That second one reminded me of a joke my mate told in Legal class in high school years ago: There was a picture of a couple women from the 1930's or something like that, in long dresses at a court house or something. The teacher asks the class "Does anyone know why they are in this book?" Mate responds with "They're there for showing their ankles." And we all laughed because he used every version of they're/their/there in one sentence.
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