I found the best thing to do in that situation is learn to drive one handed and learn to flip them off while learning to accelerate as they go to overtake you.

They were learners once too.
But that doesn't happen with me, driving in a small town.

The Aflac duck on the MLB. Marty may know what I'm talking about.

AFFLACK! Mwah!

Yeah, can be pretty random. At least they put the duck running across the bottom of the screen so that after you yell WTF, you know what's going on. :lol:

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Edited by martyB: 21/5/2009 01:26:55 PM

It's so damn annoying.

wgmg is having to get my crown put back in as it fell out bloody stupid filo dentist in the phils ....

Today at school the worst thing happened.
This really grinded my gears.

Every morining me and my mate kick around a soccer ball at the front of the school. And today a dog came running into the school, the first thing it did was chase our ball. So a teacher comes out right, and pats the dog. By then me and my friend have already left and have gone on the other side of the fence. Then after the teacher pats the dog, she realises it's bleeding. Then the dog runs away from here and guess where it goes? That's right straight to my soccer ball. It somehow goes under the fence and runs straight to the soccer ball. I then quickly grabbed the ball so the dog couldn't get it. Then the teacher comes up to the fence and asks for the soccer ball so the dog will come back to the other side so I give her the soccer ball and the dog quickly ran back under the fence. But then the fuckan stupid bitch drops the ball and the dog get its. I yell from the other side of the fence to get it as quickly as possible so the dog doesn't pop the ball. She says no,no don't worry it won't pop.
I then scream at the bitch and say "get my fuckan ball". She ignores me and continues to follow the dog. The dog then goes around the corner and I follow it, but when I get around the corner I see my ball on the floor with the dog ripping it to shreds! :cry:
That ball cost me $60. I explain this to the teacher but she continues to ignore me. So I do the only sensible thing and talk to the principal. She then laughs at me and tells me to stop being ridiculous and just go and buy another ball!
After a long day arguing with various teachers I now find myself suspended for 3 days and have lost a $60 soccer ball. WHAT A FUCKING DISGRACE.

That's fucked, what did they give you the suspension for?

Becuase that fucked teacher said I abused her and the dog. Seriously WTF?
I didn't even touch the dog. I swore at her but she gave my $60 ball to the fuckan dog so what am I meant to do? Say ok he can have it.
I swear my school is fucked.

Get a receipt and a written note from your parents demanding the bitch (teacher) pays for the ball.

If you have no success return to her car and take a shit on the windscreen. That's what my mate did with a fucknut teacher of ours.

Personally, I'd do option 2 whether she pays for the ball or not.

lol good idea!!
I am going to get my parents to go to school tomorrow and complain but unfortunately I threw out the receipt for the ball. I now know never to throw away an importnant receipt! lol



=d> :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Edited by davidtorres: 21/5/2009 05:47:47 PM

Instant karma - money or shit?

I'd slash her tyres and shit on her windscreen.


If you got the ball still alls you need is proof of retail value. Go to AMART and get a catalogue or print RRP of an internet soccer supplier.

Edited by leftrightout: 21/5/2009 05:48:49 PM

Shit in the air vents. It's not summer so she won't be using the aircon, so it'll either sit there for 3/4 months, or she'll use the heater, and it'll cook. Either way, pure brilliance.

:lol:

your evil...

Honestly - you could do more then 60 bucks damage to her car.

lol I'm not a criminal or anything!
I just want $60 bucks or the same ball. That's it.
But if anyone else feels like a shit you can always come down to Melbourne!!! lol

Do what they do in America, and sue the bitch, or shoot her....or the dog. 8-[

I personally wouldn't of given her the ball, i woulda challenged her, asked her why she wanted it, and if i wasn't happy with the excuse, i'd walked away whistling. :-", Then say if the Principal challeges you to why you didn't hand over your ball, shoulda have said you didn't trust her with such an expensive ball.

But seriously, grab the recipt, and get your mum up there and tell em to go buy a new one. cause thats pretty dog. no pun intended :p

fucking hell david dont tolerate it, if she refuses to refund after your parents have a word with her then you should definitely slash her tyres I also recomend pissing in the water tank of her car my mate did it once in the windscreen wipers tank for one of our teachers

Ouch David. That would hurt.

WGMG is when you get to class, ask the teacher if you can go to the toilet, you go out, you arrive back 2 minutes later and your seat is stolen and you have to sit next to nobody.

david, you're an idiot for not knowing what she wanted to do with the ball, you knew she was going to give the ball to the dog. Just keep harassing the principal for the money.

WGMG: people who keep bumping that sorry excuse for a topic "Spartanta views".

WGMG: Fkn year 9's. At our school we have 2 basketball courts with a 4m wall in between them. We were playing basketball on one half of one court and these fkn yr9's are playing touch footy on the courts but using up BOTH the courts i.e running across and interfering with everyone. I told this one kid who was playing to stay on one court and he's like "nah i'm alright". I said "I didn't fucking ask you if you were alright don't be such a dick" so he looked at me and ran away to get the ball...they keep doing it and then he was standing behind my friend and kciked the footy at his back..."What the fuck you fucking cunt! piss off!" So then a couple minutes later i had the basketball in my hand and i was going to shoot but that kid i was talking to happened to be standing a couple metres infront of me. So instead of shooting i threw the ball at his head...and if it wasn't for my shit throwing skills i would have hit him! #-o Missed by a couple cm's...so fucking pissed. I just wanted to knock him down so much. Grrr...

Do what we used to do, confiscate the football and get someone to do a lay-up, jam the football between the ring and the backboard.

WGMG: Bogan/Country Bumpkin Stepdad.

Give him a can filled with gunpowder and a lit sparkler sticking out of it and tell him to count to ten. He'll start counting on his free hand, stop, put the can between his legs to hold it and keep counting on his other hand and...problem solved.

lol....by the sounds of that afro, you got expiriance with that :lol:

lol....by the sounds of that afro, you got expiriance with that :lol:

:lol: You double posted in between another post on another topic. Lol I'd take it your using tabs?

There's an echo in here...:lol:

Yup :lol: Sorry Guys, my bad. Computers mucking up again.

Fixed. :p

WGMG: People who think is rain is bad. For example they think walking or running through it is the end of the world. Over half of your body is made of water! Get the hell over it and stop looking like a fuckwit.