Kane is your captain unless I have missed something. The maximum you get is 7 goals because even if Mahrez is captain then you don't get to count Kane's assist.

Ah, I have misunderstood the rules. I wasn't sure what the captain ruling meant and couldn't find a post that specifically dealt on the front page or embedded in a post the mass of pages afterwards. I assumed all players had assists count and a captain scoring more points than the opposition split drawn outcomes, in an away goal like manner.

I find it extraordinary that zimbos has only conceded 3 goals in total so far from 9 matches and finds himself in 15th haha.

#TeamAgueronoRamseysclub is delighted with the example our captain led by in the recent gameweek. There were well-broadcasted concerns with the player, which led to him being pushed to the reserves for a few weeks, but he has well & truly overcome this and is now back to leading this team. We are also thrilled to welcome back our Titular Talisman, after agent jerklm clearly orchestrated his best Lady Di impression on our important man. And now which has become nearly standard practice, we are again delighted to have achieved more points than jerklm this week. 

Okay. Do you want Mahrez to be your captain, it can be changed any time?

Sorry Milan but this could be my last post in this thread. Someone ruined it.

what happened??

Lol didnt this happen last year?

#TeamAguero requests an update. Bantz & shitposting will be delayed until at least 2 results are known. 

Update tomorrow, working ridiculous hours this week and got a tonne of Uni work but my last thing will be submitted tomorrow. Sorry for the delay.

ROUND TEN	Chillbilly v Jewy	0-3	Martial, De Gea, Firmino	Kane	Firmino
ROUND TEN	RB v JLM	1-1	Chicarito, Butland	Sigurdsson	Mkhitaryan
ROUND TEN	Redkat v Icy	2-0	Morata, Courtois	Morata	De Bruyne
ROUND TEN	BYE FC v Mcjules	0-0		Ritchie	Fabregas
ROUND TEN	BYEsbane Roar v BYErn M.	1-0	Murray	Oxlade-Chamberlain	Okazaki
ROUND TEN	Inala Brah v 99 Problems	2-2	Hazard, Sterling, Sane (x2)	Eriksen	Sane
ROUND TEN	City Sam v Zimbos	1-0	Vardy	Mooy	Mounie
ROUND TEN	Aufc ole v Milan	1-1	Sturridge, Mignolet	David Silva	Sanchez
ROUND TEN	BYEcelona v BYEzil	1-0	Fernandinho	Diouf	Xhaka
ROUND TEN	BYEstal Palace v pv4	0-1	Ramsey	Tadic	Ramsey

1	Jewy	7	1	2	20	6	14	22
2	JLM	5	5	0	11	6	5	20
3	pv4	5	4	1	21	8	13	19
4	Redkat	5	4	1	17	10	7	19
5	InalaBrah	5	3	2	16	5	11	18
6	AUFC_Ole	5	3	1	11	7	4	18
7	99Probs	5	2	3	19	11	8	17
8	Icy	5	2	3	14	9	5	17
9	Chillbilly	4	3	3	16	13	3	15
10	Mcjules	4	3	3	11	10	1	15
11	City Sam	4	1	5	17	14	3	13
12	BYEcelona	4	1	5	8	19	-11	13
13	RB	3	2	5	9	14	-5	11
14	BYEstal Palace	3	2	5	4	9	-5	11
15	BYE FC	1	6	3	2	7	-5	9
16	BYEsbane Roar	2	3	5	6	16	-10	9
17	Zimbos	1	5	4	2	4	-2	8
18	BYErn Munich	1	5	4	5	11	-6	8
19	Milan_7	1	2	7	8	19	-11	5
20	BYEzil	1	0	9	3	18	-15	3

This weekends fixtures in the last round before the international break

Jewy v Aufc_ole
99 Problems v BYEcalona
Zimbos v BYEstal Palace
Pv4 (#TeamAguero) v RB
Mcjules v Chillbilly
Icy v BYE FC
BYEzil v Inala Brah
JLM (MILLIGAN> ) v Redkat
Milan (Holtby FC) v BYEsbane Roar
BYErn Munich v City Sam

Huge clash between myself and JLM's (> Milligan) side. 

You should definitely captain Mesut. 

It could have been, but it is not. 

Hoping for an upset win against the league leader

Honestly don't know how I am top with my squad. Just getting super lucky

JLM is a pretender. Second on 11 points despite 8 teams having scored more. His luck will run out

I I forgot coutinho is out with injury. Shit! Wasted my captain pick for this round.

