:lol: I wonder how I figured that out :lol: I can see why they'd make it no-spirits. Spirits are so much more expensive than beer.

WGMG: When a hot chick hits on you and you completely miss it until your friend asks you why you didnt find her hot 15 minutes later and you cant see or find her ](*,)

Edited by guest: 25/11/2009 11:53:20 PM

What the hell!!???

Pay attention Guest! #-o

WGMG: Being single and not knowing what to do. (not that I don't know how to date or be single or anything)

WGMG: My internet, which is working fine now, and before i plugged it into my XBOX. As soon as it touches the XBOX, it fails spectacularly.

It's worse because I missed the following hints:

Is she your girlfriend?
Can I take a picture of you?
You want to be able to see it on facebook?
Want to stand together in the mosh?
Where you going after the concert?

In my defence it was like 40 degrees at the time.....

:oops: :oops: :oops: me #-o #-o #-o

that each season of entourage has like 8 episodes and the dvd costs 40 bucks.

if you cannot distinguish between 'your' and 'you're' you deserve to die. 'you're' means you are. read a fucking book or something.

Hookers.

purchase a dvd of 'pirates' and some lube

Edited by SammyLovesBacon: 26/11/2009 12:15:51 AM

Pirates 2 > Pirates

haven't actually seen either of them. only porn movie i could think of. and debbie does dallas. for some reason that became crazy popular.

We found Debbie does Dallas in our Geography teachers room back in the day. That and $150 in Star City chips. :lol:

Debbie Does Dallas was pretty much the first 'porn' film. It was controversial in taht it instigated the 'golden age' of porn and was subject to several legal cases and attempts to censor the industry.

5 strikes dude. WTF? Poor form. Temerpature is no defence :P

Actually if you include her asking me to call her phone cause she couldn't find it in her bag it is 6 BUT my phone was dead and my friend didn't have her phone....

Also WGMG: Infected piercing

Who needs their fucking phone in a rock concert? Moreover, who takes their bag into a mosh?

Apparently a chick with weed. I need my phone so I could tell my mate when to pick me up.

Well...I guess a bag is better than an orifice...

I meant, why did she need her phone? It's not like you can make a phone call.

I'm assuming was her way of trying to get my number..... failed so hard looking back at it ](*,)

WGMG: People who sit right in front of you when the entire bus is empty

WGMG - fat chicks who wear tight clothes and then look at you with that 'i know im hot look'
NO YOUR FKEN NOT.

+1 And they act slutty...

:-& :-& :-& :-& :-& :-& I hear that. With their chunky rolls hanging over their belt and chunky celulite legs that look like spoilt milk. Spoilt milk with blended up carrots in it because they have a grotesque fake tan to match their bleached hair.

:lol: I had a situation with exactly that type of girl not long ago. Fits your description to a tee. And she was talking to our group because she knew one of the girls i knew and she actually asked me if my first impression of her was "omg, that girl is way too hot for me". I think she took my laughter as a no.

:-s :-s :-s :-s :-s :-s :-s :-s :? :? :? :? :? :?
Wow.

WRGMG: That new McDonalds Angus Burger ad with the dickhead of a bloke. Everytime that ad comes on i cringe. Someone needs to hit him with a frying pan.

+1. He really is a douche.

I had a chick like that on my table the other week. This guy was drunk and flirting with her. She shut him down in a really cold way. She got up to go to the bathroom and her friend who was stacked leans over and goes "I'm so sorry, she thinks she's hot." I had to stop dealing I was laughing so fucking hard.

Face-first into the deep frier IMO.

WGMG: Women.

she thinks you were checking her out, but really you were just in awe of how ugly and deluded she is.