You think that now. In 3 years you will be thinking 'WTF did I ever see in her?'



Because she cares about you. As a friend.

Im gonna MOTS it soon. Just need a few weeks of PIC til I can MOTS to best effect. Im totally going to get naked and give her a lap dance when im drunk at the next party we're at. :lol:

Show her your vascularity :P

Best: Bill Bailey, the bloke's a fucking legend. Started off the skit by commending the Socceroos on their performance at the World Cup...before laying into England :lol: His impression of Julia Gillard is top notch too!!!

Best: Went driving all night around the Northern Beaches with my best mate, went up to Pearl Beach, Whale Beach, places i haven't been too in Yonks. Palm Beach at 1am in the morning is so tranquil. It's beautiful.

Best: Picked up a girl on the way back coming back as we passed Mona :lol: Really hot, and she was so thankful for the ride, although i think we may have contributed to a possible breakup between her and her boyfriend :s

Best: Caught up with an old school mate at 3am, kicking the ball around the oval at 3am is quite cold!!!

Worst: Tired as and got to do assignments, but absolutely worth it. Grand Sat night :)

Best: Sydney FC fan day yesterday. Got to meet Shannon Cole again and had many laughs with heaps of the players :D
Best: Saw Inception. AMAZING movie. Soooo trippy.

Dude shes gonna be mirin my cock vascularity close up.

I'll lol when she punches you in the groin.

B: Went to Sorrento Quey.
W: Lost 4-1 to the top team
W: It was 1-1 at half time
W: The ref was awful.

I got punched in the balls last year and the bitch showed no remorse. She said she did it cause she thought it would be funny. That was literally the last time I ever sat next to her. Thank fuck for that. I had to go to the toilet to see that my nads werent scrambled.

In all seriousness ill just show her my lower ab vascularity and penis lines. Then she can trace them to my cawk. = PROFIT???

Just cunt punt her back :P

In all seriousness, no.

I don't see how that can fail at all tbh.

Well, first you start by spelling 'cock' like a phonetic redneck and the chain reaction of failure has already been set in motion and you're more or less set.

Best: Talked to that girl. Everything seems normal.
Worst: Still feel like just another one of her friends. =/
Worst: Got in a fight with another friend
WTF?: Class discussion about how stubborn and arrogant I am. Got people ive never talked to before venting. WTF??

Best: Poker night with my mates last night.
Best: When those of us who were shit threw in the towel and scootered to the bottle shop and then everyone else just gave up and it turned into a drniking session.
Worst: There was no modesty when it came to urination and every few minutes someone would just piss off the balcony we were gathered on.

yesterday

best: trip to launceston with team mates to watch mariners v victory
worst: it was a fucking boring game
best: got a team photo with ernie merrick in it

today

best: 442 finally arrived
worst: can't be fucked to go to training tonight

Best: First run in a while
Best: PS3 has returned
Best: Going to a Japanese restaurant with my jap class for excursion
Best: We also have to cook a japanese dish. Me and my mate are gonna do somthing special.
Worst: Not much really



Edited by benjo: 26/7/2010 09:02:59 PM

Best: PS3, CPU, Internet, headset in my room = supreme happiness
Worst: Two assignments to do

Best: Relatively swell day. Smoothed things over with a handful of people.
Worst: headache
Worst: no food
Worst: Need to write a fkn essay tonight

Best: Coffee, home.
Best: Sent in my essay's via this turnitin program.
Worst: Test tomorrow, cbf studying.

Best: History excursion to the Chinese museum provided free lunch
Worst: There was a tour attatched

Best: Day off
Best: Finally saw Inception yesterday
Worst: No money and no car to do anything today

Best: Sydney FC playing tomorrow!
Worst: Stuck at work! Is there a live radio feed or something?

Put that on the speakers instead of the crappy dance music that's usually playing... :P

BTW it may not always be dance music, that's all I remember though.

Edited by socceroos_fan: 27/7/2010 05:13:43 PM

Best: New High Score in Little Master Cricket of 869 in my dig photography lecture
Worst: No point playing Little Master Cricket because i won't repeat that phenomenal score

http://www.foddy.net/Cricket.html

Best: Festival of Football tonight
Worst: Rain

Ha that music is programmed through this super old computer that completely shits itself if you do anything to it so I will resist opening up internet explorer on that computer!

Best: early finish.
Worst: Sore + feeling fat and small.
Worst: Got a party on the weekend but im not exactly on the best of terms with the people I was going to split drinks with aswell as other people who are going. I need to organise this shit.

Best: Not going to Uni tomorrow
Best: Hopefully cleared my issue with the enrollment dicks at UWSC.
Worst: Getting off the train this morning at Quakers Hill and the first thing that hits me is the stench...stale curry and decaying shit. I'm serious, fucking ponged this morning. Such a shithole :lol:

Best: Hitting the piss tonight :D
Worst: Feeling fat / wondering how long it will take for the alcohol to dry me out
Worst: Feeling anxious for some reason. Cannot wait to drink so it goes away.

Alcohol solves all my problems.

Oh boy.

Guess who this is in 10 years time?