Your a taxman?

WGMG-People who slam on their brakes and drive 20kms under the speed limit when they see a cop car, even though they are traveling at the speed limit,even when the cop car is traveling in the opposite direction in heavy traffic.

Edited by I like sex.Highfive.: 5/7/2009 11:33:37 AM

Edited by I like sex.Highfive.: 5/7/2009 11:33:54 AM

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Especially when its not even a fucking highway patrol car. The ordinary squad cars don't give a shit how fast you're going as long as it isn't reckless. I dunno if it's because they have limited jurisdiction or simply because its not their job (friends in the police say Highway Patrol are a bunch of c***s :lol:), but they don't seem to give a fuck about traffic laws. I've overtaken several cop cars whilst traveling 10ks over the limit, do U turns at lights and over double unbroken lines etc.

WGMG: When cops turn their sirens on so they can get through the intersection on a red. Theyre not in a rush to go anywhere. They just abuse the privilege. Fuck Tha Police. Always had problems with them.

WGMG: The fucking cold. Why is it so fucking cold!? As much as I like winter, it's fucking freezing.

The irony is, you're more likely to get pulled over and booked for doing that than if you kept doing 65 in a 60 zone.

WGMG- The media, all this shit on the news trying to put Michael Jackson in a bad light. He's dead ffs let the man rest in peace and get over the fact that he has more talent in his fake nose then you do in your whole fucking body!

Why not get a different job?

Sounds like an awesome job to me.

wgmg is stupid tools who talk really loud on their phones like they're talking to someone .. then their phone rings!!!

Because some nights it's awesome fun.
Last night I had a table that was complaining about not getting any perfect pairs and I go "Well, I don't really have any!" and pretend to be playing with the boobs I don't have. The entire table, including the grumpy old man who's been sitting on the end of the table for the last hour or so burst out laughing.
It's a good gig, but some nights it just sucks.

LOL!! That's fucking hilarious when that happens. What shits me is just generally when people talk really loud on their phones. I mean, just because he's far away doesn't mean he can't hear you, champ.

its funny but annoying cos all i can hear yes mate , oh shit mate , yeah mate its fucked up mate!!! ive been down chapel street and saw fully sick muzzas on their fones trying to look cool but when their phones ring its classic

Who does that?

Cant say ive seen anyone do that.

WGMG: When you go out with people and they spend the whole fucking time texting. Shits me to tears. I hate people who are attached to their phones.

fully sick muzzas ie wogs/lebs and most people in their modiefied cars

LOL Muzteks. I think theyre only in Melbourne. Imno would be a fully sik muz ule.

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Plus when there on their iphones on facebook..

Pretty much the same kind of people who have their collars up.

That's a really bad look on a date. Or even when you're with a mate. I know I've done it a couple of times when I've been trying to organise a band or something but I feel bad when I do it.

People do that on their breaks at work and you go "what the hell? You can't manage to not go on failbook for 8 hours? You sad fuck".

everyone with an Iphone at school does that. You'll sit next to one in class, you will be doing work, and you look over and he's updating his status. I call them Facebook Whores

TBH, I'd rather being whoring myself on facebook than doing schoolwork.

facebook is free on 3 now...

WGMG: SBS showing the Tour on SBS 2, which we don't get on the TV upstairs, where the computer is.

So, what, now you have to settle for Queer As Folk?

Mmmmm especially in English, but mind you some of us wanna get a decent UAI in the HSC...

What UAI do you need, and what/which degree programme are you aiming for?

Even that would be more interesting than whatever the fuck they're showing. Wimbledon Final for the win.

Rhona Mitra ftw!

I'm aiming for 80's, i wanna do a business degree, and mabey a History. Not 100% sure though. I just don't wanna fail :lol:

QFT