im sorry but this is the most attention seeking shit i've ever read... *big lebowski voice* laughable man laughable

Go ahead.. ASK! ASK what else I have.. go on. Ask. :P

Yes im fishing but its an interesting topic! I like to see what other issues people have. Most people conceal this stuff in real life, including myself. Forums are good for talking about whatever the f*** you feel like, a good outlet.

You troll and seek attention that much you don't even realise your true feelings, right? :p

you don't have issues unless there major (parents divorce, death in the family/friend, drug addiction, bi-polar disorder, living arrangements and to a lesser extent long term arguements and conflict with family (not bitching over school and such but actually to the extent where you can get kicked out of the house) etc etc.)... when teenagers say they've got issues, for the MOST part there just angsty and looking for things to call an 'issue' under the presumption that if you have 'issues' that means your complex and interesting when your just like everybody else, i had a friend whose mum got diagnosed with cancer at the start of year 12, thats an issue, not wether some chick is having an on-off relationship with you or you 'feel' depressed

lolwut?

I dont know why I do it. Im probably looking for the conflict more than the attention when I troll. When im in a ponderous mood (kinda like now) I try to be sincere and it looks like im trolling. :lol:

The amount of people I know that are like that, is amazing.

People bitch because they didn't get to go out last night, or their boyfriend hasn't replied to their text in 5 minutes and say FML, FML etc.

When really, they have no idea how their 'problems' do not even compare to what some people have gone through in their life.

You assume its minor just because im choosing to talk about it? disclaimer - If you dont want to read my attention seeking words then dont read the next block of text.

For what its worth, I am still receiving treatment for a mental illness and ive had to spend every day of the last 6 years (it stretches beyond that) actively both coping with it and concealing it. Its kind of demoralising when a psychiatrist with 50+ years of experience and training effectively tells you to go and get fucked because youre not responding to his shit. Not to mention when youre resigned to giving bullshit like hypnotherapy a try, paying 150 bucks for 15 minutes and being too wound up to ever enter an even near-hypnotic state. Also being misunderstood by everyone, literally yelled at by your own medical team and family. I always said id probably rather have cancer. You can let everyone know about it and they wont think youre a weirdo. And at least with cancer if you lose the battle youve got the ultimate get out clause. You dont have to kill yourself...
Btw never clinically depressed or suicidal. Just extremely unhappy at one stage and 'wishing' for an accidental death.

Well I don't think your a dickhead, your interesting though, perhaps you like being classed as one though seeing as you have tendancies to go out of your way to incite conflict and your generaly conceited nature pisses some off. You really are interesting though, I have often thought psychiatrists would dream of someone like you, their own little 'Good Will Hunting' etc but I respect how you risk bringing condemnation on yourself by telling everyone here your history, albeit anonymously but still thats no small task.

Best: Job interview went well
Best: Ran into an old friend.
Best: Passed everything and got some awesome marks
Worst: Nothing

Seriously, the only thing that could make this day better is
A) Nandos
B) Gaining Modship

:lol:

Im 'happy' to reveal a little bit because like I said ive come from rock-bottom to being a regular well-adjusted kid. Right now no-one has anything on me and my future looks bright so its not as if someone would arc up. Everyone has problems too so at the end of the day if you do enough digging you will eventually hit a nerve regardless of how cold someone thinks they are.





Best: Pulled into the driveway before. My attention was diverted to the glorious ass of the young woman inspecting the house next door. That house is for sale. The sort of thing wet dreams are made out of.
Worst: Verbal confrontations with dickhead teachers
Worst: Getting pranked. I got owned. Ill be out to avenge myself in the coming days.

You still have wet dreams? just rub one out occasionly

Best: Pizza for dinner. 3 boxes and some garlic bread for just 12 bucks!
Worst: Have no motivation to go to school except to see mates

Best: Excursion for History tomorrow
Worst: Feeling like shit again. And i really want to go tomorrow.

Best: Just got tickets to the All Whites vs Paraguay game :D
Worst: Forgot my English folder and got yelled at for sitting in class staring at the clock. Got a talking to from the teacher after class...I reckon she thought I was stoned...

Were you stoned?

:O how could you suggest something like that??

I semll a guilty conscience ;)

Ive never had a wet dream. Apparently you only get them if you havent figured out how to pull-off yet or you havent done it for a while. I do it once every day or 2 so im safe.

This is why we need better Sex education in schools.


Best: had lunch with my Wife

Worst; I am so bored with my job I have got nothing done today.

Best: Having tomorrow and friday off work!
Best: Having an amazing girlfriend.
Worst: Finishing work at 9 today.

Nah I'm a good girl ;) that stuff fucks up your brain.

That's not the only thing I smell ;)

Best: Holocaust Excursion today. Very interesting.
Worst: It was a very sobering day
Worst: Got ripped off at the Jewish cafe next door. I paid $4 for a 'large' chips, which was exactly the same size as a medium and small chips.

I'm trying incredibly hard to avoid making a holocaust/Jewish joke here.

You make it too easy... :twisted:

Best: Feeling good.
Best/Worst: Went to my Grandmas today. Amazing food and her amazing, yet sad (I was crying at one point) story of her in the 'bad times'. She is amazing. After all the years of being annoyed at her for trying to shove food down my throat, I can empathise with her for the way that she is. She has so much history...The stuff she was telling me, I thought it only happened in movies.
Worst: Business exam tomorrow but I feel ok with it.

Why? If you dont jerk-off for an extended period of time you get a build up and you automatically 'relieve' yourself. This is why younger males have them, they havent figured out how to relief themselves manually. Poor kids.

Worst: Found out a bloke I played a season of juniors cricket with committed Suicide. Wasn't especially close to him, don't think I've chatted to him since that season, but he was a top bloke, and a top cricketer too. RIP.

Wet dreams are had by both men and women and they're first triggered in the early stages of puberty. They continue on well in to your life as a senior citizen. wet dreams have very little to do with a "build up" or lake of knowlege of Masturbation. It has more to do with the subconcious and I have no idea on the science behind that except to say that like all dreams they are the bodies way of dealing with inner termoil and mental stress.

Bonkers' version is what they teach these days, I would agree with it too