:lol: :lol:

Dad does that same thing...
Dad: ooh is this your girlfriend?
Me: *sigh* No Dad
Dad: 'Why not, she's a pretty little number'
Me: *sigh* she's right here dad...
Dad: 'Well you two go have fun now' with a wink and a nudge.

:lol: Man that'd be awkward.

WGMG: ATM's not reading my bankcard.

Broke 2 toes once kicking the shit out of an ATM for eating my card.

I spent 5 minutes punching the keypad this morning trying to make mine work, to no avail. Even the 1st day I had my new card the ATM took a few tries before it registered.

Had an epic argument with a shop keeper once cause my new card wasn't working with the EFTPOS kept saying bad read when it was brand new and he told me to get out. Ended up one big screaming match :lol: :lol:

Also I laugh when people call them ATM Machines. That means they are Automatic Teller Machine Machines:lol: :lol:

I'm certain there's a dude who watches the security cameras who works for the bank and he just sits there and randomly chooses people to fuck with by declining their card at the press of a button.

That would be a pretty sweet job:lol: :lol:

Moving the shower head doesn't do me any good I am still to tall for it. Sucks being tall sometimes

WGMG: When teams play good, but can't score. i.e Brisbane.
And when teams play shit, but score. i.e sydney in the second half.

WGMG: The height of train ceilings and doorways, low hanging beams that are designed for the average heighted people.

My dad hits on the girls I bring home. That's even worse. Ending up going "dad, are you aware you're biologically old enough to be her grandfather? Why don't you run along and play with your walking frame?"

It's a pain in the arse when you're not expecting it and you're all groggy because you just woke up.

That sounds like the type of thing I'd do. Mwahahahahahahahahaha, etc.

WGMG: Having a really good best friend in Year 7/8. Doing everything together, and meeting each other in the street after school everyday as you live in the same street. He gets into the wrong crowd, completely changes, dogs you. Then seeing him at the shops and he can't even register a smile to me. Fuck you.

These things happen. I had a friend like that when I was a kid, for over 10 years we were best mates, then he fell in with the wrong crowd. Now he's a crack addict, never has any money and is a mess, can't hold down a job etc.

I know it happens. But I wish it hadn't.

WGMG: Crazy In Love somehow being the number one song of the decade according to Channel V.

Same deal with PIN Numbers

WGMG: A friend invites me over for a swim and like two minutes after we get in the pool her dad decides to come out in his speedos and swim some laps. Tool.

I can think of probably a thousand songs that are better than that piece of white-trash anthem.

There goes that quickie in the pool you had planned...

Yes, god forbid he uses his own pool:p

WGMG: When someone who knows you from no more than a year ago completely ignores you.

WAGMG: Hattrick.

WGMG: Thread titles in capitals. What is it meant to achieve? It makes me LESS likely to read it, not more.

I believe you're guilty of doing the same to get people's attention...

True, but that is not the entire title.

WGMG: grazes on the knee's because talentless fuck's think that practice matches mean full blooded challenges after you've played the ball.

WGMG: Rain. I was meant to be fucking going in the pool today dammit.

You'll still get wet either way.

So you were going to the pool with him then?...

Was waiting for that.

:roll:

I think we all saw that coming.