This still is yet to be answered. 

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I have changed my avatar. 

Kind regards,
pv4

Why is it called taking a shit if you're leaving a shit?

Because shitting is an action. To take a shit means doing the act of shitting.

It's true

"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all its letters in alphabetical order.

Why do sneaker companies hate people with wide feet?

As a man with size 12 EEEE feet, my only options for casual summer wear are New Balance running shoes and ugly as fuck orthopedic shoes.

Just because I have spatulas for feet doesn't mean I don't wanna wear decent looking shoes. Fuck you Nike.

Just be a bit uncomfortable if it's for how they look as opposed to being for sport

'Sup    - c*nts I'm back. 

Nice sig.

-PB

why 

I need to vent so I'm posting in here
Grandad has been given his last rights tonight and I'm struggling.  Found out he had a fall on Wednesday and has bleeding on his brain. Docs won't operate due to his age (92) so we are now just waiting for him to pass. It's hard because we don't want to lose him but he wants to go and be by my grandmas side in heaven. He was my father figure and one of the few people who believed  In me.

Sucks when you're faced with something like that. Even though they get to a ripe old age like that you realise the significance of it. My grandfather died at the very beginning of this year. He'd been in great health most of his life and drove/ lived in his own house for all but the last 6 months before he went into a downward spiral and went into an aged care facility. He was 97 and my last surviving grandparent (that I know of). 

To add to this.  He past last year.  I went to work the day before he past and my boss saw how distraught and how I was and told me why are you at work? I'm like I need to keep occupied but he goes he means a lot to you be by his side. Or you'll regret it. So I got to spend the day with him. Meant a lot to me. I thanked my boss and he goes yes work is important but family is more important 

you bet family comes 1st always especially in those circumstances, commiserations.

Had to check this.

The longest word whose letters are in alphabetical order is the eight-letter Aegilops, a grass genus. However, this is arguably a proper noun. There are several six-letter English words with their letters in alphabetical order, including abhors, almost, begins, biopsy, chimps and chintz.[34] There are few 7-letter words, such as "billowy". The longest word whose letters are in reverse alphabetical order is sponged.

(Wikipedia)

Thanks mate. It's been a hard few months but I'm getting there. Hell last week had to visit my father in law's grave and it was hard as I lost both within 2 years of each other