WGMG: Channel 7's Commentary/Coverage of the tennis.

WGMG: When you go to bed at a reasonable time. i.e 9.30pm sleep like a baby all night and wake up at 10.30am and you still feel really tired

Yeah? Well fuck you :p

My brother had people over drinking, and they happened to take a liking to a lot of possessions of mine etc. So I was getting 17-20yo dickheads come to me all night wanting things. They fail.

WGMG- People who dont wash their hands after going to the toilet, fuck it takes 5 seconds FFS

+1. Except I can't remember the last time I went to bed at 9.30pm. :p

The other day when I went to Sydney, I went to bed at 1am and got up at 4.30am. Strangely I felt fine and it wasn't that hard to wake up.

+1 but I am borderline OCD when it comes to washing my hands though I am over the top fussy about it.

That's the thing. You sleep for ages and are really tired when you wake up, yet when you sleep for a few hours you feel fine when you wake up.....

:?

An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty and were sharing the latrines. The Aussie Sergeant finished first and walked out without washing his hands. The U.S Marine watched in disgust, finished his squirt, washed his hands and walked up to the Aussie Sergeant and said. "
In the U.S Marine Corps we were taught to wash our hands after a leak".
The rather large Aussie Sergeant replied, " In the Australian Army mate, we were taught not to piss on our hands ...! "

Heard that joke with private/public school, etc. But it's true. :p

Do as Arj Barker does, wash before you take a leak; washing after implies your cock is dirtier than your hands.

WGMG: As with my above grind, Channel 7's cross promotion of their shows during the tennis. Channel 9 do it during the cricket too, but the way Channel 7 do it is fucking stupid. Leaves the commentators struggling to try and sound interested in shows they clearly don't care about.

OMFG. It is called "oversleeping". Look it up. ](*,)

I agree that it does GMG though.

+1. Just logged on to write that exact thing myself. It's farkin annoying.

WGMG: When Funky Munky overtakes me in post count.

:d

The battle for the next to 10,000 takes another turn...

OMG!!!! OVER REACTION!!!! :o :o ;)

Semi-starting a lil' pyramid are we?

Broken before it gets bigger :)

Should we start again?

Yes. :p

Bangin' :lol:

Smashin'

Frothing!

Heaving!

Awesome?? :-s :lol:

Good enough.

Good. :p

Sweet. :-"

Sugar.

Candy.