He trained with them on Saturday.
We need him as soon as possible.

wgmg: haing to gop to my mums to use the net as i still have no net at home

WGMG: Having no sauce at all in the house. WTF.

WGMG: Trying to find a material that can with stand a constant 1800 degrees C without melting/burning and has good thermal resistance.

WGMG: Saying to myself, "Yeah, I'll do some homework" and then realising 3 hours later that I'm playing FM

Story of my life except on 442, facebook, or FIFA.

And i like the fact you only realized 3 hours later :lol: =d>

WGMG: Getting paranoid with this Illuminati bullshit.

Dan Brown FTW!!! =d> =d> =d>

WGMG: People not telling me things when I've told them similar things plenty of times, saved there arses more than once and have helped them wherever possible.

WGMG: Having to admit things you don't want to admit.

Try some Collingwood supporters, better try a few.....you just never know which ones might work

WGMG: People pegging a tennis ball at the arm that got a needle earlier that day.

harden up. I got hit in the left nut after my nut cord was already inflamed and I have to wait 2 days to get a doctors appointment.

Why did you have an 'inflamed nut cord' to begin with?

WGMG: Waking up on a couch and having no idea how you got there or why you're there or why your mate's girlfriend who you've never met knows more about what's going on than you do.

Good question! I dont know! Possibly an infection or bad case of blue balls. Im seeing a doc tomorrow and im kinda scared of whats going to happen. Its SO sensitive and I reckon she'll be pulling, pressing and squeezing in the most awkward places. :S If she touches behind my balls I think ill hit the roof and possibly throw up. Its so bad though the whole day is like that dull pain you still have 10mins after being hit in the balls. Except instead of having it for a short while ive had it for 3 days.

WGMG: MSN being shit.
WGMG: Having to keep waiting to get my new comp.

Diglet.

ow, funny you should mention this 'cos it was only yesterday that i found out a friend of mine once had one of his nut cords twisted round once

The doctors are professionals and there's nothing you can show them in that region that they haven't seen before. There's nothing arousing about getting poked and prodded in tender testicals by a rubber glove clad hand (unless you're into that kind of thing) so you really won't get embarrassed :lol: And you gotta do what you gotta do. It's your bits mang. What if you leave it and they have to amputate?

Sounds like you're not getting your rocks off enough to me. Sounds like you've got full balls and nothing more :lol:

Gooner: I hada friend who was rushed to hospital cause he sat down and his cords became intertwined. :S



Nothing around about getting your balls busted but I mean ive always wanted to f*** someone in a professional position. Teacher, doctor, nurse, you know. Like in teh pr0nz.

I searched google for the procedure and there was a vid on youtube where this hot milf with great tits cups this guys balls. :lol: Maybe ill get an older unattractive woman though, then I should be alright. A young asian woman would be nice. :lol: At teh end of the day all I want is a happy ending..

I would lol if the doctor said I dont masturbate enough. If shes hot ill play stupid and get her to teach me.

I shall report back.

Teachers really aren't worth it.

The doctor I used to go to was hot...makes it awkward going there if you've got an itch in an awkward place. And playing dumb won't work. She's an educated woman :lol:

I just got back. Far from getting a hardon. It was so cold too and I needed to shit and piss so I was the complete opposite. She was old. When she grabbed my nuts I was like WTF man and she was moving them around, theyre sensitive as fuck woman! Even when theyre not sore you dont go that rough on them! Anyway ive got a "swollen scrotum" and i cant do any activity for up to a week. Thats gonne be like 10 days fap-free. Thats a marathon.

WGMG: The doorways and ceilings on trains being so short.

+1 : I was on a coach from Ballarat to Melton today and I had to crouch when i was walking through the isle, thing is I'm not even tall, like 6ft flat.

WGMG: Chicks saying not to call them for two days cause they've had enough of you, then yelling at you two days later for not calling them.

Mental.

Edit:

WGMG: Posting in the wrong thread ](*,) 8-[ :lol: :lol: :lol:

Edited by heineken: 27/8/2010 12:20:03 AM

Just so you know The Doctor doesn't approve of this treatment... ZING!

WGMG: knowing beforehand that it's gonna be a shit day at work.

WGMG: The useless sack of shit football club that I support.

Look on the bright-side, at least you wont have to face the mighty Ricky van Wolfswinkel again this season. Gotta love that name.

which one? :lol: