No Bukkake for Benjo.

Glad you said that because from my not so good memory wasn't your old bosses daughter a toddler?

Hey, Jazzmaster's still alive! We thought you and Peligro were dead.

Nice alliteration

Yeah we used to do that at primary school, used to love those rainy days where we would see who could get the wettest and who could jump in the most puddles. Now a days with the pants, jumper, shirt and tie outfit its just not the same and once you get these jumpers wet they smell like wet dog for ages

Remove your jumper. Problem solved.

best:getting myself a altona city fc jacket from someone i know
worst:my knees buckeld once again

B: Hot chocolate.
B: New phone.
W: No phone - hasn't been connected yet coz they're transferring my old number across. >.<

That won't happen til monday. Enjoy.

Well i don't really care. As long as I know that I am not supposed to press some magic button. And now I know itll sort itself out.

Worst: I just google image searched sex-change. :S I saw a horrid photo. My eyes are watering. Wanna read the caption? "One of our Sex Change Patients Mike, who is half way to becoming Melinda"

You were told a four digit pin number that you have to enter when you phone starts up to access the network which you have to enter while holding star and hash at the same time, but you probably didn't hear that bit because you were probably lost in the salesgirl's eyes.

Because before you get that operation, you want to do your research huh, mk?

The questian everyone is asking now, is Why the fuck your looking up pictures of sex changes....[-x

Is that something you would really want to know though?

Believe it or not it was your fault. I googled Ahmadinedjad and it came up with Iran have the second highest sex-change rate behind Thailand. And then I was like 'Whats a sex-change anyway?', so I google it. Then as I usually always do when google anything I check the image results.

What do you mean 'whats a sex-change anyway?' I think the name is self-explanatory, champ. You should probably have a talk with a trained professional about this bizarre fetish of yours, before you do something silly.

Fail Heineken. We already know mk looks up random shit on Google. Still have images of babies with deformed heads. :-&

Just because im one of the few on here that actually know how to use google images. I just like to have some dark shit in my head. Fuels my comedic/abusive mind.

Google cremation.

Actually, the Anencephalic babies was me.

Been there, done that.

And I just had to look up 'Anencephalic babies' didn't I...#-o

Edited by socceroos_fan: 8/7/2009 11:47:01 PM

I was the abortions and crush injuries.

Theres a picture of a girl sucking on an amputees (just below the hip) stump. Google amputee. Comes up with porn. The poor naked girls go no arms or legs. :(

Hold the phone.

Viewer discretion is advised. [spoiler]http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p236/udatermin81o/black_amputee_toilet_hardware_handj.jpg[/spoiler]

And you were the one who provided us with the subordinate anal hole, mental scaring.

:d

Socceroos_fan: proud of the fact that he can't sit down, in more ways that one.

Hey, you too could have looked like ET.

There's actually a medical name for that fetish...and not "sicko" either...I just can't think of what it is right now.

Acrotomophilia - Thats the SEXUAL interest in BEING an amputee. O_O :S

"In a survey of acrotomophiles, leg amputations were preferred over arm amputations; amputations of a single limb, over double amputations; and amputations that left a stump, over amputations that left no stump.[1]According to Solvang (2007), “Devotees adhere to standard conceptions of attractiveness in all other matters outside of amputations.”[2] Digital images (usually from porn sites) are often produced or modified to represent a desirable amputation or amputee. This procedure may be known as Electronic Surgery (abbreviated "ES") <--(I didnt do that) within the internet fetish communities."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acrotomophilia

Check the fucking lingo these freaks use when speaking about desirable amputees. The human mind is so fucked up.

Amputation scares the shit out of me in every way. I'd rather die than lose an arm or leg.

Edited by mk0825: 9/7/2009 12:35:24 AM

Oh wikipedia, is there no kind of sick freak that you can't tell us about? You type into google "people who have sex with goats while on fire" and google will come back saying "specify type of goat".
Yeah, I think losing an arm would be rather annoying. I'd lose my job for sure, and I'd never play the guitar again (not that I did to begin with) and I'd generally have trouble typing. That said, you'd be able to hit people with your prosthetic really fucking hard and not get hurt...

Discrimination...... just because my favourite pickup line is "Hey sexy does this smell like chloroform to you" is no reason to be hating...... :P

best:found my transformers animated movie dvd
worst:also found old foto of the "devil"

Mother-in-law?

Random_Hero?

He's not the devil, he's just an idiot who wishes he was.