Go to the footy

Yeah gotta love the end of seaosn clearance, at the reebok outlet in Fitzroy they're selling for $40 and i went with a mate when he was getting his the other day and they're selling everything 40% off so it cost him $23. Ridiculous. Still he was lucky as they're starting to run low on the range of sizes now.

A bit overpriced I think.

Just because they have to sell the Sydney ones for $20 so anybody will buy them does NOT mean that $50 for a Melbourne jersey is expensive.

Essentially...
WGYG: Metro kids.

I agree. Most annoying fuckers at work #-o

The "jocks" at school do the collar thing to and then there are the losers who think that by doing it that they are cool, it makes you laugh

WGMG is dickhead drivers speeding and killing innocent people on the road especially when you are friends with someone who they kill :(

You mean dickheads like half the people on here who believe road rules and speed limits are just a nuisance?

Darwin had a theory about that...

That cant be the case. Fredsta goes to a Catholic school. Darwins full of shit anyway remember.

Guest being exhibit 'b' of said drivers...:-"

:lol::lol:someone's on a roll.

People who say things are different to people who do it anyway I cant be fucked arguing so lets just leave it at that

wgmg is going to highpoint and seeing my ex there ... went staright to the movies with my wife and kid and sister and her boyfriend ... thank god for the movies and fredsta uwont find me at highpoint much im usually at the south eatern suburbs during the weekend

You so should have gone yesterday, it would have been brilliant I seriously was looking, lol

didnt get home from noble park until late .. i was there 2day like i said saw my devil of an exe and me and my parnter and kid and sis and her bf went staright to the movies.. i was tempted to get a victory jersey again

You were probably also tempted to fling a choc-top icecream at your ex, but yeah...

WGMG - Morning Wood.

WGMG: When FIFA freezes in the post game highlights reel after you have just won a quarter final 7-2.

You let in 2 GOALS?? [-x

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

WGMG: people asking dumb questions like, "How much is a gold chain?"...

to which response is,"How long is a piece of string?"

OR

I have this watch and this battery, can you fit it for me?

To which response they get, "Yeah, now go to to the sandwich bar over there and ask if they'll toast your home-made sandwich.

Fuckin telemarketers.
TM - "Can I speak to Mr or Mrs dadada?"
Me - "Not home at the moment"
"Oh, when will they be home?"
"Not sure"
"Whys that?"
"**WTF** Why does that matter???"
"What time will they get home from work?"
"I. Dont. Know!"
"Oh pfft. bye"

He had the most cuntish tone. Asking shit like where are they? MYOFB you nosey twatcunt. I was so angry. Why the fuck would they be at home at 2:40 anyway you dick. Why the fuck ring a home??

:lol: :lol: great conversation

wgmg is in 9 years that my ol man skipped on my moms and My fams he hasnt apoligised to us espeically my lil sister who is still angry .. last time we saw him was in the phils and he didnt say nothing to her i wanted to punch him for making my sister cry .. and yes afro i was tempted tyo chuck a choc top at her and other foodstuffs

Next time just say you are home owner...then say not interested followed by a hang up. I've got caller ID so I can screen all the overseas callers.

or u can say no ispeak inglis and hang up usually works for my moms

OR

You could say, 'yeah sure I'll get them, can you hold the line'. PRESS RECALL 2, Dial someone you hate or one of your annoying buddies, as soon as they pick up PRESS RECALL 3 and connect all three in a three way...listen and laugh - make fart noises and piss yourself laughing along the way.

It's called the three way prank.

or that i tried getting an airhorn its fun hahaha

:lol: I used to do the 3 way prank with my friend all the time in Year 7 when we were bored at home. Funny stuff...although i imagine it would be very annoying if you were the victim.

He was an Aussie and not really a telemarketer but a I dunno, a people chaser.

try the airhorn its the best

Telemarketers piss me off so much, i just tell em where they can shove their phone and their product, and if im not in the mood, i tell em to fuck off before they even speak, you know it's a telemarketer because when you pick up the phone, theres this click, and this 3 or 4 second pause.