Any more and your gonna start sounding like that Muslim Sheik who compares Aussie women to uncovered cat meat...

a.k.a lads, chavs, homless kids,

have u seen those girls butt ugly girls caking on makeup and getting they guys by putting out.. its so sda .. they deserve better than what they doing to themselves

yes las,chavs all them ghey kents.. wanna be tough kents .. they so gangsta they be from the suburbs .. u aint from the ghetto mayne.. lol yo thats gangsta son ..lol

Can you even imply that by simply staring? :lol:

LOL. I was thinking out loud in class not long ago what some of the girls would look like without make-up. I could go on and on about this but I dont want to get angry.

i know a girl who packs on the makeup but without it she is plain ol hottttt!!! its sad she has to pack it on on to make her feel like shes beautiful

i got a Lebenese-Australian friend who goes skitso if she doesn't have any make up. I consistantly tell her that make-up aint needed, cause shes hot, but she doesn't take my advice, it'd save her a couple hundred a month as well....but she dont listen....women.*sigh*

Ohhh yeah. I get fuckers like that at the station on my way to work. They just sit there and spit and flick their cigarette butts at you. I love it when there's only one or two of them there because I kick them on my way past.

That would be why I stopped where I did. When it was still humorous.

I have magic facial expressions. It's all in the eyebrow positioning.

At work a couple of weeks ago a bloke goes to this female dealer "you shouldn't wear so much makeup". She took offence to it and thought that he meant it made her look bad. What he actually meant was "you don't need to wear makeup like that". Her response was pretty funny, but most of it went shooting over her head because she is one of said "make-up gun" girls.

hahaha ive kicked a couple of the gangstas legs before when they by themselves and they give me the biggest greasy but they just look at me and they back off as im in work clothes and they just look down lol its seems steel caps scare em...

Soooo many cake faces at my school. My sister (why do i seem to make a lot of references to her...) is sometimes like that and me and my older sister always pay her out.
Funniest thing i said at my hol house when this chick walked past with STACKS of make up on...we were making a cake inside (well not me...i was just licking the spoon) and we went outside and when she walked past i said to her "Hey we're baking a cake in there...do you want to shove your face in that instead?"
Fucking hilarious at the time. She pretended not to hear...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha cake did u say cake hahaha

I hate cake faces.
I have the urge of getting a fire hose and aiming the blast of water at their faces...

Paris Hilton = Cake Face

Ficksed.

8-[

Real mature :lol:

The Truth is the truth. and theres no denying she isn't one after that movie.....:lol:

Fixed.8-[

I knew you were going to do that. Ficksed.

People who go to the toilet, AND DONT FLUSH THE FUCKING THING!!!!!!!!!

Also people who take a shit, use up the last of the bum wipe and dont put a fresh roll on the hook.....GRRRE

People that write "sharpie" all through out your commerce book with your red sharpie so there is red ink splurged throughout your pages and holes in it where it was so thick it broke! #-o

My sister does that all the fucking time. And then tries to tell me that it was me. The thing is, she even takes the old roll off the hook and just leaves that on the toilet floor! My family are fucking filthy in the bathroom. I don't let them brush their teeth in the same bathroom I shave in because there's always toothpaste residue and hair all around the fucking basin if I do.

people who tail gate especialy when theres traffic ahead.. i cant go any faster ..

Jump on the brakes, that fixes them 8-[

i tried that afro but i got reended so that put a stop to it..

WRGMG is Chinese people that you get stuck in an assignment group with who have no concept of interpretation and have no initiative. I spent the best part of an hour today trying to make the simplest of points to this idiot, which the aussie person in my group understood in about 1 minute, but it was like trying to get a brick wall to understand something. They bloody learn the text book inside out but don't have the first clue on how to apply any knowledge to anything. Learn the language properly instead of just memorising the words.

lol.... but as an asian myself aussies should learn to speak englsih as well.. and i mean proe english not aussie slang probably why the chinese didnt quite comprehend:D

People who sit in the overtaking lane and dont overtake ](*,)

try being on the monsah and try to go on the left lane when theres traffic on the three other lanes and the fast lane is chocablock too... and did i mention theres traffic so i cant move ...