WGMG: Having to throw out a heap of my stuff with water damage.

WGMG: Having to walk around all day after a bee stung me in the joint of my toe.

also

Lecture halls that have the air conditioning so low that it should be snowing inside.

Edited by chillbilly: 8/3/2010 09:13:06 PM

You know, a bee couldn't sting you there if you wore real shoes...

WGMG: Essays

I'm not going to put shoes on to walk out the front door and collect the paper, besides walking/running barefoot creates stronger feet.

WGMG: Arrogant little wogboy cunts whose parents pay for them to trial with European clubs, then come home and think they are the second coming of christ.

I still say you deserve it for allowing yourself to get stung like that :P

At which point you remind them 'if you were that good, you'd still be at said european club'.

this little cunt was a kid I coached during his junior days at my club, he was average at best but his old man thought he was great and sent him to all the big money soccer schools, tours, etc. He came back with bullshit stories about getting trials at heaps of clubs, and to top it off I just looked on his facey page and he was bagging out my club and me in particular. Pretty fucking rich considering I've played well over 250 senior games and he still hasn't made it out of Reserves. He's going to get a serious case of attitude adjustment if/when I see him next.

[quote] I still say you deserve it for allowing yourself to get stung like that :P
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I didn't say i didn't deserve it. It's nowhere near the worst sting I have had. At my grandparents farm I was search a shed and stood in a wasp nest. That was a nasty experience.

Edited by chillbilly: 8/3/2010 10:25:39 PM

I'll always remember accidently putting my hand on a wasp hiding in a wooden knot in primary school. Not only was I not expecting it, but I got stung six times in the palm of my hand by an alarmed and angry wasp. And when you're six years old that hurts like fucking crazy.

I distincly remember the first time i was stung by a bee. Year 1, it was after school, mum had come to pick me up, i happened to be in the Library cause we had been watching "The Lion King" and my mum had got talking to the school librarian at the time. Anyway i swaggerd over to her and did the old "can we get an ice-cream on the way home mummy" routine, the big old puppy eyes, the cuteness etc and i had hopped up on to one of the desks to sit down (to rebellious to pull out a chair" and i felt somthing sting my right buttock. Anyway, started stinging like a bitch, the waterworks started (I was in Year 1 :lol: ) and iv'e jumed off to table, to find a sqashed, half dead bee where i had been sitting. Needless to say the trip to the school medical officer, who happened to be the secretary IIRC was awkward. :lol:

Oh...school nurse stories...:lol:

Back in prep there was this kid named Daniel who was absolutely obsessed with Dinosaurs. And one day he waddled over to the teacher and said something really quiet. The teacher turned pale. Anyway, this story ends with the school nurse having to remove a plastic dinosaur head from a 6 year old's arse. The same kid caught his penis in his zipper and covered his face in glue and glitter.

High school was much better...the school nurse was fucking gorgeous. She got hit on so much she was impossible to talk to.

WGMG: That I was planning on going to the AFL NAB Challenge match out near here on friday night after everything. Until I find out that the opposition to the Swans will be the Kangaroos. Umm get fucked.

WGMG: Sisters breaking up your family because they are pathetic excuses for human beings

WGMG: People that take shit waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too far.

WGMG: Pointless english assessments.

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WGMG: being sick again. Thanks steph.

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WGMG: pimple on my nutsack
WGMG: getting 'dogged' by a friend :(

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WGMG: Turning up to uni only to have to go home because it had been canceled.

WGMG: The fucking FFA. Nothing but a bunch of cunts.

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WGMG: People that try take advantage of bad situations.

WGMG: Mothers and their unnecessary worrying about things

WGMG: Joel Griffiths and gypsys.