WGMG: Family. I need a hug off someone reasonably attractive

I'm right here 8-[

Key words.

You're right, being incredibly attractive is more than he asked for and probably wouldn't be appreciated.

Exactly. That's why I didn't give him a hug, as much as I wanted to.

Maybe we should just get him one of these to hug:

I am sure he will love that. :lol:

Who wouldn't?

:lol: Actually got one for b'day last year, unfortunately the dog liked it too

Cheers guys

A friend of mine had one, she took it to a mate's house warming...seriously the dirtiest boob I've ever seen by the end of the night.

i'd rather them come in a set, one's a little strange for my liking

Like two boobs on their own isn't weird at all.

any body part on it's own is kinda weird for that matter...

Going to a mate who lives on the fifteenth story's place, looking out the window and seeing a dildo suctioned to the glass was certainly weird.

:shock: *weird mental image*

Edited by gooner4life_8: 8/6/2010 09:49:05 PM

was the dildo on the inside or the outside of the window? if on the outside this mental image is even weirder

Yeah, but imagine walking in to his place and seeing that.

When we went to walk into the foyer downstairs, there was this chick, doing the spits on the couch, face down throwing up off the couch. We all stopped to take pictures of this girl on our phones and her and her friend then become aware of the fact that we're there and as we walk into the foyer they're pissing themselves laughing.

just seeing it on the window isn't quite what i'm seeing in my head...

You disturbed young man.

WGMG: When you sneeze and cover your mouth with a tissue, but the phlegm comes shooting out and bounces off the tissue...now it looks like I jizzed on my jumper.

well i was after you mentioned that



it's even embarrasing when you can't even reach a tissue and it either goes all over you and people actually notice or it goes all over everyone around you, neither have happened to me but i still wouldn't like it to in the future

I see plenty of people sneezing all over poker machines at work, it's fuckin gross.

some of the computer keyboards at the library are beyond gross, they started out as white keyboards but now they are yellowy-brown

That's why I don't go to the library.

i used to go all the time, but i haven't been there for about 2 years now

I stopped when I opened up a book and found a vegemite sandwich between the pages.

WGMG: Walking home from the ferry yesterday i came across a man, middle aged, walking two of these dogs: Shitzus



You're a man, not a fucking woman with emotional problems!!!

To add to my fury, they were wearing a fucking fluffy, pink, ski jacket, with a hood, specially made for dogs.

WHAT.THE.FUCK!!!!!!!



Edited by heineken: 9/6/2010 07:37:07 AM

I hate shitzus, maltese, chiawawa's any small lap dog.

Best small dogs are mini foxies or jack russles both breed for hunting.

i found a book with what iswear was mouse guts smothered on the back of it

WGMG: My car. Fuck you you fucking piece of shit. I get into it this morning put my seatbelt on and it came back, at first I just thought that I hadn't clicked it in enough. Then I see the whole fucking compartment where the belt goes in has all just come out:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: ](*,) ](*,) ](*,) ](*,) ](*,) ](*,) ](*,)

What the hell do you victorians and Tasmanians get up too. You're a disturbed species you lot are.