Fuck this game man.

ROUND ELEVEN	Jewy v aufc ole	0-0		Firmino	David Silva
ROUND ELEVEN	99 Problems v BYEcelona	0-0		Sane	Diouf
ROUND ELEVEN	Zimbos v BYEstal Palace	0-0		Mounie	Tadic
ROUND ELEVEN	pv4 v RB	0-0		Ramsey	Sigurdsson
ROUND ELEVEN	Mcjules v Chillbilly	1-1	Salah, Mahrez	Fabregas	Kane
ROUND ELEVEN	Icy v BYE FC	0-1	Begovic	De Bruyne	Ritchie
ROUND ELEVEN	BYEzil v Inala Brah	0-0		Xhaka	Eriksen
ROUND ELEVEN	JLM v Redkat	0-1	Vokes	Mkhitaryan	Morata
ROUND ELEVEN	Milan v BYEsbane Roar	0-3	Murray, Ryan, Oxlade-Chamberlain	Sanchez	Oxlade-Chamberlain
ROUND ELEVEN	BYErn Munich v City Sam	0-0		Okazaki	Mooy

VOKES GOT A GOAL!!!!!!

My mate Mo scored a brace :)

Points for Morata, Courtois ad Vokes means we got a deserved win against the pretender. 

May I pls request an updated results and table because man oh man if things went how i think they are I am in some serious need of a lunch break :lol:

I think i might be on a 3 game win streak, may aswell give me the title already.

@Mcjules Bruce Djite is not very good at football
@Benjamin, I hope South never play top tier football again
@Imno, Lucas leiva was a hack
@PV4, Stop liking your own posts


Mods ban and delete account please

Jewy v aufc ole	0-1	Silva	Firmino	David Silva
99 Problems v BYEcelona	1-0	Jesus	Sane	Diouf
Zimbos v BYEstal Palace	0-0		Mounie	Tadic
pv4 v RB	2-0	Aguero, Ramsey	Ramsey	Sigurdsson
Mcjules v Chillbilly	2-1	Salah (x2), Mahrez	Fabregas	Kane
Icy v BYE FC	0-1	De Bruyne, Begovic	De Bruyne	Ritchie
BYEzil v Inala Brah	0-0		Xhaka	Eriksen
JLM v Redkat	0-3	Vokes, Morata, Courtois	Mkhitaryan	Morata
Milan v BYEsbane Roar	0-3	Murray, Ryan, Oxlade-Chamberlain	Sanchez	Oxlade-Chamberlain
BYErn Munich v City Sam	0-2	Son, Lacazette	Okazaki	Mooy

**Correction - I have Hugo Lloris in my squad and Tottenham kept a clean sheet against Palace so I should have won 2-0 instead of 1-0 **

Place	Team Name	Wins	Draws	Losses	GF	GA	GD	Pts
1	pv4	6	4	1	23	8	15	22
2	Jewy	7	1	3	20	7	13	22
3	Redkat	6	4	1	20	10	10	22
4	AUFC_Ole	6	4	1	13	7	6	22
5	99Probs	6	2	3	20	11	9	20
6	JLM	5	5	1	12	9	3	20
7	InalaBrah	5	4	2	16	12	4	19
8	Mcjules	5	3	3	13	11	2	18
9	Icy	5	2	4	15	10	5	17
10	City Sam	5	1	5	19	14	5	16
11	Chillbilly	4	3	4	18	14	4	15
12	BYEcelona	4	1	6	9	22	-13	13
13	BYE FC	2	6	3	3	8	-5	12
14	BYEstal Palace	3	3	5	4	9	-5	12
15	BYEsbane Roar	3	3	5	9	16	-7	12
16	RB	3	2	6	9	16	-7	11
17	Zimbos	1	6	4	2	4	-2	9
18	BYErn Munich	1	5	5	5	13	-8	8
19	Milan_7	1	2	8	8	22	-14	5
20	BYEzil	1	1	9	4	19	-15	4

I have done some corrections to the table, mostly to the goals for and against so they might have changed a bit unexpectedly. There have been 242 points scored by the 20 teams so far in 11 rounds. So just over 2 goals per game. City Sam has 3 goals per game while Zimbos has just over half a goal per game.