If South were to join the A league this is what South think would happen
- sign Torosidis as marquee
- sell 20,000 memberships inside first hour, galvanising the whole Melbourne public
- first home game sells out
- second home relocated to MCG due to unprecedented demand, 98,000 tickets sold
- south attract record away attendances, selling out all away games
- south win the A league, over 200,000 memberships sold and 5 million facebook likes
- donald trump tweets his support for smfc, bringing global recognition to the club
- Real Madrid signs an exclusive partnership agreement with south, promising to develop players to one day represent the south senior team
What will happen
- first game attracts 5,000
- fight breaks out among rival supporters amid allegations of racial slurs
- police call off games due to flair incidents and melees
- FFA condemn south, south accuse FFA of racism and hating greeks
- South take FFA to high court arguing right to change club name to Hellas
- Greek government buys stake in south, with Tsipras declared its new president
- by the end of season attendances drop to 1,500, mostly media
- club goes bankrupt due to unpaid debts, proceeds to blame FFA, Australian government and racism