Doubt it very much.

And you tell us that because you want to get banned from the site? :-s :P We needed a laugh, and now you've spoiled it. :evil:

Edited by martyB: 22/1/2009 10:56:34 PM

Haha this is quite funny you see because i wrote this rumour as a joek when i first joined this site. As my name is James Gabon Fergus. Fergus_15 i am quite sure his first name is fergus

No it's not..."Dadvid Moyes" ;)

Yeah baby yeah, but its out of context.. smooth attempt to recover though.

And Robert is the only one that sounds remotely plausible.

and this article has clearly been submitted by that fergus_15 kid. So now weve had an afro rumour, a sydfan rumour and a fergus_15 rumour.

Obviously you didn't see Austin Powers. It's okay, you didn't miss much.

don't you mean "further"? lol

You could just make up your own rumours if you're going to be like that.

ALL Everton's keepers for this season as registered with the FA: Nash, Turner, Howard, Ruddy. No McEntagart. Last I heard about Michael he was doing not a lot somehwere in Adelaide.

Then there's that the author can't spell 'recieved' and goes on to spell Fellaini two different ways. Neither of which are correct. Also, using the wrong 'too' isn't a good look.

Then there's the Austin Powers-esque "Dadvid Moyes". Somebody has daddy issues.

Truely terrible rumour. I could write better (actually, I have.)

Bresciano to Everton?? "Nothing could be my father from the truth".

They finally remember there is a rumour link on this site....and then post this pile of dung???

Shit, secrets out...but which one is it?

Everton need strikers not midfielders, don't they?

Who knows, if City can't get Kaka they may just settle for Bresc :P

I think stiflersmom is a mother and has a daughter. Whose a dilf. Of course. Naturally.

WTF ;)

literally i thought he was a girl....?
hmm... weird

I really thought he was gay.

NO WAY!

I'll start another, StiflersMom actually prefers women.

I don't care if its true, finally we have another rumour....

If its true, its a good move for Bresc as I'm sure he would still want a crack at the EPL
BUT... can you imagine the carry on from Moyes having to release two Aussies for international duty, he carries on enough when Tim Cahill plays.

yeah there's been a lack.

IMO everton have too many AM so no deal IMO

first rumour ive seen in a while..

If there's one thing Everton aren't short on, it's attacking midfielders. There's no way this move is on the cards.

The length some people go to too get a good laugh!

Mark Bresciano would be handy for Everton, with Arteta looking more and more likely to leave Everton, this would be a solid replacement, although Bresc lacks that final touch that Arteta clearly has.

I would much prefer to see him at Fulham. I can see a strong partnership between Bresc and Bullard.

seems pretty bullshit why would mcEntagart send a detailed email about marco bresciano and how moyes wants to buy him ,and why would moyes tell Mcentagart anyway

Why did Michael McEntagart move on? Oh well that ended a possible future derby match up of McEntagart v Bouzanis! Plus he isn't on the Everton site anymore.


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Edited by Kevin Airs: 20/1/2009 08:18:02 AM