WGMG: NSW Government and lack of Cops. FFS it took them 2 hours to come check out a call about assault and property damage when the blokes were still walking around the street lighting fires and abusing people

All police forces in australia are under-funded and under-trained.

WGMG: Gardening. Actually no, I like gardening. Weeding sucks balls.

Where abouts do you live.

I'm pretty sure NSW has the highest amount of front-line Police in Australia.

NSW: 18,500 officers.
ACT: 829 (42) Volenteers
NT : 1,081
QLD: 10,237
VIC: 11,100
S.A: 5,000
TAS: 1,723
W.A: 7,526

and if i do follow through with becoming a cop, that'll be 18,501 beat police

Hills District. Literally in the centre of 3 different police stations.

WGMG: Losing with pocket A's in poker

NSW are about two thousand short of how many they need. Victoria need about the same.

I read this in the Gardening Australias hosts voice.

:lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: =d>

You Know What Really Grinds My Gears? Unanswered questions!

WGMG: People breaking accepted thread set-up

I'll give you a quick free poker lesson then:
All you had was a pair, it doesn't matter of what because you lost. All it takes is a double-up on the board and you're screwed. Two pair beats you. You either have to raise fast with them, or check it through.

People get pocked A's and think they've got it made, but the reality is, they're no better than any other hand, really. Unless you hit. You can't chase aces through to the river without considering what's on the board. If you're sitting there with over-pairs, that's about the only time you're good.

Stop asking silly questions then :P I'll answer them all when I've got time.

WGMG: People who offer you their hand for a handshake, and then don't grip, move, or respond at all when you shake their hand. What the fuck was the point of offering me your hand then? What did you think I was going to do, tickle it?

:-k This rant sounds familiar...

But oh so true. People with weak grips usually have a weak character.

Yeah pretty sure I, or someone else ranted about it before. Don't care, it still holds true.

Maybe they have a broken hand.

"What did you think I was going to do, tickle it?" Sounded familiar from someone. That was all.

The start of an awkward porno?

Actually, my first thought was that it was something Billy Connolly had said.

I seem to remember him ranting about the same thing. Maybe I subconsciously recalled the line from watching him.

WGMG: Being tired. Im laying on my dads couch, renovators walking all around me with power tools going off...and I can hardly keep my eyes open. FFT to the resce...possibly.

You started to spell 'rescue' wrong :P

I know the feeling, the neighbours have been renovating for three weeks now, I think they're done now. Or at least I hope so. Tonight was the first night I've had more than six hours sleep in those three weeks.

WGMG: Racists:evil: :evil: :evil:

WGMG: Crazy fucks who talk to themselves

Weren't you doing that yesterday?

Sure was

WGMG: Mondays. :evil:

Monday bloody monday...wait, Sorry Bono, my bad.

WGMG: Long toenails.