thats the way to go haha

Worst: Ancient History speech tomorow...havent started it, will do around 9pm tonight.
Business Studies test tomrorow, havent studied for it
Hour detention after school tomorow.

Best. Erm...........Nothing :"(

Ah good old detention. I remember back in my day, we had a game to see who got suspended the quickest. 7 detentions in 1 term got you suspended. I think my highest was 6 in a term.

Frigging SOR1 teacher who's giving it to me looks like Kevin Rudd. Stupid frigging Religion, and its cause i dont do any work in his class...not my fault i aint catholic...mind you i do go to a catholic school....[-( But still, tomorow gonna suck big time.

BEST: GILETTE FUSION. CLOSEST SHAVE EVER. FEELS SOOO GOOD.

8-[

best: pervin on my increasingly hot neighbours daughter lol:P
bad :wife having to go to her parents for the night cos her gp appointment is at 9 tommz and her gp is at dandy and we live in the west

Wait, you've been perving on your hot neighbour, and you say that you're wife being out for the night is bad????:p

Lisa: Did you know that Japanese have the same word for Crisis as they do for Oppurtunity?
Homer: Yes, CRISITUNITY!

:-k

funky munky my neighbour is like 17 lol and i used to baby sit her hahahaha

So there's already a connection there, you won't have to introduce yourself. This just keeps getting better. As for being 17, well that law is just stupid anyway8-[

hhahaha touche ..well i think she knows i be pervin on her hahaha

Best: This convo I had just now.
Me: So, you're standing there. On one side, is every single Nando's building on fire, with all their recipes and etc in the buildings...on the other, is Steven Gerrard and Torres, also on fire...which do you put out?
Imno: OH GODDDDDDDDDDDD
Imno: I run in and Save Torres and Stevie. I pick up a fire extinguisher, and lob it to Gerrard, and smacks in the volley and it breaks into the building and explodes, and puts out the fire in the room where the recipes are.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

hhahahaah funky munky u have the most weirdst and funniet convos dont cha??

And she hasn't even called the cops yet...She wants you man:p

(BTW, If you follow this advice, and do get thrown in Jail, atleast make it worth it and post pics8-[ )

Did you even have facial hair to begin with? :? :p

Best: No work tomorrow.
Best: I can sleep in, and bludge for most of the day.
Best: Going out every night, because I don't have a game until Sunday.

Worst: If I get hit like I've been getting, this won't be a good week for work. :p

:P i think i follow ur advice munky hahahaa all i can say is that girl has a ghetto booty and shes a makedonian :P ill try to post pics hahaha

Edited by MvFCArsenal16.8: 19/3/2009 10:30:58 PM

LOL Funky you funny bastard.
I shouldv incorporated Torres into it somehow...
ALTERNATE ENDING:
Torres looks at the building, and sees one small window. He has to get it in that window to save Nandos. Gerrard lobs him the extinguisher....
Torres repeats to himself: "I dont see a wall... I see the gaps... "
SMACK - And its soaring through the air, and in through the window!

Edited by imnofreak: 19/3/2009 10:33:31 PM

hahahah randomness

The Nando's recipe room is on fire, if Gerrard were to smash the extinguisher through a window, would this not create a backdraft? :lol:

Edited by avy1990: 19/3/2009 10:42:46 PM

Gerrard defies logic you fool! :P

:lol: nice one.
Best:Going to my friends on Saturday.
Worst:Found out that Blyth is back.

Way to go champ. You fail that class, that'll show 'em!

I remember back in year 9 I was a right bloody turkey, me and a mate were given a detention by our history teacher and we just waited until his back was turned and he was writing and bailed out the classroom window, books and all. It was a good eight or nine foot drop from the window to the ground.

The whole 'changing her nappy' thing just adds a bit of kinky-ness, and the age of consent is 16 in Australia.
MVFCA - how old are you anyway??

Worst: Only just got home from work, my sister was just leaving for school.

Best: I'm drunk and have been drinking since I left work. So I guess my worst is really a best and it's all just grooooooooooooovy. Did I mention I was drunk?

You fogot to mention:
El Zahar steps up and is in great position to save the Nandos recipe room and screams "Stevie...Im open"!!!
Gerrard looks to see where the call is made from and responds with "NOO...your a shit cunt"!!! before lobbing the fire extinguisher on to Torres in the storeroom.

Somehow, however unlikely, Torres bentds the fire extinguisher around several walls, over a counter, through a door and in to save the Nandos recipes.

Gods...you should see some of mine and funky's old convos. It would melt your face, I'm telling you.

Do as the man says!!

That's funnier than Funky's convo. Mind you, can you either??

Get rid of that before Charlie sees or we're alllllllllll FUCKED.

That's what I was seeing in the origial convo tbh, I was wondering why it wasn't there.

Best: 40 words into 4000 word report.
Worst: Cannot play MLB The Show because of 4000 word report.

Yes, of course. [-(

Best: Chill day at work, hence why i'm here wasting time

Worst: Went down to Rebel Sport on my lunch break to get a $65 victory shirt, all the checkout staff were daft old ladies so i tried to get one of the shirts with name & number already printed and hope they wouldn't realise the difference and then just as they were putting it through the register some fucking hot-shot staff member appears from out of the blue to inform the daft old checkout chick that they charge the extra $40 for printing so i had to switch it to one of the plain shirts.

Best: just got word that I have a trial on Sunday

Worst: its against a team from Macquarie Fields. Watch for me on the news...I'll be the one who's been raped. :x

For some reason I thought you meant a court case. :lol: I was like, "Huh? They're opening the courts on weekends now?"

:lol:

Must be for some extreme case like "Battering a Pontiff" or "Attempted genocide".