV4	11	8	11	29	27	2	41
13	Imno	10	10	10	29	28	1	40
14	Scotty	9	8	13	27	35	-8	35
15	Redkat	7	12	11	25	32	-7	33
16	Drunken_Fish	8	7	15	37	39	-2	31
17	BrisbaneBhoy	7	6	17	14	30	-16	27
18	AUFC_Ole	5	12	13	17	34	-17	27
19	Azza	5	10	15	27	56	-29	25
20	Draupnir	4	10	16	10	35	-25	22

killing  it this week.  origi, niaaaang and a double for hazard...

put hazard back on the captaincy for next week please.

We're officially draw kings!

Chcuk the armband back to that fruad Ozil please. 

Josh king and Eriksen giving me the 3-1 win!

Keep forgetting to do this.... KDB to be my captain again please :)

didnt get off the bench.  he is becoming second fiddle to silva this season.  

Yep and of course, after doing nothing for the past month, my previous captain got an assist :laugh:

Alli and Son killing it for me :D

mkhitaryan!  hazard!

man u are twice the team with mkhitaryan on the pitch.  jose is a terrible boss.  man u need to sack him and bring in someone relevant.

Late updates, will have 32 and 33 up over the weekend. Been very very busy!

ROUND THIRTY-ONE	JLM V Azza	1-0	Deeney	Sanchez	Barkley
ROUND THIRTY-ONE	Scotty V Milan	2-1	Vardy, Schmeichel, Firmino	Jesus	Firmino
ROUND THIRTY-ONE	BrisbaneBhoy V Imnofreak	0-1	Negredo	Phillips
ROUND THIRTY-ONE	R_B V PV4	0-1	Walcott	Gray	Walcott
ROUND THIRTY-ONE	Mcjules V Vaughn	1-0	Niasse	De Bruyne	Costa
ROUND THIRTY-ONE	Jewy V Draupnir	3-0	Eriksen (x2), King	Eriksen
ROUND THIRTY-ONE	Zimbos V 99Problems	3-1	Giroud, Slimani, Afobe, Ibrahimovic	Giroud	Ibrahimovic
ROUND THIRTY-ONE	BETHFC V Icy	4-0	Alli (x2), Son, Coutinho	Alli	Sigurdsson
ROUND THIRTY-ONE	Drunken_Fish V aufc_ole	3-0	Heaton, Benteke, Aguero	Aguero	Mahrez
ROUND THIRTY-ONE	Redkat V Inala_Brah	3-4	Ozil (x2), Gomes, Niang, Hazard (x2), Origi	Ozil	Hazard

Table after Round 31

Place	Team Name	Wins	Draws	Losses	GF	GA	GD	Pts
1	Jewy	21	3	7	69	26	43	66
2	JLM	17	8	8	39	28	11	59
3	Icyrx8	15	9	7	47	36	11	54
4	Milan_7	16	6	9	42	34	8	54
5	99Probs	13	11	7	41	34	7	50
6	InalaBrah	14	7	10	39	35	4	49
7	Mcjules	13	8	10	40	31	9	47
8	BETHFC	12	10	9	42	38	4	46
9	Vaughn	13	7	11	31	27	4	46
10	Zim	14	4	13	39	39	0	46
11	PV4	12	8	11	30	27	3	44
12	RB	12	7	12	38	35	3	43
13	Imno	11	10	10	30	28	2	43
14	Scotty	10	8	13	29	36	-7	38
15	Drunken_Fish	9	7	15	40	39	1	34
16	Redkat	7	12	12	28	36	-8	33
17	BrisbaneBhoy	7	6	18	14	31	-17	27
18	AUFC_Ole	5	12	14	17	37	-20	27
19	Azza	5	10	15	27	56	-29	25
20	Draupnir	4	10	17	10	38	-28	22